AKBINGO! Ep232 [English sub]

アイDOL www.myAidol.net H ! F And in a short while we'll have... AKBINGO! Yay! Tonight's navigators are me, Kuramochi Asuka, and me, Muto Tomu! And combined, we are... Zetsu Metsu Kurogami Shoujo-tai! Tonight's AKBINGO! has been rescheduled to Tuesday night! Today, I would like to talk about wrestling. Tomu, you like wrestling too, right? Right. Actually, I watch it live sometimes. Also, Tiger Mask the Fourth is an acquaintance of my father's... Eh?! Introduce me! Really? Yeah! Let's watch sometime then! Seriously!? Crap, I'm getting too excited. How about you? For me, it's only Kobashi Kenta. Kobashi-san is just... how do I put this... I love Kobashi-san's challenging spirit and unwavering love for wrestling. I love that passionate kind of living. But there's also this playful side to him. You see, lately, Kobashi-san has started using Facebook. Ah, yes... He has always said that he's been on Facebook lately, and... Now then! For tonight's AKBINGO!, we have... Tonight, we'll have the segment the members' themselves have thought of! HKT's... xxxxx Aiming to go higher than 3.1%, the members go no-holds barred! And the segment for tonight is? And in a few moments, AKBINGO! From today on, AKBINGO! will be airing every Tuesday midnight. Everyone, we once again ask for your unchanging support from here on. This show is brought to you by these sponsors. The first project since the time slot change We would like you to think of your own program plans that you think can increase viewership rates. I've never thought of one before! So because of that, we had a general elections of projects on last week's AKBINGO!! The members presented their proposals as they all aim for the high ratings! The number to beat is 3.1%, the average viewership rating of the show in the past six months. And if they do beat the record, they'll be rewarded with a special episode that allows them to do whatever they want! But if they fail to do so... A horrifying special punishment episode is waiting for them. Now then! Whose proposal has been selected? "We sleep in these clothes!" "AKB fashion show!" "Fashion show!" It's like bringing the pajamas you were wearing on the night right before the filming day in a paper bag. That would give a better glimpse at the member's private lives. First up is Team B's Captain Umeda's proposed segment! "Aiming for the numbers using the idols' private lives!" But... First off are these girls! First off are these 11 girls, fashionable and cute even in their own rooms. So, project initiator Umeda, what do you think? There are girls here who make me think, "you sleep in THIS?!" Seriously?! Do these girls really sleep in this? m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 STRICT! Now we'll have a clothes check for these idols! First up is HKT's cool beauty, 15-year old Moriyasu! Cute! Very cute! Yeah, my sister dresses like this. Really? Yeah. Actually, I received this from a very great person! m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Who? From Sashihara Rino-san! ...huh? No "oooh"s and "ahhhhh"s? Well you said "great", we were thinking more about... She IS great. Up next, we have princess-like Natori. What is she wearing? - Seriously?! Liar! This can't really be it! You're just showing off on TV! Unfair! No way! No! Please! This really can't be it. Yeah! It's because I normally don't dress up... I don't wear anything. m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Huh? Huh? What do you mean? Like a newborn child. Only undergarments. If someone comes, I just wear this one piece. In reality, I don't wear this camisole along. But this really is not for sleeping. The skirt is frilly. So wha'cha be don wen it curls up? [ T/N - Her dialect came out. Fukuoka I think ] m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Be don? Dialect? It comes out at a time like this? Nice! When it curls up, I just leave it like that... With your panties totally showing? Yes. m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 How daring! I see! Wow! And how about the night wear of this group's big sister, Kuramochi? Ohh, now that's a pajama! Cute! Like a scholar! Indeed THE pajama! THE pajama! So here. THE pajama. Wait a sec... You may not notice on TV, but the stains on it is terrible! m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Dirty It's just... There's so many stains. So I have three sets. Pink, clear blue, and a combination of both. So I do three-day rotations for these. NO ONE CARES! Now we have young variety idol Shimada! What's her outfit? Well... You're the first person I've seen in a banana outfit since Takahashi Minami. You're right! There's even a big "Banana" caption up front! Yeah! We get it, it's a banana! You don't button up even during winter? Yeah. I'm the type who feels hot quite easily so... Ah, no sleeves there. Could you stop showing more skin? m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Showing skin forbidden What's wrong with that? Don't see anything wrong. I'm sorry, but this is going to make the ratings drop. The ratings, huh! Yeah, they're important today. Sorry. m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Today's an important day No use showing off. We'll have the next batch before our ratings drop. We have some who dress for comfort, and some who dress very idol-like! Oh, nice! Nice nice nice! I see. I see now. Let's get on to the clothing check! Here is HKT's rebel, Tanaka, who just entered middle school this spring! How's her sleepwear? So what is this? The balance is... What's with this balance? Isn't it cool? Well, yeah... A set right off the shelf. Isn't it lame? Wait, this is only for sleeping! Only for sleeping, so it's fine! Yeah, I understand, but... See... m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Pained laugh What is it? Her personal clothes are also like this. Even her personal clothes? Wasn't that part of your wardrobe? Yeah, it was. m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 This is personal clothes!? You wore these outside? I've even gone out around Hakata in these. Let down! Seriously? Next are these four, with clothes you wouldn't even think an idol would wear! Now this is inside living! What are you wearing, Fujita, Wakatabe? Our gym uniform. Huh? m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Serious Gym Uniforms The one for school? It's like you're going out to exercise. You're okay with this? It says "Fujita". How much are you going to emphasize that!? Yeah, those have names. The lower half of Sakiko-san's clothes are the same as my father's. m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Matching with Fujita-papa Liar! In reality, girls wouldn't wear THOSE! m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 For show? YEAH! This is TV so you went with those! This is all for TV! Oi, so you're aiming for TV huh! On the contrary, these girls are aiming for laughs! Why do you say that! m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 For laughs? No way! Nacchan's real clothes is the black version of this kind of thing! "This thing...?" You dare say "this kind of thing" to a great senior of yours! To say that to this... this is my everyday wear you know. m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Mind that she's your senior In order to know our members better, we show you their must-have bedside item. We had them bring the item that they absolutely must have in their room. Here! What's yours, Matsuoka? I have a hugging pillow here... A present from Tanaka's father. I see! Yes. And you can't sleep without it? No, I can sleep... I just have it there... Ah, so it's just there. This was bought by Tanaka's father but she says she just has it there. Use it, man! m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Please do use it She should use it! Harsh! Let's have Oshima. Ryoka-chan. I have a blanket here... It has the scent of home, and my dog. And I haven't washed this in a year. m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 It stinks? Now that's just unhygienic! That's filthy! It doesn't stink. I want to smell! No! Definitely stinky. m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 IT STINKS! It stinks! That was quick! Next up, Fujita. Here! Fujita, what do you have near your pillows? I have... this. What's that? Filthy... Filthy? I've had this since kindergarten so please don't say stuff like that! I always have this when staying out for work (sleeping in hotels). Do you even wash that? Well I don't, but... Tanaka, give it a sniff. Smells like the gutters. m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 GUTTER STINK! Smells like the gutters! The following chosen program plan is... When we have sleepovers, there are little secrets that only we members know about each other. Yes, the proposal that Yamauchi came up with is this. Just a little! Members' secret whisper whisper! Yamauchi plans to have the members expose another member's secret under the futon and get high ratings with this! If you expose something juicy, then we might just get those ratings! Smells like numbers! m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Smells like numbers Who here has a secret to whisper out? Here! Nice! Let's have Shimada. Yes. I wonder if it's okay to expose this... Eh? Really? First up, Shimada exposes a same-generation member's secret! This is about Oba Mina. She's getting more and more gravure work, but it seems that she has a complex of not being curvy so... In the bath, what do you call this... A rolling pin? The one you use to knead. She uses that and with all her effort, tries to create curves. Can't get enough of this! Can't get enough! THIS is juicy! You're familiar with Bimajou, right? [ TL: Literally, Devilish beautiful lady. It's a term coined by a fashion magazine by Kobunsha ] Says there that you can create nice curves using a rolling pin so... "I gotta do this," I thought... You sure are working hard! I am! Who else has something? I wonder... Let's have Amina. This is bad... Should we watch out? What is the secret of her same generation member that Amina will expose? Kuramochi Asuka-chan is so bad with mornings that she doesn't wake up even after I do my "Secret 'Get Up' Break Dance". Scary! It's nostalgic... "Secret 'Get Up' Break Dance"? No, please don't! Scary! No, don't, please! Show us, please. And Sato's "Secret 'Get Up' Break Dance" is? Scary! Scary! Ke-chan, you awake? Morning, Amina-chan... Different from what I thought! I was wrong to let her go through with this! You, Murashige? One of my senior's.. Go ahead. And the secret HKT's out-of-control kid Murashige will reveal is? This was when we were shooting a drama. I was scared of being alone in my hotel room so I went to Suzuran-san's room. So I went there, and Suzuran was taking a bath. She went out to me naked as she was. I was not really used to that kind of stuff so I didn't know how to react then. ...That's it!? That's it!? I thought you had more! m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Weak... You can do better! More! Enough, please! Hit home! ...so then? Her boobs were tiny! Wow! But really, I only look like I have boobs! They're actually small! You weren't able to say then, huh. I wasn't used to it at all. You shouldn't say that even if you DO get used to it. Next up! Let's have Oya. Don't get mad at me for this... Now what's this that made Oya even say that? Before we started filming today, Sumire-chan was so conscious of her very hairy fingers and... NO! STOP! DON'T SAY IT! She was so conscious that she was troubled on whether to shave it or not. m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Completely crushed That's something! WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! It was growing long and getting thick so... That's cute. WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SHOOTING FROM BEHIND!? Okay, so I thought of maybe shaving them off. I was troubled. It's growing, alright! She didn't do anything about it. Naturally thick. I TOLD YOU NOT TO SHOOT THIS! My image will get ruined! NO MORE! STOP! Who else has something? Here! Let's have Moriyasu. Yes. The cool 15-year old! What secret does HKT's Moriyasu have for us? More than half of all of HKT48... Before they sleep... XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 IT'S AN UPROAR!!! WE CAN'T AIR THAT! WE CAN'T USE THAT ONE! YOU SHOT 'EM DEAD! Too much! Shimada drops another bomb! She closes in and strikes on a certain HKT member! This one is about Murashige. Lately, Tanaka Natsumi-chan? Natsumikan's (character) is getting established and Murashige seems to be feeling flustered about this. Are we seeing the outbreak of tensions between HKT's variety-type members? How do you feel about this? Even on the net, they say "Murashige is the third best member for laughs." She doesn't appear much in AKBINGO!, but now that she's here, I'm feeling extremely flustered. You see, what I don't get is why Murashige gets to appear here even if she's not funny at all! That's brutal! Brutal! Well, 'cuz you aren't cute at all! Ohhh! Nice! You're cute, okay, but variety-wise, I win this. m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Defeat NICE! KEEP AT IT! She's got nothing to that! And so, Murashige seems seriously overwhelmed by all this, so let's proceed with her proposal! Let's dokkiri the members! [ TL-dokkiri = hidden camera prank ] Worst plan you could announce. The moment you announce a dokkiri, it does not become a dokkiri anymore. That's right. The dokkiri plan gets exposed there and then, so we'll prank Murashige instead! The "all-the-members-around-Murashige-turns-to-zombies prank"! At the end, we'll have Murashige stand in the center to present ippatsu-gags. But then, the studio suddenly gets enveloped in darkness, and just behind her, all the members put on zombie masks and go on standby. Once the lighting returns, everyone will have turned to zombies! Now what will happen to Murashige!? We're going to change tapes now! And we start with the dokkiri! Murashige-san, just a minute. I'm thinking of having "Murashige Anna's 10 consecutive gags" for the ending. ...and in preparation for that fake segment, we lead Murashige to another room. And while she's away... We'll be doing a dokkiri to Murashige, who wanted to pull one on you all at first. m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Great delight So we have here a... m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Real ...a mask. We'll be doing the fake segment as planned, then BAM! Noooo, poor kid! Meanwhile, Murashige is away practicing for the segment. How was it? That was funny! Melon-pan! m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Murashige gets carried away, oblivious ...and then? Hakata's bee. Nice! The hour of terror approaches Murashige, who right now feels elated having her gags received well. Murashige returns for her gag segment. Obvious in her face is a pointless nervousness. We then start with our fake ending segment! Now then! Will we be giving members a heavenly episode, or have them do a hellish one? Which will it be... We have to get this! And in the midst of our fake filming... Okay! For the ending, I want to show off my gags. m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Members pretend to be surprised Come on! No way! Don't we have anything better? Murashige goes front and center for the gags. All according to plan! But then! Sata-san, please transition to her nicely. Okay. Murashige Anna's 10 consecutive gags. Please! The lights then all go out! The Murashige Zombie Plan commences! Calm down! Please stay in place! [Lights go back on in...3...2...1] Please watch Murashige as she flees in terror! Now this is funnier than any gag! What's wrong, Murashige? What's wrong? What happened to the gags? Continue! Continue with the gags! Ready, and! MENTAIKO! m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 You're doing it after all! You're doing it after all! And as for Murashige's reaction... Seiyuu senbatsu unit NO NAME! Their second single, "Kono Namida wo Kimi ni Sasagu" will already be sold next week! Please check it out! And on June 8th, AKB will be having the AKB48 Super Festival in Nissan Stadium! The first half will be a mega concert with all of the 48-group members! And for the second half we'll be having the 5th General Senbatsu Elections! Before that, May 22nd, they'll be releasing their 31st single! Furthermore, Takahashi Minami's solo debut is to be released tomorrow! Let's have a word from the singer herself! Hello, viewers of AKBINGO! This is Takahashi Minami. It is finally time for my single release! It's a very cool song! Please give it a listen! For tonight's performance, we have "Tenohira ga Kataru Koto", the relief song for Eastern Japan. Please listen. After the break, Tanaka says a few harsh words to Murashige! Now we reveal everything to Murashige! You, who wanted so much to pull a dokkiri on everyone, just got dokkiri-ed. What?! Nooo! I wanted to do the dokkiri! What the heck! Even that guy's in all of this. And he was enjoying it too! Come on, there's no one who'd laugh at your gags, Murashige. m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 HARSH!! And so she should...? GO HOME! And so, did this week's episode go higher than 3.1%? It will all be revealed next week! m 0 0 l 207 0 l 207 56 l 0 56 THE MURASHIGUE ANNA DOKKIRI WAS A BIG SUCCESS m 0 0 l 207 0 l 207 56 l 0 56 WE'LL HAVE THE MUCH AWAITED RATINGS REVEAL NEXT WEEK! This show was brought to you by these sponsors.