furbland stream (b3313 again)

Totally Goombular, brah. Alright, we're doing more completely normal, very legitimate Soup of Mario. I just have to do this real quick. And then I have to do this real quick. And now we are all good. I hope. So, about them, about them cool, hip Marios. Um, I just gotta hit the button. Wahoo, it's a him. I mean, you can definitely hear him. Oh, there he is. Your arms from side to side, come on, it's time to go to the Mario. Take one step, and then again. Promoting this in various places real quick. Watch Mario. If you are, in fact, viewing the screen. Yeah! Good morning. It's actually 12.03am for me, but close enough. Right, it is now time for Soup. Wait, hold on. I might have the wrong file. I need to check. I'm actually... I'm gonna close this anyways. I have to... I have to remember which file is mine and which file is the one that I'm using for something else. I must remember. Okay, so I left off previous stream with... Is that 14 stars? So it's the large, it's the one with the bigger amount of stars. But also, I'm going to set my time to not 12am, because I want to... This thing can do your clock, so I'm just gonna... I'm just gonna make it daytime. So we can experience it in its daytime state. Yaha! Now it is time for Mario. Welcome to Mario Wonderland. That's him. He is Mario H. Wonderland. Enough Mario noise imitations. Where shall we go? I don't know, let's... I don't think I've gone yet. Don't want to touch the fountain. Never touch the fountain. Oh. That did not work entirely the way that I wished it to. Need to see what time it is. Why did that message just get deleted? What was that? I'm just the only one here. Yeah, I mean, I don't think... I'm gonna try and triple jump. Because I'm bad at Mario. Well, that worked, but I didn't exactly make it over. I can't... yeah, that's gonna... Now I have to... Nope, wrong lobby. So don't... not gonna do that again. No, aw... Problems. I don't want to... Go into the back there. I'm bad at video games. I need to yaha over the... Oh. My face is in a tree. No, this is not helping. Now I need to figure out... Now I need to rotate myself properly. That's the camera. I'm moving the camera. No. Up. No. Please. Please, I beg of you. Please, Mario. Mario, please. What? Stop. Camera. Not liking me today. Okay, there we go. We got it. Yay! Why are there seven kajillion boos here? To have to run around and grab red coins for half an hour. There's one. Yay, only eight more of them. There's one. Yay, only... Wait a second. First was seven. Second was six. This is five. Don't know why I'm counting them down. But I am. But alas, I am. Uh... Four. This is where the thing's gonna show up. So, uh... Camera's great. Love that. I need to, uh... No, it's one of the... Is it this one? It's one of these fucking... There we go. Yes, Mario, I know. Okay. Two more. Yay. No. Okay. Guess we get to listen to the fun house music. Awesome. Where is the last coin? Okay, my, uh... My coin and star numbers are the same. Is there... Have they removed one of the coins just to mess with people? Sure would be great if I could actually see what is going on there. But I think that's just a crevice. Love this song. You can tell because I've listened to it so much. I mean, half of the hack is just a variation of the song, so... This is beginning to get kind of ridiculous. This isn't funny anymore. This was funny at first. This is no longer funny. Okay, maybe it's a little funny, but still. My point still stands. Where is the last coin? There it is. Yay. That took far too long. My star. Which I rightfully deserve. Oh great, now I'm gonna have to find my way back. Which direction is the fountain? There it is. Yay. Yes. It's a hymn. I kind of want to fall off the edge, but at the same time I don't. I don't want to. Trees are different. Of course I do it effortlessly that time. Time to, uh... I guess... Climb on up to the top there. No. I would... Okay, there we go. I would like to enter the pipe, please. Oh. Great. Where... Mario. Mario. No, I don't want to go back in there. Not even sure where that would take me. Oh. A cake. A cake for me. Thank you. Thank you. Oh my god. Absolutely not. No. This... This kills you. This kills you. That kills you. Let's go over here. Let's see where this takes us. No, I'm kidding. It's through this door. Okay, cool. Awesome, thanks. Alright, we're back here now. Awesome, we did it. Hooray. Do I have the star here? Guess we won't know until we... Collect all seven bajillion silver orbs. And by seven bajillion, I mean five. And then we can go in the pipe. I'm getting worried that I'm gonna fall off and die and die and fall off and fall off and die and lose and die and... And fail and die and... And fall off and... And die and lose. And... And fall off. And die and fail. And lose and die and... Fall off and... Okay, I got it already. Guess I'll go in the pipe. Don't want to collect that. That would actually just take me back here, so I don't... Oh, great, this song again. Awesome. This is my favorite track. You can tell because... Because... Because I listened to it. That whole time while I was going and collecting all of those... All of those awesome stars. Mario, are you okay? Mario, are you doing alright? Please jump onto this ledge for... Do it for... For... For Papa. Yeah, I want to go in the hole. I would like to... Mario? I would like to enter... The pit. Where's the star? Oh, there's more down here. Man, I love losing power. You can tell because it's the thing I do the most in this game. Right next to listening to that track, which is something I also love doing. Up. Well, I ain't wrong. I went up. Mario, please. Oh, I beg of you. Where's the star? I came here to collect the star, not to walk in the directions of various arrows. Oh, this is great. That's... Yep. Alright, so let's try a level that isn't that. Let's go in this pipe. What's through this door? What's through this pipe? I said, what's through this pipe? What's through this pipe? Jesus. Mario. M-M-Mario. This is not a bit. I am not doing this. I... Genuinely am having that much trouble getting into that pipe. Good lord, alright. Time to climb a spire, I guess. Oh, it's lethal lava. Oh, I... Okay. Alright. Yep, great. It's awesome. Nope, don't wanna go that. Oh, I guess we do wanna go that. That would... I don't get any of this. Let's go in this pipe. It's your deal. Linear pest. That's a line. Fell off. Then I would've fell off, and died, and died, and... And fallen off. And died, and also... And also fallen off. And maybe died, just for good measure. And then... And then how do I do this maneuver? Oh, okay. That works as well. And then I would've died and fallen off, and... And fallen off, and then I would've been dead. Because I had fallen off. And as an effect of me falling off, I would've been dead. And because of the fact that I was dead, that would likely signify that I had fallen off. Which was a side effect of me becoming dead. What is this? What's this thing's deal? What's your problem? It says, talking to a... A large hunk of cobblestone.jpg. Oh, it's a star. Alright, let's get that, shall we? Seems like a good thing to do. Generally, when you are in... When you are playing a Mario game, that is one of your objectives. Let's go this way. That's the way I came. Let's go this way. That's a big pit, that is. I think that was where I just was, so I'm gonna... I'm gonna not go in that direction. Instead, I'm gonna go in this direction. There was a toad there, I saw him. Awesome, great. Thanks. Lots of cents. So much cents. Anyways, let's go see what that toad is up to. That's the wrong way again. When will I ever learn? I mean, in my defense, those two doors are in identical shaped areas. Or shape, they look identical, I don't... I could have sworn there was a toad there. You saw it, didn't you? There was a toad there. I can't tell if that's a pipe that I've been in, or if that's just a pipe that I haven't been in that happens to look identical to a pipe that I have been in. See, this is what I mean, they all have this background. Is that one that I've been in? Nope. Alright. Okay. I can already tell this will be great and fun and amazing. Definitely will not fall off and die. And die. And fall off. And this is a tired old bit. Only I can wear out a bit in five minutes. It's one of my specialties. Bit-wearing I. I'm bad at small talk whilst livestreaming. Just let me get the star already. So that I can proceed into another level and then inevitably continue saying stupid things. Oh no, I fell off and I died. And I died and I fell off. And as a result of falling off, I died. Thankfully I did not fall either all the way off or all the way to the bottom. That's just, that's just, you know. I gotta be more careful. I gotta not do that. Excuse me. Pardon me. What? I don't think I am capable of doing that. I'm gonna go back to the lobby and I'm gonna swing my arms from side to side. He just like, fell. Went to that painting and he just fell downwards. I gotta get the Kooper shell. I gotta get the the shell of the Kooper. The Kooper shell. Go up that way. Oh goddammit. Thankfully this is a different level. No. No. No. Mario. Mario, please. Oh. There was a thing there. Oh. Alright, you know, I Fuck Kooper shells, they aren't that cool anyways. Oh hey, a Kooper shell. Totally gonna get that, those are awesome. Don't wanna go in that pipe. I mean, I kinda wanna go in that pipe but I know that I'm not going to make it and die. Just like that. And now Mario is fucking dead and there is no one that can help him. Except for me, because I am restarting the save. Yeah, yeah, Mario Wonderland Adventure Sword Castlehead. We know, we know. Let's go around to the back, actually. Let's do some some stuff in the rear of the castle. Oh, okay. Or we could, or we could swim there. That's great as well, that's awesome, that's awesome. Any day now. There we go. Hello, Mario. Hello, I'm Luigi. See, I knew, I knew that I would be able to to say that and then actually go into the pipe because this is, like, the the pipe-ular zone. The zone of pipes. The zone wherein all of the pipes are present. Oh. What's your deal? Oh. That's your deal. At least I got a coin in that. What's your deal? That's your deal. I can bomb clip in here, can't I? Hey you. Hey, hey you. Hey you. Come on, come on over here. Yeah, just, like, push me in. Okay, that did not work. That, that did exactly the opposite of work. Yeah, yeah, I get it. Punch me when I'm down. Or chomp me when I'm down. Kick me? What is that? Is it kick? I don't know. I saw a grasshopper over there and I would reach higher heights, but I'm already doing that by far to, like, halfway. There's another one. Let me in. I'm not gonna even attempt to talk to you because I know what you're going to do. I know. You know what? Just for curiosity's sake. But, but I knew. But I knew. I knew, right? Yep, see, I knew. I was aware of that. And I also would have gotten up. What the fuck was that? That's not very nice. Come on, Mario. No, no more interactions with the boss. Why does that just get super fucking thin? Whose idea was that? Aside from the game designers. Yay, star. That is not the fucking painting I went into. I mean, I'll go back in there. Alright. Yep. Totally. Particle testing. Particle test, particle test. Just gonna long jump my way. Seems very enthusiastic about this. I have a feeling that that's gonna kill me. Or jump scare me, or crash my game or some fashion of thing that will be unhelpful to me progressing. Man, I'm going down every path but the right one, huh? Perhaps there isn't any right path. Perhaps they make you think that there's a right path so that you run around in here for half an hour and then don't get anything done. No. That's not what I wanted to do. I pushed him at the same time and it decided that I definitely... Alright, cool painting. This is great, it's awesome. Totally... Wait a second. So the one on the... Yeah, this is this place. This is where I was previously. How the hell do I go in here? Let me... Okay. Top ten pictures taken moments before disaster. Aside from many things. Mario is fucking dead. That's what he has to be having. Let's check out this place. There are falls and they are pleasant. They're actually so pleasant that they tell you that they're pleasant twice. What's your deal? That's what I remember your deal being. Hey. Hey, you. Give me that. Very... Hey. No. Okay. Awesome. Love that. You can go fuck yourself if you think I'm going to get those red coins. He says, whilst accidentally collecting a red coin. You can't say no to free coins except for when you can't find them. Just like... what I just did there where I couldn't find it. Please do not drop spinies on me whilst I'm trying to use the cannon. That would not be very nice. He really wants to. Just sort of go around circles. Where is he? Is he done? There he is. No? Okay. Okay. I should stop distracting myself. Yeah-ha! I think I should... Pull up. Mario. Mario, pull up. Mar... Let me get that star. Mario. Mario, you want stars too, don't you? That's your whole thing. That's your whole deal. Mario. Mario, that's your... That's your th... Mario. Mario, that is your... That is your entire brand. Mario, what are you doing? Mario, I... Jesus Christ. Mario. Please. Mario, please, I beg of you. Yeah, just go up there. No, go up there. Up there. Up. Fine. I'm not collecting the right coins. Stop making me do... Accidentally collect them. Or seen... This... They bumped into each other. Somehow. Fanfic. Sure. I'm not gonna write it. If anyone wants to write a fanfic about the two pleasant, pleasant falls, I'm not gonna stop you. I think it'll be a bit weird, but I'm not gonna stop you. I feel like this canon is very conveniently formulated to make you almost get to the star and then fucking lose your shit and die. Case in fucking point. I give up. Let's see... No. There we go. Got it somehow. That's definitely what I wanted to do. There we go. Free pipe. Two of them, actually. I'm not gonna go in there, because I know what that is and I know it'll kill me. This will also kill me. That's... Those are both very, very hard levels. That I don't wanna even... I'd go right into one, and then I'd be like... I'd lose a life, and I'd be like, darn, and then I'd go right into the other, and then I'd lose another life, and then I'd be like, darn, and then I would be out of lives, and I would get a game over, and Mario would be dead. That's what would happen. That's great. Quality chomp right there. He's all molars. I believe this is called Chomp's Cloudy Isles. Yep, these are isles, and they are cloudy, and there's a chomp, so... All three words in that name are, in fact, correct. The apostrophe S probably is as well. Does that count as a word? I don't know. But I would imagine the isles do belong to the chomp. You gotta free him, don't we? Step on his little... his little switch. I'm also definitely not going to get those red coins. Wait, did that undo the... oh, okay. I thought that would, like, free him. But alas. The chomp is stuck. Or perhaps he has chained himself there on purpose. We may never know. We may never care. You can write a fanfic, if you want, about the all-molars chain chomp. I'm not going to stop you, but I think it'll be a little weird. Every one of these streams just has a new running bit, doesn't it? What's your... what's going on in here? These both seem like levels that are very hard, and I do not want to attempt them. What's this one? This one's got a painting. Generally, the painting ones are... Can I have easy levels, please? Just easy, fun, chill levels. With chain chomps that don't have any sharp teeth. You're all molars. Is this the way I went? No, no. Yes, yes it is. Let's go in here. The green portion. Oh. This is... that's not what I was looking for. There was another door that also had an X above it that leads to a more green area of the lobby, if I'm not mistaken. That might require some swimming time fuckery. No wait, I think it's up here. Because I know there's more of the lobby if you go in that swimming area, but I don't remember if that actually is inaccessible by other means. I got a bad feeling from that wall. Two... That's what it stands for. This seems like somewhere I absolutely do not want to be because it is going to kill me. And then I'll fall off, and then I'll die, and then I'll be dead, and I'll fall off, and that will have killed me. And I'll have been dead, and fallen off. Once I get a game over, I'm going to end the stream. Sorry, it's a relatively short one. I actually have to go to bed for birthday tomorrow. What's your deal? Are you just immune to people running around you in circles? Or am I doing it wrong? Because I'm constantly bumping into you. No, I think he's immune to people running around in circles. I'm going to stop doing that because I just keep crashing into him and losing power. You can tell I like losing power because it's one of the things that I do the most in this video game. I'll just do a little flip. I don't know how to accomplish that. That's a very... That's a Motos-themed thwomp, that is. Oh no! Okay, okay. And Mario is dying or dead. Alright. Let's do a level that isn't that because I'm going to... I'm going to be dead again much faster if I continue for... for Mario's... I don't know. They can't all be funny. Not all of my bits can be funny. Oh. Okay, Mario's dying. This is not fun. Mario. Mario. Mario. Okay, thank God. I'm going to be real... real short. Not even going to attempt. Oh no! Okay. Alright, well. I am a man of my word, so that is the end of the stream. Goodbye. I shall see you...