Asking gays and straights about their childhoods | Cut from the Jessica Kirson Crowd Work Special

Look how hard he's- are you praying or laughing? What was the- I'm chewing. You're chewing. Okay, what are you eating right now? Just fries. Okay, that was really intense. Just fries. Is it called just fries in the menu? Why is it called just fries? What else would it be? Just fries! Nothing else! Just fries! Like there's no salt on it? It's just fries. Oh, it came with salt? Why the **** is it called just fries? Fries are fries. Why is it just fries? I'm so confused by that. What do fries normally come with? Lamb? I don't understand what's going on. All right, you guys aren't together, right? No, no. Just friends. Just fries, just friends. And you're just into ass also, right? Am I right? It's true. I know. It's true. Okay, and you're not a lesbian, right? You look too happy. Okay, so you've been smiling the whole time. You haven't cried once since I got up. Have you ever been with another girl or? No. No, that's gross. Are you in school? What are you doing? You look so happy. It's not your fault. I want you to suffer. I don't know why. I just want you to have pain just once in your ******* life. You seem so happy. Are you really happy? Yes. I know. I know people so well. Did you have a good childhood? I did have a good childhood. You had family dinners and stuff? Yeah. What's the worst thing that happened to you? I love asking people this because it's always the most simple thing. What happened? My grandmother died. When we moved, my mother forgot we had cats. That's a true... Okay, well, I'm happy for you, but yeah. And do you have a good childhood? No, no, I'm gay. Do you have a boyfriend? No. You just spit a french fry in my eye. Okay, all right. Where are you from? I live in Astoria. Astoria, cool. You said, I'm sorry I'm so slow. Do you mean like slow, like you really have a problem? Because I won't talk to you anymore if something's really wrong. You're just high? Yes. Okay, it's fine. I just wanted to make sure you really like didn't come on a school bus. You know what I'm saying? Being high was one thing, but I...