Rapid Fire Q&A: Round 2 (Bonus Bachelor Questions!)

Can I have my coffee? Oh! It's all out. OK. That was unnecessary. Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo! Heat up the engine. Back by popular demand! Woo, baby, it's rapid fire time! I was actually dying laughing last time we did this, so I'm stoked! Let's do this! Rapid fire, baby! Woo, I'm ready! We're doing it. These are the best, OK. OK, I gotta pump myself up. I haven't seen these, you haven't seen these, but we gotta be quick. OK, OK, OK. I'm gonna time you. Last time you took a little long. You take way too long. Hello, your celebrity crush. Uh... This is... Five, four, three, two... Amanda Seyfried. Oh, that was a default pick. Tick-tock. OK, that's a tough one. Anyways, we're ready. Just go. What do you think about Caitlin Bristow and Jason Tartick together? Love it! Don't know him, so great. Great. What are your feelings on reality Steve? He knows a lot of stuff, you guys. I don't know, it's unbelievable. Someone's gotta be feeding him information. There's an inside source there. He knows stuff that you shouldn't know. Yeah, great for people that like spoilers. Good on you, good on you. What does Chris Harrison do off camera? He drinks wine and goes golfing on his days off. God, that's great. He's the greatest life. Great job. JoJo and Jordan, are there couples or contestants from the previous show that you hang out with or see? Becca? I talk to Wells. You probably see Becca, because she's with me. I see Becca. OK. JoJo, do you get to keep the clothes or shoes after the show? You get to keep a little bit of it, but not all of it. Bummer, because there's so many good things. Yeah. I wish you... Well, sorry. Go. There is one piece that I got to keep when I was on The Bachelor, and it was a dress I got dumped in. So if anyone wants that dress, I still have it. I wish you still had that maroon dress from our night in Nemecolon. Maroon? No, maroon, I meant navy. I had that, it's in the closet. Break that thing out. OK. Date night, let's go. JoJo, what were your real feelings about that pig date in the Bahamas? Why on earth did they make y'all do that? Swimming with the pigs? It was pretty funny, guys. What was worse, swimming with the pigs, or with the seals on a date with me? The seals. The pigs were hysterical. This is rabbit fire. Rabbit fire. Will you televise your wedding if they offered it to you? Only if it was done the way we wanted it to. Boom. What caused you and Becca to click so quickly and easily on Ben's season? Soulmate, she's a soulmate. I'm like the second choice. No, you're my first choice, always. Quick answer, you get the truth. Well, I just think that we just initially just hit it off. Like Jordan and I. If Jordan wasn't picked, would he have gone on The Bachelor in Paradise at the time? No. Not a chance. That's better. As a Bachelorette, do you have any input on the destinations you will travel to throughout the season? To be honest, not really. Did you? No, I mean, the places that I wanted to go, their like bureau wouldn't sign off on it. Like Australia, I've been wanting to go, but it was too hard to go there. So yes, but really no. My one ask was a helicopter. Didn't get it. Serious question, how do you do laundry? They do your laundry for you, right? Yeah, but not as often as you'd like. It's tough. Especially when you travel to another country. It's like, it's kind of shady when it's getting done and like if it's going to get back in time. So you gotta be careful about that. Go sans underwear. Yeah. What was your favorite country you went on or you went to in the show? Argentina. Loved Argentina. Uruguay was cool too, but it was a little cold. Argentina was great. Excuse me. Now it's go time, baby. Jordan, was it weird knowing that JoJo was kissing other men? Nope, I'm a better kisser. Oh, I'm just kidding. It was a little weird. Honestly, it is a little weird. How would you know if you're a better kisser? You've never kissed them. I'm kidding. You were the best though. Wow, you took that. Thank you. I want you to be jealous. I want you to be so jealous. OK. Do you ever re-watch episodes from your season? No. What's your go-to order at Chipotle? Bowl, white rice, pinto beans, barbacoa, mild salsa, corn, sour cream, cheese, guac, and lettuce. OK. Hot sauce on the side. But half an extra scoop of white rice and then please drain the black beans because I don't want any of that juice. Pinto beans now. Pinto beans, please drain them. And then the barbacoa, could you mix it up and get it juicy because I don't want it to be dry. That's a real order. I just, whatever. So right. I'm simple, chorizo, rice, guacamole, the peppers. That's it. Chorizo, chicken, double meat. That's true, actually. Chorizo and chicken, but the double style. It's like a very specific order that never changes. OK. What side of the bed do you guys sleep on? I, well, so I always sleep on the side of the bed that's closest to the door. Right. Always. But right now, if you're looking at the bed, I'm on the right side, you're on the left. Yep. If you were stuck in an elevator, who would handle it better? Jordan. You would... Panic. I'm a better driver. Me. What? 100%. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, you are not. Yes, I am. You've been in more car accidents than I have. Those weren't all my fault. I've never been in one. Those were not all my fault. The only thing I'm not great at is parking. She's a really bad parker. Like, she'll get in a spot and I'll be like, really? And she'll be like, angled this way. Between the white lines, but completely crooked. Yeah, I'm in the white lines. I'm a better driver. OK. What's your coffee order? Well, I've always been a coffee drinker. She never has. Now she kind of is. So if I'm going to order from a place, I'll just do a hazelnut latte with one less pump than they usually do the hazelnut. Yeah, doesn't want it too sweet. I don't like it too sweet. But my favorite type of coffee is those Starbucks containers that you buy at the grocery store. I'm like, black coffee, Americano. Easy. JoJo, can you recreate Jordan's hairstyle the way he does his hair? If so, can we watch you do it? I totally think I can. You tried this new technique this morning. Not this morning. Whenever. But I was like, I have never seen you do that. So I think I can do it. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Do y'all toot in front of each other? No. Interesting. I don't. I do. He does. I don't. Me and Jackson are fine with it, the men of the house. But I have never heard an audible toot from JoJo. And I am looking for it. I want it. I want it so bad, I'm crawling in the weeds, mate. And I'm like, oh, yeah. Oh, she just had those borracho beans. Like, I think it's coming. And I'm like, I'm going to go to the, I'm going outside. And I'll just hang out around the corner. And just wait. Two and a half years. I think it's weird. I'm sorry. I'm a lady. Tell me if you think this is weird like I do. I'm a lady. She has not farted in front of me. Once. Just let it out. Like, the floodgates will open. Oh, this is so funny to me. Because if I ever did do it, he'd be so shook. Just let one go. He'd be like. I want it to be like an accident. I want it to like slip out and her to be super embarrassed. So I can make fun of her. If she was just like, hey, I'd be like, long answer. No, she hasn't. You got anything brewing? You want to just like, just, let's just, let's just all experience this together. Is it? Grow up. Raven fire. Oh, well, that would mean. I'll give you a raven fire. OK, is this a show? That's a great question. That is literally the question right now. And after what we just did, I'm wondering. I don't know if this is a show. We call it what you want. But you can find us on YouTube, Facebook, Google. Joe and Joe Jordan. What was the name of the show? Joe Jordan engaged. She's got fart amnesia right now. I'm sweating. It is a show. It's a great show. You're watching it. You can watch it here and you can comment and we love it. Oh, turn off. That thing always comes on at the right time. Good night. What's his name? What's her name? Does anyone know her name? That was so much fun. That was awesome. Love rapid fire. We need to make those questions even more weird. Like, let's go. Yes, keep the questions coming. And don't forget to subscribe. Yeah. Killed that. Thanks. Honey, are you OK? I got you. Jackson just got out of a little surgery. And the medicine is still in his head. He's going. He's falling. Oh, go to sleep, baby. I got you. Oh, angel. Got some drugs in you.