Try Not To Laugh (Inappropriate Edition)

Yo, what's up you boy KSI, the GMAT, how we all doing? Notice anything different? Yeah, yeah, I moved. I know, right? It looks exactly the same. Except, currently I don't have a bed. So it's a bit of an out. My bed is over here. Need a bed frame and we're good. Got a new desk, did some DIY. You know what I mean? Bought it on Amazon, did the whole thing myself. Look at me, fam. We're going to try not to laugh today. So, you know how it is. You know how we do. Let's see if I laugh this time. Mo's been messaging me saying like, this is a very good batch. So I'm very excited to see how funny this batch really is. No pressure, Mo. Hamdi, what do you prefer then? Do you prefer a slim woman or a big woman? I like a fat woman. Not too fat, overweight. But I like fat woman. Because you have just to use your wisdom. Some, when you are touching bones, you are as if touching rocks or stones. Whereas when you are touching a fat woman, you are touching- What is he on about? What? Mate, he's on one. When you are touching a fat woman, you are touching a smooth flesh and a little bit, something that is a little bit- I, mate, I don't know what that was. Ah! I don't know what you're talking about. You don't know what I'm talking about. I'll be having it. Who'll be having it? Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh! That might be the movie we'll be watching sometimes. Oh yeah. Y'all don't have no TV in your home. We can watch TV on my computer though. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, no. Oh my gosh. I can't even imagine. Imagine I have a kid and he hears me smashing my wife. I'd be gassed. I'd be so gassed. I'd be like, yo, one day, son, you'll be able to smash this good. So good that you can hear it through all the walls. You're on the other side of the house and you can still hear it. That's how good my dick game is. Deal with it, nigga. I may have just cut this guy off in traffic. God damn it. What the fuck was that about, huh? What's up? You fat pig. What, you don't see where you're fucking going? I wasn't even driving. Don't shut the fuck up, you fucking piece of bacon. Why'd I get picked on? Oh, mate. Yo, David don't make jokes. That's, I want you to reload that tape. That's actually a fucking joke. Damn it. What the fuck was that about, huh? What's up? You fat pig. What, you don't see where you're fucking going? I wasn't even driving. Don't shut the fuck up, you fucking piece of bacon. Why'd I get picked on? I wasn't even driving. Today in South End, some dusty ute got shanked by the ops whilst man was linking some peng ting in the local chicken joint. Man's fam are bear triggered still and the feds are on it. Bear triggered, yeah. Rona is spreading on a madness. Bear man are getting infected and the government are chatting shit saying man like Bojo can't be arxed and literally ain't about that life anymore. Oh, man, I watch that every day. Hey, yo, that fish has got suck. Suck. Grab me that creature. But sir, it's an endangered species. Grab me that creature. Hey, yo. You know I'm not even going to say that. Who can say where the road goes? No, reload that shit, reload that shit. Whoever put that sound effect is evil, man. That is an evil sound effect. Don't do that. I'm going to watch it again, though. Who can say where the road goes? Oh, poor guy. Hey, yo, something traumatic happened that changed my life, check. Oh, my God. Now, I'm really mad. Okay, so what do we got going on here? What do we got going on here? You're wasting too many cookies, bro. What are you doing? Bro, you're wasting cookies. Oh, my God. What the fuck is that? I don't want to do that. I tried. How you going to eat all that? That's... How you going to eat all that? You going to eat a side leg or something? Oh, no, no, no. Oh, hell no, man. Oh, bro. Hey, yo, I was not ready. I was not ready. I was not ready for that. Hey, yo. I just didn't expect... Whoa. That caught me off guard. I ain't gonna lie. That caught me off guard. Fair play, man. But that ain't what I want. Okay. Oh, my God. All right. It's the only thing you want to do all day. Make your mind up. Oh, he's dead, man. Yo, rest in peace, my dude. Damn. My man didn't know she had the camera waiting. Oh, elementary. Elementary, bro. L-U-T-E-L-L-A. What's the word? Peanut butter. Why would he taste it? Sir, sir. This. Grab some of the mushrooms. Why? But, sir, they're poisonous. Grab some of the mushrooms. What is he gonna do with that? What, is he gonna... Is he gonna satisfy the fungi? Like, what's going on? I don't understand why he needs... How is he getting any pleasure from that? You see this? We want this. We love this. We need this. But this. Yeah, we don't need this. Oh, wow. As a member of the African-American community, we would like to humbly decline your offer. Since you don't want your own race, maybe the Hispanics will take you instead. So sorry, you have been declined. Thank you for the referral on that, but the Hispanic community, we're gonna have to pass on the Asian zone. As a representative of the Asian community, after careful consideration, unfortunately, we cannot take her. She will also be banned from ever taking out Chinese again. Though, we will offer her up to the Indians. After a not-so-thorough examination, and as a member of the Indian community, we would also like to humbly deny this offer. Maybe the Egyptians would be interested. Yeah, I'm sorry, but there's no way. Gotta pass this one back to the white boys. No. See, that's why I like TikTok, man. Everyone has good humour. Well, most people have good humour. Is that a camera? Yo. Yo, what? Why don't the camels have masks? What's going on, fam? They can spread COVID as well. Nah, man. Hey, yo, Boris. Sort him out. Put masks on some camels, fam. I'm not having this. They're outside, and they're not wearing masks. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. That's outrageous. Oh, yeah, actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is my dad. Let me go ahead and get a number three decaf. And what kind of milk would you like with that? Um, yeah, I only drink almond milk. Can I get some almond milk? Wait, what did I just say? Did I just say, you want almond milk? Yeah. Mark. Yo. Air the mic. I didn't say, when did you hear me say that? No, man. King fish. What? I thought you wanted to know what almond milk would even fucking look like. Wagwan, what are you saying? Jeez, this is your captain speaking. Welcome aboard man's hard jet, big flying bus still. Man's got to be honest, the weather's looking hella clapped today, and you might have to bust out the oxygen mask if you're not trying to get smoked during your journey aboard man's airbus. Um, excuse me, kind lady. Wagwan, why does the captain state that we might perish? Oh, don't stress it. Man's just chatting shit still. Right, understood. Can I get you some munch or something? How many great British pounds for a bottle of Mountain H2O? It's 24 racks still, my G. No? Well, just holla at man if you want to ask anything else. Under your bunda is the oxygen mask, and there's also a shank above your head in case Karen behind you asks you to put your window down. Also, if you're going to bust a shite, I beg you man, open the window. What? Is it cool if I just grab like, a cup of water or something? I'm just thirsty. Um, for a cup of water, I believe it's a dollar. Okay, no, that's not good. Oh, what's your name? I'm sorry? What's your name? For what? Cause you sound pretty. I was wondering, is it cool if I have your number? My name is Bree. Bree? All right, Bree, I'll just talk to you when we get to the window. Uh, you can't give my number at the window. I'm not actually at the window. Uh, are you going to come to the window to see me? Uh, I can come to the window, yeah. All right, come see me when I come to the window. Do you have to put it on for the second window? The second one, I got you. All right, for sure. Could you tell Bree to come real quick? That's Bree? Yep, yep, yep. Oh! Oh my, oh my God. Oh my God! Damn! Dang! Oh, man. My man's just ruined her day. Ruined her week. Her month! Like, she's going to be thinking about that moment for the rest of her life. The ultimate rejection. Oh, God! All right, if you're a rapper or a singer, duet this and show me what you got. Okay. I'll be playing the best ones. My rate of progression is going up, softly applying pressure, my obsession. The goal is to take this and turn it into a profession, and I'm working with no impression. My mama don't like you, but she like everyone. And I never like you until that all is- Hey, let me sing, man! Why would you be a hitman and blind? Sir! Oh my God! Fuck off, man! Get me that fruit! But sir, you already have a banana! Get me that fruit! Oh, no. I've just realized I didn't even film. Well, you can hear it. So, you might have to do some syncing, Mo. Yeah, shit. Sorry, Mo. Yeah, you're going to have to work this one out. We did one case out of Jin Air ET. I'll see you in a bit. Mo, don't hurt yourself. I recorded the wrong screen. I'm sorry. Anyway, I'll see you in a bit. Peace, bro. Now the feels hit me differently When they're hidden this deep Don't play, don't play Don't play dance, don't play dance with my heart