AKBINGO! Ep231 [English sub]

アイDOL www.myAidol.net H ! F Soon, AKBINGO! Tonight's navigator is me, Umeda Ayaka and me, Oya Shizuka. It's very sudden, but we have an important announcement for everyone. Starting next week, AKBINGO!'s broadcast time will move to late night Tuesday at 24.59. Shiichan do you have any memories about moving places? When I moved to Tokyo, and was still undecided about where to live, so I lived together with some Chihou-gumi members. Erm... living together with fellow members. Yes. After that, at the time I decided to move to my private room, I think that it's a waste of money to call the moving company. That's why my mother, me, Kitahara Rie-chan, and Kitahara Rie-chan's mother, decided to bring around two cardboard boxes per person, and after riding the Yamanote Line train back and forth 5 times, we finished moving. Isn't it troublesome? After all it's because we are country bumpkins, we don't feel embarrassed at all. But when I think back about it, I feel really embarrassed. - Embarrassing right. Tonight's AKBINGO!, Emergency Plan Meeting held on! It's the atmosphere when they said "it's Sakiko-san"!! Members will present the plan that they seriously want to do! For being cute from the beginning, I'm sorry! Theme [ Sky ] Not exposed, to me the light is, not exposed. Ultimately which plan will be chosen and adopted? Even after the broadcasting time moves to Tuesday, please continue to watch AKBINGO! Well then... Coming up next is... AKBINGO! All of this started from the word of this man. -Good morning. Good morning... Today I have some news for all of you. m 0 0 l 35 0 l 35 9 l 0 9 Mori-P Eh... scary. It's about AKBINGO!, starting April the program will move to Tuesday midnight. Eh... So it will be one day earlier than usual broadcast time. That's right AKBINGO! that is usually broadcast late night on Wednesday, starting next week will move to late night on Tuesday. Therefore! After we move, for the initial broadcast, I want everyone to think about a plan that you believe will get high ratings. Eh... I never thought about it. Half year(10/3/2012 - 3/20/2012) average viewing rate 3.1%, if member own thought plan can get higher viewing rate then... That's right, next week members will challenge their own thought plan, if they can get higher ratings than the average ratings for this half year... They will get a "you can do what you want" special program as a present. Will you do it? Of course we will do it! With that said, the plan meeting that will be held by the members has been decided! One more thing, I forgot to tell you, in case you can't get higher ratings, that special program will become a "penalty game" special program. Uwaahhh... here it comes! -You should say that earlier! Heaven or Hell. The plan meeting that will decide their fate, starts now! m 0 0 l 333 0 l 333 14 l 0 14 MEMBER'S OWN THOUGHT PLAN SERIOUSLY PRESENTED m 0 0 l 333 0 l 333 14 l 0 14 AKBINGO! STARTING NEXT WEEK WILL MOVE TO TUESDAY This program is brought to you by the following sponsors. What do you want to do for the first shot. Program Corner General Election. What do you want to do for the first shot!? Program Corner General Election!! So everyone, starting next week, this AKBINGO! program, will move to Tuesday midnight. So this time, for the sake of initial broadcast after we move, m 0 0 l 333 0 l 333 14 l 0 14 Program Corner General Election plan for after moving initial broadcast, will be elected from member's own thought plan presentation! Program Corner General Election plan for after moving initial broadcast, will be elected from member's own thought plan presentation! members have to think about the plan for that, and if you succeed to get higher ratings than the average ratings for this half year, m 0 0 l 333 0 l 333 14 l 0 14 Program Corner General Election Half year (10/3/2012 - 3/20/2012) average viewing rate 3.1%, if member can get higher viewing rate a special program is waiting as a present! Program Corner General Election Half year (10/3/2012 - 3/20/2012) average viewing rate 3.1%, if member can get higher viewing rate a special program is waiting as a present! a special program is waiting for you as a present. m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Do your best! That's why everyone, please think about it earnestly, a special program is waiting for you. Bicha-O Uno Director (Age 31) 8 years experience The one who will evaluate the members plan, is someone with 8 years of experience in this industry, Bicha-O aka Uno Director. Members thought of me as just an AD (assistant director), and didn't take me seriously, but today I want to show them, that I am a real director. I will say all of it without pity. Well then, let's start our plan meeting. So, anybody want to present their plan? Me... Me... - Oh... nice! Your enthusiasm is really nice. Then let's start with Matsui. Plan brought by Matsui Sakiko. The "I'm not certain AKB member". [ T/L Note: There is similar program called I'm not entertainer 〇〇 ] Theme Shadow of very popular member I'm not AKB 〇〇 m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Sounds familiar... Sounds like I've heard that in some program. - Somehow I've heard that somewhere. It is because AKB48 is a group with vast numbers of members, that's why because of the vast number of members, members with the same name are also aplenty. Hmmm... Indeed. For example with Matsui surname, there is Matsui Jurina, and Matsui Rena. These two are of course the top two of SKE48, often named "Double Matsui". Yes, that's right. Then what will happen to Matsui Sakiko's position, which is neither Matsui Rena nor Matsui Jurina. m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Earnest! So painful. Yes, you're right. But other than Matsui surname, are there any other members with the same surname? I have thought about that. Here I go. The immovable center, who also ranked first at the general election, Oshima Yuko-chan. I'm not AKB Oshima Yuko, but Oshima Ryoka. The same Oshima surname. Yes, it is. The next one is AKB General Manager Takahashi Minami. I'm not AKB Takahashi Minami, but Takahashi Juri. Next is someone who is doing great as an actress and model, Kojima Haruna-chan. I'm not Kojima Haruna, but Kojima Natsuki. The way you said Kojima Natsuki, somehow had a really deep feeling. Even though her face is different to Kojima Haruna's. Other than members with the same surname, there are also members with the same given name. The winner of Janken Tournament and steadily rising up right now, Shimazaki Haruka-chan. I'm not Shimazaki Haruka, but Shimada Haruka. There is too much evil intention! No matter how much I searched, only this picture is came up. I'm sorry. Then next one, although the number of person is unmatched, I'm not CHAGE and ASKA, but Kuramochi Asuka. [ T/L Note: The way they speak ASKA and Asuka is the same "A-Su-Ka" ] m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Out of Theme Such big name. - That one already ran out of your theme, right. Actually the thing that I want to convey is, "I'm not certain XXX" As a result, I want everyone to think how to live a better life in the future, even though we are not a certain XXX. Are there any painful things that happened? There are many painful things that happened. For example. At an event, when they announced "AKB48's Matsui..." and everyone is calling enthusiastically, then the name that came out was "...Sakiko-san", the sudden change of the atmosphere!! m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Painful This plan, isn't it good? Indeed this kind of plan in a program like "Dance! Sanma Goten" or "Shabekuri 007", gets a high rating. But we are talking about an initial broadcast after moving, if you use this "I'm not certain XXX" plan as the initial broadcast, you have underestimated the TV program. What harsh comment. After all, what I want to say is let's do something new, and if you were asked when to do it? "It is now!" isn't it? [ T/L Note: "It is now!" or "Ima Desho!"is a famous quote from Hayashi Osamu or 林修 ] The plan that I want to present is this, "Quarrel Queen Selection Battle". Hmm... quarrel queen selection battle. For example, when I look at AKB48 member's dressing room, everyone seems like good friends. What will happen to those fellow members if they have a quarrel? The answer to that question is what this plan will present. Don't you feel interested? You haven't seen anything like this, right? Indeed we haven't seen a quarrel between fellow women. Some problems that accumulate daily, and some problems that can't be said, to speak of all those problems to the other person via this battle, in case... I think it can come out very good, right? In case the winner can't be resolved via this quarrel battle, then we can have a real battle in here. m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Prohibited I think it will get really high ratings, with this. Eh... well why don't we try to do it. Then, same generation members and often heard as good friends, Shimada-san and Ōba-san. Eh... Please come. With that said, these two 9th generation members will do the quarrel simulation. First attacker will be Shimada. Ready... Start! Oi! Recently you have only done a lot of of gravure jobs. Yes. Don't get so high-and-mighty, do you think by doing that you can increase your fans?! Well... well... let's go with the second attacker, Ōba. Stop trying to get your fans by showing fraud photos. How will you fight back, let's go first attacker, Shimada. For being cute from the beginning, I'm sorry! EEHHHH..... - Uwah... pisses me off! How will Ōba fight back this one, go second attacker, Ōba. Whatever you said, after all you are out of range for the Sousenkyo! m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Stabbed Let's stop here! Let's stop here. It's really scary. Their friendship is already ruined. However, because it's a little interesting, let's continue with the quarrel of these two. Well then let's continue. Quarrel Battle first attacker, Moriyasu. Start! You, yourself are like a totem pole, so never call me a totem pole. Compared to the last battle this one is cuter. Next, second attacker, Tanaka. After so much trouble to come out on TV, at the end you don't say anything! Let's finish here. m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Birth of HKT Mad Dog! Please shake hands before you finish. Umeda, what do you think about this? I think it will be hard to take care of feelings, so it will be better if we don't have this plan. Let's hear Amina's opinion. Hmm... For me, I want to make it look like a Tournament Battle for the newcomer. Then we can discover someone with mad dog character like Myao, and I think there will be one. You're fairly firm with your opinion. Amina don't you think it will suit you better to sit in the MC seat? He can't understand. m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Can't understand - 31 years old The plan that I want to present is this, "Pajama Fashion Show". First I want to ask some questions. Does everyone know what is AKBINGO!'s popular program corner? There are a lot of them. Program corner that are gladly received by fans are, Shifuku Fashion Show, AKB Profiling, Shojiki Shogi, etc. There I found one common point, it's this "Private!!". So if you can show the members private sides, then it will please the fans, thus the result will certainly follow, thus you will get high ratings. Very good Ume-chan. m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Indeed Captain What fans want to see are members' real, private sides, so you absolutely have to wear your real pajamas. Therefore to wear nice pajamas because it's TV is NG. Yes it's NG. Before you come to this studio, the pajama that you wear until the last minute, please put it in the bag and bring it here. Something like that. I think it will really give the private impression. The theme is this, without this I can't sleep♥ bedside item collection. For example, in my case, I must have a muffler, because my mom said that it's important to not let my throat get cold when I sleep, regardless of season, I always wear a muffler when I sleep. So I want everyone to say something similar to mine, and then from there we will go to more private stories, and as a result, we will get high ratings, is what I'm thinking. Let's hear Amina's opinion. Amina what do you think about this? Actually, if we really have to bring and wear our daily wear pajama, it will be a bit embarrassing, don't you think so? Ah... As expected it will be embarrassing, to show it to others. But if everyone wears it together, while being embarrassing, when you show it in front of the TV, it will come out cute ♥. After all if you see it from the audience's eyes. - I think it will absolutely come out cute. The plan that I want to present is this, "Negative Calligraphy". What do you mean? As everyone knows, I'm actually quite negative. So the suitable plan for me is negative calligraphy, and the theme is this, content. How well can you write a negative sentence using calligraphy! Ehhh... Don't you think it's very gloomy? From my negative thinking point of view, positive people are all asleep after 11 o'clock at night. There is no such thing. So all AKBINGO! viewers have negative thinking? Yes, that's right. - There is no such thing. m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 There is no such thing But there is somebody like that, so this plan is for them. For example, the topic is "Even though I'm an idol!" What I have written is this. Even though I'm an idol, too many people on the blog that write "such a shock to be Ōya look-alike" When I search Ōya Shizuka on the net, the number of article that say "To be told to look-alike Ōya Shizuka is the worst" are too many. Ehhhh... So if it is not from personal experience, then it is NG? Either is fine. I see. So you just have to write some negative calligraphy. Yes. And then this one, "negative Senryū" [ T/L Note: Senryu is a Japanese form of short poetry similar to Haiku ] Negative Senryū. Yes. For example the theme is "sky". When you hear the word "sky", the thing that comes to mind is a positive image, isn't it? Something like "We are tied together by the sky". The word "sky" that gives such a positive image, how well can everyone turn it into negative Senryū. By the way, have you thought about one for it? I have. Sunny woman, what a happy life you lead, asshole. m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Negative!! This is the Senryū that I thought of. Somehow this is so scary. It means that the world doesn't rotate just around you. Then why don't we just try it, this negative Senryū. Really, how negative will the Senryū come out? Oh... Let's go with Sato Sumire. The theme is sky, okay? Okay. Negative Senryū, sky, please. Not exposed, to me the light is, not exposed. m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Negative It's too depressing. If you said it's depressing, it's really depressing, but I'm really enjoying it ♥ Me! Oh... Then Ms "I'm not certain XXX" Matsui-san. When I realized, my body is selfishly, going to the embankment. m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Nice Negative Ehhhh... It's too depressing. Look even Bicha-O is bursting into laughter. The prefect guest for this plan is Setouchi Jakucho-san. Before I start my presentation, I want to show everyone my one shot gag, is it all right? With that said! Here I go. Mentaiko. Tarako. Being burnt. Grilled Mentaiko. Burnt. And then? Mentaiko. Tanaka! Go home! m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Down with single strike! How scary. Please present us your plan. Let's do dokkiri to members!! Yay! This time, members will do dokkiri to other members. Uno-chan please say your evaluation. It's the worst. At the time you said that you want to do dokkiri to members, it means that it isn't dokkiri anymore. Yes, you're right. TV program, you have underestimated it. What I want to present is this, "Staying over, secret talk". Inside AKB, members with good relationships often stay over each others houses. And when staying over, you can see the real face of the other members. Therefore, "Just a little bit for you, members whispering secret story". Because we are fellow members, we know the real secret of other members, and then like usual, hiding under futon, we tell other members secret stories by whispering. Exposing secrets that only fellow members know, from cute stories up to dangerous ones, all by whispering. What do you think for this one? Uno-D. A high ratings plan is said to be buried around 5m inside of our lifestyle. That's why this word "staying over" is a very good one. This plan by Yamauchi-san, 85 points. The plan that I want to present is this, "Search for Shimada's Limit". Ohhhh... To grasp the best program title within our hand, I think about what we need. After all what we really need is guts. And if you talk about guts inside AKB48, Shimada is number 1. The challenging spirit of Shimada, doesn't it look the same as somebodies? Who?? Who?? Exactly, it is none other than the great Kobashi Kenta-san. That's why this time I have prepared a special plan to test the spirit. Shimada's limit that I want to know this time is... How many kilometer per hour can Shimada run?! Eh... this thing, will you do it outdoors? Nope we will do it inside the studio. Inside the studio? What we will be using is this, a running machine with adjustable speeds, and we will let Shimada run on it. And with this we can get the actual speed limit of Shimada, everyone don't you want to know? We want to know. - By knowing this, you won't gain anything right! Steadily we increase the speed, and when we have achieved Shimada's speed limit, this is what will become of her. We want to see it!! You want to see it, don't you? We want to see it. The next Shimada's limit that I want to know is... How long can Shimada endure being clamped by a crayfish on the nose?! We really want to see it. By the way the limit of Ueshima-san from Dachou Club is 20 seconds, and then Degawa-san's limit is 1 minute 18 seconds, we can say that this is the best record, but our Shimada will definitely surpass this record. Wait. Wait. Wait. This kind of scene don't you want to see it? We want to see it. And then the next Shimada's limit that I want to know is... How many pairs of red pants can Shimada wear?! What do you mean? When you talk about red pants, of course everyone know what it is right? Wakatabe-chan do you know what it is? Eh...? That's right! It's Giant Baba-san. She hasn't answered. m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Not yet answered She hasn't answered your question. So, how many pairs of red pants can Shimada wear? That kind of thing, even if you know it, you won't gain anything right? Please shut up. m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Down with single strike! This time is really special. I have prepared the red pants. With that said, without any delay let's start the simulation. This time I have prepared 20 pairs of red pants. But if you can reach 15 pairs, I think it is already at the limit. I see, so at the time she reaches 16 pairs, at the time she reaches 16 pairs, Shimada has already exceeded her limit. So Shimada, it really suits you. It really suits you Shimada. I really want to meet everyone expectations. But somehow my feeling doesn't follow. Let's get ready, the limit of red pants, start! Do your best Shimada! 2 pairs. Oh... You're doing good. Of course. Oh... You have reached 3 pairs. Shimada are you still doing good? Yes I am. Oh... So how many pairs of red pants can Shimada wear? Not yet. Not yet. You can really do it. The 6th pair. Awesome the 6th pair is also going well. The 7th pair. Can you do it? Of course I can. After that Shimada easily wears the red pants one by one. Finally she will reach the 15th pair that was set as the limit by Kuramochi. Kuramochi this is it. This one is the limit. This one is the limit. This one is really amazing, if you can pass the limit. Yay...!!! Here we go, the 16th pair. You can do it Shimada. Yay...!!! m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Limit Breakthrough! After that she continues to break the limit. The last. Ehh... Last. The last pair. At last the final one. Eh.. It's impossible. It's impossible. -You can do it. Yay...!!! Shimada!! Shimada!! m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Red Pants Queen Kuramochi, how is it? Wonderful! Shimada is really wonderful! Amina, what do you think? This is really interesting, How can I say, the way it is presented, if you really believe in yourself, results will definitely follow. I really feel that this program will get high ratings. Uno-D what do you think? The way it is presented is really wonderful, I really feel that this program will get high ratings. Wait a minute. m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Plagiarism? Don't just copy it. Tanaka! Please say something. Are you stupid! After this. Takahashi Minami's solo debut song open to the public!! Takahashi Minami's debut single "Jane Doe" 3rd April release. AKB48's earthquake reconstruction aid song "Tenohira ga Kataru Koto", as of now is distributed free of charge. For more details please check the official website. At last, next week, AKB General Manager Takahashi Minami solo debut. Tonight we will show you the music video. After this, a preview of the next episode. The view of real pajama appearance, we will reveal it shortly. Next Tuesday AKBINGO! Women won't wear these kind of pajamas. Sato Sumire-chan is.... Many secret stories will be exposed. Before sleep... Ehhh... By revealing the private side of members, can they get ratings higher than 3.1%? This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.