WE ARE ON THE EAST COAST NOW? | 4Runner Camping

Zora, where's your ball? Go get your ball. Go get your ball. Where'd you put it? Yeah, you gotta find it now. There it is. Good job. Nice work. Zora, out. Thank you. Okay, back. Down. All the way. That's not down. Down. Crazy thing. So, this ball crazy, ow, Malinois and I, Zora, out, are in Birmingham, Alabama because of her. She had a vet appointment. It's all good. As you can see, we're playing ball, having a good time, and enjoying some sunshine and no jackets for once. We are going to stay here for the next two months, not in Birmingham, but on the East Coast. I had planned to be on the West Coast, but around here there is no such thing as a perfect plan, so we are going to take life as it comes and enjoy everything that this side of the United States has to offer. With that, if we can't have mountains, we're going to the beach. I'm thinking that we'll head to Pensacola. You done? Or you want some more? More? Unless the weather's bad, in which case we will find a new place to go. And also, I have to make sure that Pensacola is, in fact, on the beach. I'm not convinced that it is. I don't feel like it is, so we might go to a nearby town. She always lays in the back. Trying to get my cable success. Phone is plugged in. We are en route to Pensacola right now. I'm not used to 70 degrees. It feels like it's 115 in here. Oh my goodness. I should probably plug in the seatbelt. There we go. Because I have a new addition to the car that is not Zora. Obviously, she's not new, but new addition to the car is, in fact, an old addition. Look at that beautiful thing. That would be my fridge. When I tell you that that fridge is critical to road life, at least my version of road life, I mean it. I tried it without. I gave it a good college try, and it did not work out. So the fridge will always be with me, no matter what vehicle I'm in, no matter how much space I have. She's sticking around because I don't have that much money to blow on food every single day. I was eating out at least once, and it was stupid. And I mean, we're talking like eating out like Wendy's 4-4-4. I wasn't going nuts, guys. It wasn't like I was trying to be healthy, like nah. I'd eat protein bars and protein shakes to keep my calories low all day, and then go to Wendy's and get a 4-4-4. That's how I lived for like a month. We need some tuna. Hey mister, won't you sell me a fake ID as a fan? You know what would be the biggest life accomplishment of mine? This is an exaggeration. Don't take this seriously, but I just want to emphasize how cool this would be. If I knew how to do the line dance for fake ID, that would significantly improve my life. I have wanted to know how to do it for like two years, but I cannot, cannot dance. My body just says no. What's rhythm? I guess this town is called Flomington, Alabama. Oh wait, hold on. Welcome to Florida. Back in the sunshine state once again, and it is 72 degrees, and there are clouds in the sky. That is okay. I knew there was a chance of rain whenever I decided to come down here, and I chose to drive here anyways. Usually, I would not do such a thing because rain is against the weather guidelines for road life, but Florida sounded nice. The beach sounded nice, and I'm a gal that likes long walks on the beach, so we're gonna go take long walks on the beach. Just over the cute boxcar we see Planet Fitness, the home away from home. And before I lose my hearing, I need to feed my dog because she is going to make sure that I feed her immediately as soon as I turn off this car. I hear movement. Okay, good girl. I am going to get Zora's food ready, but while I do that, I just had someone stop me and ask me some questions about Zora, and the last question he asked me, I was like, that is an interesting question to ask. He said, and I quote, would it stop a big man? And I'm like, yeah, it would. It's like, it hurts to get bit by this dog. And he's like, but like, would it stop like a six foot three man? And I was like, yes. I was like, she's protection trained. You don't want to mess with her. You don't want to mess with her. That's a lie. She's, she's not. We have the lazy food tonight. Just the kibble and her supplements. And for me, it looks really dark, but it's only six o'clock. For me, we're doing a wrap. Some extreme wellness spinach in a wrap. Cheese, lunch meat, Dijon mustard, and the apple that I have somewhat protected. It looks a little gross, but it's the best we could do. Slice up this apple. This is one of Zora's favorite snacks. So I might have to share a little bit. Here's how it goes. Take your wrap. And cheese. You need cheese first. There's an order to this. Usually I will put lettuce on this as well, but I didn't have enough hands at the grocery store to buy lettuce. That's one of the ways that I... This is not for you. There's a lot of sass coming out of that mouth right now. She doesn't talk back a lot. Okay, I forgot what I was saying. That completely distracted me. Oh, I didn't have enough hands. That's one of the ways that I keep myself from buying a bunch of extra stuff at the grocery stores. I never get a cart, or not usually. I do for YouTube videos. Put some of this on there. And for my final trick, put some apple slices on here. Yeah, we'll go with two on each side. Bon appetit. No, I'm not gonna wrap the bottom half of this. I eat this so fast that it doesn't even matter. This wrap is one of my go-to favorites. It is just a classic. I'm trying. Oh, there's people leaving in the car. You know what nobody tells you about road life? I'm currently hiding behind the driver's seat or at an angle that the people who are parked in front of me can't see me because they're leaving. This is one of the most awkward parts of road life because I'm sitting in the back of my car like a weirdo with the light shining directly on me. I am easily visible and this never gets less awkward. Sitting back here in my car eating a wrap. Leave me alone. Road life makes me wonder how much people pay attention. I want to know what goes through people's minds when they see me in the back of my car eating food. Just sitting back here. Does anybody think anything of it or do they just not care? I'm inclined to believe they don't care because people don't pay attention in life but I don't know. What do you guys think? Don't mind me just crawling out the backseat of my car. It's morning. Go potty. I just heard something I never thought I'd hear a kid say. We are walking around this parking lot and I walk past this kid and his parents. I have the hiccups so bad and he goes hey look it's a canine and I was like I didn't say dog he said canine. I guess you've been raced around these animals then if you call them canines instead of dogs. I have the hiccups so bad somebody scare me. The moose and I are going to hang out for the rest of the evening in the car. Maybe go on another stroll. Take it pretty chill until we go to bed. To bed. Yes I still have the hiccups and yes somebody is watching me record this so I'm gonna stop talking now. Hello. Guys it doesn't really look like I live in my car right now. Going to get ready for bed. That place was busier than heck but on the plus side I did get running water and a real toilet. I was winning this evening. Zora and I are on that 4 a.m grind which means as soon as I pack my gym bag for tomorrow morning we're gonna go to bed. These are all of my clothes with the It's the evening checklist. Kick off the shoes because we're in the home. Double check the doors. Make sure nobody's watching me crawl to the back. Prep the bed. Not going to need this. Also likely not going to need this. Understraps. Sleeping mat. A little foam one. Beautiful. And pillow. My super scary dog sitting in the front seat watching everything with her truck hanging half out of her mouth. Zora, you're a weirdo. Yeah. And that's how it's done. Zora and I are settled in Pensacola, Florida. Have a good night everybody.