SOAPY SLIP -N- SLIDE

Look at Ezra, he's rocking Simon and Coen's shoe, huh? Oh, you're gonna just try to jump out of it? I'm here looking for some soap. I just hit my elbow so freaking hard on the door and I feel like my bone like chipped. It's like chipped, I swear I just broke my elbow. I don't know why they call it a funny bone because it's not funny. A few days ago, I also slammed my fingers in the car door and all my fingernails are like lifting. I have my nails done, but they're like lifting. They are completely purple underneath. They hurt, like just to like go like this to the bottom of my finger hurts so bad. I'm just like, what the heck's going on? Like all of us just keep hurting ourselves. So I painted them. They were red, but I painted them green because they literally, like my nails have grown off a little bit and you could see like purple bruises underneath. So that's been fun. Thomas wanted me to get some soap, put it on the slip and slide, and we'll see what happens. It's crazy. No, you did not just. I slammed it too because I wanted it to be stuck in my mouth. Thomas, why are we injuring ourselves so much lately? It's funny, it's not that funny. Oh, you wanted one? Ezra just brought me this piece of paper and a crayon. I think he gets the, yeah, that's what you do, huh? Do you want your brother's color? Yeah. Good job. Thank you, that's so pretty. That's so pretty. It kind of seems like it's gonna rain, but we love this weather. It's so nice and warm. A little bit windy all of a sudden. Right when I started filming, it gets windy. Okay, that fire is popping. That fire is popping. So I set the tent up down here. Me, Simon, and Cullen, and Ezra have slept out here. I'm not joking. We've slept out here twice now. We always end up coming in. We end up coming in at midnight, but still we fall asleep out here. At first, I'm all about sleeping on the ground, and I've been able to do it since I was a kid because I didn't have a bed until I was 17 years old. I don't know if you guys know that. Story for another day. Ashley bought me my first bed when we were dating, by the way. Anyway, we slept out here, so we've got their TV set up, and we got a heater out here, and we got this old fire crackling. Ezra, you gotta back up, son. You gotta back up, boy. Squishy little booty back, boy. There you go. No, get. I said get, boy. Get. Okay, well, this is what we're working with, but because it's on concrete, and like I said, I'm all about sleeping on the ground, well, concrete's a different story. So I took these, and I've lined them up in there, and we crashed, and it's about to start raining really bad. I know, I can see. Look at those thunderclouds. I know, and the thunder rolls. So we're gonna do it again tonight, and maybe tomorrow night, and if you don't know where Team Money's at, because I don't go on social media anymore. Catch me outside. How about that? Oh, get it? Get it? Catch me outside. We're outside. You just showed my thunder, dude. That was actually really good, though. All right, well, the lighting is really good. Look at these flowers. Shut up. I'm so sad they're all about to die, because they only last for like a few weeks, but like look at that. Isn't that beautiful? And these lilacs smell delicious. Okay, see those plants right there? Can you pull them all for me? Will you pull them up for me? Thank you. Pile them up right here. Simon's making a lovely pile of weeds for me. We've been thinking these were flowers. They're not. They're weeds, huge weeds. They look kind of cool, though, so we were like, oh, they're just plants, and they're everywhere, huh? Guess we gotta pull them. Thank you for the ice cream balls, honey. That looks yummy. There we go, and there we go. What's that for? You got me a pepperoni and a caprisa. Are you my chef? Thank you. Wow, you guys are the best kids. That's huge. Okay, let's see who can pull the most. That's the thing with twins. That's the only way I can get them out of bed in the morning is, let's see who can be faster, and then they jet out of bed, and they get ready. Just like that. So that is a tip for all you twin mamas. I'm sure you already used that tip. You know, you know. You know how that is. The floor's on fire. Dude. Ezra, say bye-bye. Bye-bye. Ezra, you won't do it. Bye-bye. Give me five. Good job. Both of you better hurry.