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今天下午,Kent O. Brockman在主要街上直播 今天,每一個人都有點像俄羅斯人 除此之外 為了西方人和意大利人 好,讓我們開始吧 這裡沒什麼好看的 讓我們開始吧,各位 派對讓我充滿了很多情緒 喜悅、興奮、好看 媽媽,我可以去買那些長的塑膠喇叭嗎? 喔,Bart,我們之前買過了 你總是把它們丟在車窗戶的右邊 我累死了 但這次不會發生 我的電視 那些天氣檢查呢? 這是什麼瘋狂派對? 你看到太陽了嗎? 走開! 我需要筆 各位先生、女士 你們所看到的 完全是對聖誕節的不尊重 喝醉、暴力、破壞土地 這就是我們對於俄羅斯人的想法嗎? 開派對吧,各位 嘿,這是什麼? 派對正在開始 慶祝一下 那個小男孩喝醉了 看著我 我是俄羅斯總統 嘿,這不是你的小孩嗎? 你們在看什麼? 一個喝醉的小孩的無辜話 我告訴你們我們在看什麼,小夥子 一個瘋狂的鎮 一個鎮,他的心靈被洗掉 在一股啤酒和棉花裡 我要去Moe's買幾杯啤酒 我陪你去 不! 我不想再喝了 我看起來像世界上最糟糕的媽媽 寶貝,你不是世界上最糟糕的媽媽 那位在喬治亞州的冷凍女士呢? 但是,解決方案是什麼? 我們有這麼多想法 我們必須恢復禁止的原理嗎? Channel 6說是 禁止 他們在電影裡試過,但沒成功 我估計這是我們最後一次聽到禁止 我們想要禁止 你真的不想禁止啤酒嗎? 味道很好 讓女性看起來更有魅力 也讓一個人完全無法被批評 寶貝 我們在設定什麼樣的例子呢? 女士們 我們所有的父親、飛行員和世界級英雄 都喝醉了或是喝了酒 等等,你們看看 這裡 看來200年以來,這本書中的禁止法律 從來沒有被實施過 你這個職員 還有一項法律,要求鴿子穿長褲子 等等,讓我看看 我要穿長褲子 讀另一項,不屬於鴿子的 靈性的啤酒也被禁止 受到 飛行員的懲罰 你看到了嗎? Bernice 它 我的天啊 我們的客戶購買啤酒 是為了它的堅固的味道 而不是它的酒精含量 我預測我們的新啤酒免費啤酒 0 會銷售得更好 比我們之前的品牌 這就是我的結局 Springfield Prohibition back in force Society's peaceful slumber was shattered by its noisy neighbor The Speakeasy Glad you're finally back in business, Mel Yeah, that was a scary couple of hours The suppliers of the illegal booze Gangsters Running truckloads of smuggled hooch all the way from Shelbyville And John Law was helpless You didn't see nothing I don't know why people are always bad-mouthing the mafia Looks bad Better turn on the all-rhythm charm Bernice Oh boy, that sounded bad We demand you bring in a police chief Who will enforce the prohibition law Demand? Who are you to demand anything? I run this town You're just a bunch of low-income nobodies Election in November What? Again? Bit stupid country With rum-running hoodlums in the catbird seat Springfield sent for the one man Who could clean up the town And shoot the gangsters Rex Banner Hey, I was watching that And I was sitting there Rex Banner I'm running this department now Wiggum, you're out Suspended indefinitely Huh? Tuck in that shirt Get those shoes shined Take that badge out of your mouth You're police officers What are you waiting for? Somebody to kiss you goodbye? Well, no, no, no, I guess not Wasting no time Rex Banner tore into the bootleggers Like a chippy tearing into a lobster How do you know you don't like bribes If you've never taken one? Here Hey, this is nice No, no bribes Okay, you win From now on, we'll stick to smuggling heroin See that you do At first, I thought prohibition was a good thing People were drinking more And having a lot more fun But without beer Prohibition doesn't work Hey, hi Can I arrest any of you people for anything? No Ah, jeez I don't have anything to do anymore With Banner around Alcohol and crime are history in this town And so am I Now, don't say that Alcohol is a way of life Alcohol is my way of life And I aim to keep it Sounds like you have a plan Maybe I do, chief Maybe I do Come on, boy Think of a plan I'm trying, dad Ken Brockman at the now-closed Duff Bottling Plant Where a mysterious person in black Keeps a solitary vigil I've got it We're going out, Marge If we don't come back, Avenger's dead All right Whoa, Bonanza Let's load it up Before the rats regroup Right Now remember Don't mention this to anyone Not your mother Not Rex Banner Not anyone Rex Banner What a dope Yeah, look at him Try to aim that stupid gun Ha-ha Have a great story, dad What happened to you, Homer And what have you done to the car Nothing I don't think it had broken axles before Before, before You're living in the past, Marge Quit living in the past That's funny I used to be able to go down there Going bowling, not back Avenger's dead Why do you have so many bowling balls Oh I'm not gonna lie to you, Marge So long Rats, another gutter ball Gee, Homer, you sure do suck tonight Yeah, suck like a fox Here you go, Bon That'll be 45 bucks 45 bucks Well, this better be the best tasting beer in the world You got lucky You see, boy The real money's in bootlegging Not in your childish vandalism So many wasted nights What's the matter, chief Yeah, you barely touched your banana kaboom This isn't a very happy birthday for Rex Banner Listen, Rummy I'm gonna say it plain and simple Where'd you pinch the hooch Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side Yes Wait a minute I forgot to make sure the coast was clear It's probably clear, let's go Beer I can explain, Marge Please let me explain Oh, why won't you let me explain You're the one the papers have been talking about That mysterious beer baron Who's been supplying Springfield with alcohol How have you been getting away with this Well, and I can explain, remember I fill the balls with beer that I found at the dump And then I boil them And some underground pipes take them into Molly Homer, that's very clever Mom Well, it is I've known your father since high school And this is the cleverest thing he's ever done Besides, he's only breaking a silly 200-year-old law It is, silly, Marge And look at all the money I'm making Mom Prohibition may be unpopular But it's the law And we still have Open up, Curly This is a raid A raid? Curly All right But I don't know what you expect to find In a simple neighborhood pet shop Pet shop, eh? Well, I just have one question What kind of pet shop Is filled with rambunctious yahoos And hot jazz music at 1 a.m.? Um, no The best damn pet shop in town All right But you people remember Baby turtles and alligators May seem like a cute idea for a pet But they grow up Let's go, boys Those gears down there really hurt You're out there somewhere, Beer Baron No, you won't Yes, I will No Nigline, Springfield The elusive Beer Baron Continue to thumb his nose at authorities Swaggering about in a garish new hat He seemed to say Look at me, Rex Banner I have a new hat Hey, boy, get crackin' Mow up this order to 20 bowls a night Dad Call me Beer Baron All the beer from the landfill Is gone, Beer Baron We're out of business But I can't be out of beer I'm the Beer Baron Homer, my customers are sobering up And they ain't gonna stick around For the ambience They gotta get me more beer Sorry, I'm all out Oh, how about some turpentine? Or Coke? Delicious Coke Look, find it, buy it, make it I don't care Just get me some booze and fast Make it, eh? 42 bathtubs, please You know, they're 50 for $3,000 today I said 42 Now you're making your own alcohol? That's even more illegal Than what you were doing before Remember, honey We're just obeying an unjust law here We're patriots Like all those people in jail Who wants a bathtub mint julep? Are you the Beer Baron? Well, if you're talking about root beer I believe Gil Diddley Ilty Has charred Diddley orange He's not the Baron But he sounds drunk Take him in Are you the Beer Baron? Yes, but only by night By day, I'm a mild-mannered reporter For a major metropolitan newspaper Don't crack wise with me, tubby Tubby? Oh, yes, tubby Hey, Banner, how's it hanging? None of your business One of the stills Nothing, Marge I think it must have been That bean I had for dinner Kaboom! Blam! Excuse me again, dear Homer There's no point in pretending You're making those noises Your homemade liquor is exploding again What, dear? Kablamo! You made some money And had the fun of being a wanted criminal Why not quit now? Why are you ahead? Boom! I'll be right back I thought about what you said, honey And I've decided to quit Oh, well Fun's over But I still have my wonderful money Pick him up Geez, what happened to you, Wiggum? You look terrible Yeah, never mind how I look You gonna give me the money or not? Well, I don't think so You don't even have a trigger on that thing Yeah, to sell the trigger Most of the handle to feed my family Come on, give me the dough I can throw this pretty hard Poor Wiggum I bet you really hate Rex Banner, huh? Um, who? The guy who took your job Oh, yeah More than anything in the world Hey How would you like to show him up By beating him at his own game? I'm happy to report that the flow of illegal liquor Seems to have dried up Public drunkenness has ceased And those mysterious liquor clouds Over Evergreen Terrace are gone People, Rex Banner has won your war against alcohol I suspect he was just an invention of the media The idea that someone like that Could operate under my very nose is laughable Well, you all know what laughter sounds like We now go live to Evergreen Terrace Where I'm informed that former police chief Wiggum Has captured the beer baron Captured Homer? Then the liquor-filled bowling balls Traveled through a network of underground pipes Finally emerging at a nearby speakeasy You forget one thing, Wiggum Yeah, what's that? I filled the balls with a funnel That was a very sweet thing you did for poor Wiggum But what's going to happen to you? I'll probably get a slap on the wrist And he who shall violate this law Shall be punished by catapults Last time I helped you Sorry, I thought you'd get a fine Or at most three, four years in jail Hold it This machine is two centuries old Better test it first No OK, go ahead Wait, wait, you can't do this All my husband did was violate a law That doesn't make sense Now, I'll admit Car crashes and fistfights have been down recently But prohibition has cost us our freedom Our freedom to drink Now, hold on a minute, missy It's not up to us to choose Which laws we want to obey If it were, I'd kill everyone Who looked at me cock-eyed Our laws are in place for a reason Send him back to Mama, boy That was unexpected Well, reset the catapult And let's get this over with Wait I've discovered more lines on the parchment It says that the prohibition law Which was passed here 200 years ago Was repealed 199 years ago Release the prisoner On behalf of the city I'd like to apologize and ask How long it will take for you To flood this town with booze again Well, sorry I'm not in that business anymore Four minutes And so, one town's brief flirtation with prohibition Ended in a joyous remarriage to Lady Liquor Congratulations, Springfield We wish you the very best To alcohol The cause of and solution to All of life's problems