DON'T BUY SHARKS OFF THE WEB... (we got scammed!)

Today, we're going to be ordering multiple expensive big sharks off of super sketchy websites and see if we can put them in our giant 4000 gallon saltwater pond. Now, let's see if they come in alive. Let's see if they come in at all. Let's see if they come in at the correct size. We're going to jump right into the video. Let's see what we got. No budget on this video. Nurse shark, $1,800. Black tip reef shark. Easily the sketchiest one. It looks like Wikipedia for sharks. What the is that? Omaha steaks. Whoa, it's pissing. Nice confirmed the biggest scam website. He almost bit me. Thanksgiving's over. It's my time to shine. Now, where's Buddy? Buddy. Morning, Santa. Morning, Buddy. It's Black Friday. All those letters from all the kids, all the fish guys out there going to start coming in the North Pole. What do you got for me? I know, Santa. It's working all night long. I got done 15,439 toys. That's it? We need 100,000 by the end of the week. I expect a little bit more out of you, Buddy. Oh, I know, Santa. I'm trying my best. All right. Relax there, Buddy. Don't get your leggings in a bunch. I'm going to go feed the reindeer. You keep doing whatever you're doing. OK, Santa. Finally, that guy sucks. Oh, finally, I can take a break. Froot Loops, my all-time favorite. Soup. Chocolate. Yes. Oreos. Yes. Hey, Buddy, I forgot to tell you. Carol down in the mail. Carol. Buddy. Santa, I was just taking a lunch break. I can't explain. Buddy, there's no breaks in the fish guy North Pole, OK? Get back to work. Santa, I quit. Too many orders. I'm out of here. You know what, Buddy? I'm coming after you. You've been one of the worst workers in the North Pole this entire time. Happy Black Friday. Insane deals for you guys this year, up to 50 percent off on ShopFishGuy.com. So go shop those deals and get geared up. We're also offering for the first time and the only time a single purchase of the fish guy mystery fishing box. So no subscription needed. You get a one time purchase right here. This box in your hands or underneath your tree. It's for all the people that just want to get one box, wrap it up, put it under the tree for other fish guys and to try it out. If you guys love it, you can always upgrade for the subscription to save money. And for all you hardcore guys out there, don't worry. You're getting the best deal possible when you sign up for a subscription. Let's go, baby. We are also dropping these bucket hats today. These are brand new. We just picked these up. They're absolutely fire. The fish guy bucket hats. We asked you guys if you guys wanted a bucket hat. And you guys overwhelmingly said yes. So, boom, I'm in sport mode right now. Pop it out into lounge. Fire. Hold on. I can go. I can go low if I'm really protected. Very important. Could peel up if I'm like, you know, medium sport mode. Another gangster, dude. Go get yourself a fish guy bucket hat. You want to stay protected from that damn sun. Get them while they're hot. Get them while there's a deal. Before they sell out. Happy Black Friday. We got a couple of websites. Don't play with fire. I won't. Oh, my God. Almost just spurned his head off. What do you think? Wicking up the stash? They like it. They hate it. There's a lot of people that like this stash, but there's a lot of people that hate it. But you know what? You can't always be a crowd pleaser. I'm one of the haters. I'm one of the likers, the lovers. Did they follow the homework I put in the last video? They did a five sentences? The last video actually never got posted. Because we failed. I told you guys in the last video, do a five sentences essay on Jack's mustache. No, that was the barracuda video, bud. You're losing it. I've been saying this for the longest time. Chris slowly but surely is losing it. He's slowly losing it. Things are getting mashed together. Okay. We tried to film a barracuda video yesterday to catch a giant one like this big for the pond to put with the big boys. And I told you guys to write a five page or five sentence paragraph on Jack's mustache and what you think about it in the comments. So do that now. That's your homework. Five sentences. Like I'm talking school teacher. I'm gonna go read. I'm gonna grade them in the comments. A plus, C minus. Talk about Jack's mustache and what you think about it. Your opinion. Please. Can you zoom? It's starting to fill in nice. And I still got another 14 days to go. I can write an essay on easily how to improve the mustache, but you won't listen to me. That's okay. Bring it down. I tried, but it doesn't grow. It should look like Hulk Hogan vintage. You have a good form of a mustache if you actually would grow it. I don't. No, actually it does. You have the grow downs. I can grow like four hairs and then I'm done. It's fine. Let's get into it. We got some shark websites that we're gonna look at and we're gonna be buying from. Okay. That's what we're doing. The goal today is to find the absolute worst website possible in order to order a shark from it. The worst? Yes. Or the best? Remember, okay. If you guys have watched my videos, I scroll all the way to the bottom of Google. I click on the website and that's where I buy from. And how does it go? You gotta test the sketchy websites for the people. So we're gonna scroll all the way to the bottom. I got three websites. I've been scrolling. Found three somewhat random sites that we're gonna be looking at right here for sharks. And we're gonna pick one to buy a shark from. Let's kick it off with Pete. Our first site of the day. Banded cat shark. Okay. But this is what we're trying to do. No budget on this video. Nurse shark, $1,800. 1,900. There's a nine nine. $1,900 for a nurse shark. I'm clicking on it. I'm scrolling. We could literally go catch that thing in the backyard right now. Nurse shark, $1,900. Arrive alive restricted guarantee. What does that mean? Expert aquarists only. Nice to meet you. Expert fish guy. Arrive alive restricted. A guarantee. I don't know. I don't know what that means either, man. Maximum adult length, 10 feet. That's bullshit. There's been longer ones. Really? I actually have seen bigger ones. Let's find out world's largest nurse shark. 14 feet. Wow. Lie. That's a hog. That's a big one. How are they getting 11.8 inches when it's a 54 inch fork minimum? Maybe this is from like- You think they're hatching? Maybe this is from like the Bahamas or something. Nurse shark, out of the budget, Chris. Hate to break it to you, man. No, there is no budget. Let's see if we can add it to the cart. Get on Pete's waiting list. All right, that's out of the question. God damn it. Can't get a nurse shark. It's fine. Everyone relax. Is that it for this site? Yeah. I mean, all the other sharks, those were pretty generic. Nurse shark was our only go-to there. Unfortunately, none in stock. We move on to the next website. Home page. They seem pretty serious about their sharks. They got a bunch of refugiums and reactors. Test trips. And testing skimmers. And nitrates. Reactors. No CO2. No Ferts. Shout out the guy who posts no Ferts, no CO2. Time-lapse videos. Two million views. He does like these little aquariums. I don't know who it is. Bay does something. Food the flower horn. That's a carrot. That guy is a goatee. Shrimp. You want to do a nice spa day and relax? You put on- Let that run. Food the flower horns. Let that run. This is an over bloated. This is a very bloated website. I don't know what I'm looking at. Whoa. Wobbergong shark. Bro. They have a Port Jackson shark. Black tip. Black tip alert. $6,000. Horn sharks, obviously badass sharks. And it says two in stock. As of 10-24. As of a month ago. Shit. Okay, maybe they still have them. But they do say they have a horn shark. $5.99. Very pricey. It better be 17 feet long. Port Jackson shark. Product is not available. Dude. $7.99. You know that's a mix between a zebra shark and a horn shark? Really? That's how you get those? Black tip reef shark. $6,000 for a black tip reef shark. That's a lot. That's a lot of cheddar. 3,000 gallon tank or pond. Minimum. We have a 4,000. We have. Oh my God. You can buy one. You can actually buy one. You can buy one right now. 6,700 beans guys. That is a lot of cheddar. Wow. Okay. We need like 25,000 likes on this video. 25,000 likes on this video. And we will actually. Buy a black tip. Buy a $6,500 black tip. That would be sick to have. 25,000 likes. That's a deal. It should be a hundred thousand. It really should be. That's a steal. So at least we can get the horn shark for now. We're not going to get the black tip. We're not that crazy. Unless you guys want to see it. Then we'll do it. But the horn shark is great. The horn shark is great. That's what we're going to work with. Then we have this website, which is easily Ethan. Are you okay? God guys. This guy right here. I'm not kidding. I need to go and do a home. You are losing it. Someone put me in there. You are losing it. I can retire. I'll get taken care of. I'll play cricket. What's that stupid. Crochet or whatever. Crochet. I'll play crochet with the. With the old people. With the happy 70 year old women. And an 80 year old men. It'll be fantastic. Just put me there. You'd be a ladies man. I would. I would be a grandma. Like seven year olds. Yeah. I'd be the youngest guy there. Bunch of gilfs. Bunch of gilfs at the home. Put me in a nice gilfed up home. I'm sure Brooke would approve. All right. On to the next shark. Back to the website. I don't even know what I was trying to say. This is the easily the sketchiest one. It looks like Wikipedia for sharks. There's not even a logo. The logo is this little wifi signal. It's looking like a VPN type thing. The list of saltwater sharks available is for experts only. Fish guys only. Now they have aquarium sharks. They got bamboos. They got epaulettes. They got wobbly gongs. Black tip reef shark. They got 950. Oh, that's a steel. That's a steel. Let's see if we can do it here. That's a. Page not found. Wow. Hella sauce. Hammerhead shark. They sell hammerheads apparently on this website. Shark supply LLC is currently updating this site. If you leave here for search ads. I think this was probably built in 2000. In 2005. So in order to, you know, really see what we're working with here, we are going to be buying. Pick something wild. I really want to try to get this shark. Wobby gong shark. Japanese wobby gong. It's 799. Looks good. Looks fantastic. The site looks like a scam. So we're just going to buy it anyways and see what happens. Cause if it does come, then it's great. But if nothing comes. Then we're pissed. We just file for money back at the credit card company. I agree. So it's really. It's really a win-win. Let's get the wobby gong. So we're going to get both of those sharks. Let's see if they even arrive. We'll see what happens. Let's do it. Let's order them. Oh, we got our box. Our box has arrived. And this is definitely from the weirder website. Right on the ingrown. Ah, fudge me, dude. We got our box. Jack's apparently in pain. What is this? Why are you looking like some eagle? What is that critter? What the is that? What is that? Telling you, dude. Jack, Jack isn't evolved. Breeding some, it's a cricket moth hybrid. That is the most insane looking thing I've ever seen in my life. Is it alive? Please don't. Someone tell me what that is. Man, that's really. It has two heads. It has one over here. Look at the eyes right there. And the eyes right here. Really interesting. Okay, well we just discovered. Watch that razor blade. Really had to make sure. Put your shoe, put your shoe here so I can. No! The bottom of your shoe? No. Welcome back to yet another unboxing, ladies and gentle fish. All across the world. If you're unaware, the fish guys have a serious Black Friday sale. Take advantage. Take advantage of it. Trust me. We don't run many sales, ladies guys. We don't run many sales, so take advantage of it. And we got the new bucket hats. New buckets. The new Bass Pro hats. Bass Pro. Take it easy, Joe. The new Bass Guy. The new Bass Guy trucker hats. These things are actually fire. Like actually, Brooke. Honestly, the bucket hat slaps. Bucket hat slaps. I feel like Chance the Rapper. Hey, can we get into this? Also, if you want to get yourself a Fish Guy mystery fishing box for the holidays, you can now get one as a one-time purchase. If you want to put one under the tree, save it for Christmas, wrap it up, leave it there so someone can unbox it, open up that box of beautiful goodies. Go get yourself one. Get your kid into fishing. Seriously, best thing you'll ever do. Best thing you'll ever do. Get into fishing. Believe me. Or you can get him into... Drugs. That's one or the other. My neighbors are, you know, they're looking at us through the windows and with binoculars. We're going to bring him some turkey. Where's the opening here? I don't know. Just rip it off. Good idea. So this is the weirdest box for horn shark. Hold on. Oh wait. Chris, the f***ing knife. It says for horn shark. For horn shark. Ooh, nice. Scoot. Okay, but it also says, let me see the knife. Watch out. Oh my God. Don't ever trust this guy with a knife. It also says Omaha steaks. Since 1917. Trust me. These steaks are good. So this could either be a shark or it could be nice fillets of meat. Yeah. I'll open it. Careful with it, please. Nice work. Wait, it's not steaks. That's huge. That's a bag. Listen, if you're going to reuse styrofoam, more power to you. Respect. I do agree with that. Respect. All right, pull her out. Always leave the place better than when you found it. Okay, we're getting into it. That's all right. One box, two boxes, bags. Holy crap. Oh my God, a third. Okay. I see something alive in there. I see alive. Lively. There's water in this bag though. Looks good. Honestly, dude, you're going to have to lift this because I've worked out in like five weeks. I joined the gym and I am like warm, bro. Pick this up. I can't. Pick what up? The bag. Watch out. You're losing it, Joe. Three, two, one. It's pissing. What is it? I can't see this close and I'm getting wet. Dude. God forbid if Chris's theory is really right. If you get water right here, it actually makes it to my mic. So this mic will be broken at the end of the video. It's pissing. Pick it up. This mic will be done. Pick it up, dude. Where do you want me to put it, Joe? Get it outside. Where am I going with it? Right here. That's how I always got to walk around town. Swinging. Dude. Balls dragging. Why do you have to yell? Because like seriously, I live here. You know why? Because my balls be dragging. Oh, bro. That's sick. Okay, that is definitely not 14 inches. No. This is a little jig, dude, he's sick. That is a cool looking shark. Is that like a short bodied horn shark, dude? I've never seen one like this before. Dude, that's a cool ass shark. Pick him up, Jack. You. No. How do I do it? From here, right? Whoa, whoa. That's a short bodied. Whoa. That's a short bodied, bro. Dude. No, from underneath, dude. He has a horn. Oh. Two horns on his dorsal. Am I going to get bit? You're going to get stung. You're going to get stung if you don't pick it up from the bottom. He's got spunk. Good packaging from these guys. Guys, I don't want to get bit. Wrangle that gator. Nice. Wrangle that gator. Wow, he feels really cool. That is a sick shark. He's tiny. He's miniature though. No, he is small. He's a miniature. That is a cool shark, bro. That was $700? Holy cow. That's a cool shark. That right there is a classic horn shark. First package arrived very nicely. Now it is a little bit too small, not going to lie. It's a little bit tiny. So obviously for right now, I can't go with pots and pans, but we do have a little bit of news for you guys. We have actually found pots and pans, a great home that you guys are going to see, I think in the next couple of weeks, maybe even next week, they're going to be re-homed and we're going to show you guys where they're going. But we just, we wanted, you guys wanted too for us to get different fish in there. Like the parrotfish we catch, like these guys, we can have tons of sharks like this in that pond, but we have pots and pans. So we've officially decided we're going to re-home them. And we're going to show you guys that next week. That's a hot dog. We're going to have to put this guy in my little pool pond for now. And then we're going to move him into the big pond once we actually, you know, remove pots and pans. Cause if we put this in there right now, it would be, he would be done in an instant. The tilapia flakes we feed them is that size. Yeah. So let's get this guy in the pond. Let's do it. We're going to have to wait and see how big the next shark is. Pick it up, Joe. It's really ******* heavy and my arms hurt. You're such a bitch. Grab one side. Are you kidding me? Pick it up by yourself. Okay. You know what? Actually, whatever. Exactly. You've never been sore before in your life cause you've never been to the gym. Sure. Stick. Sure. Don't get me going on the roast. He looks like the crickets from ******* Buffalo. Don't get me going on the roast. Look it up. Right here. Hold on. I got to find a photo of this cricket. Actually, no, no. Just take that back. No, no. Why not? I take it back. He looks like. Why don't you call me? Shut up. He looks like those weird bugs from men in black. Why don't you call me? Let's see what happens here. Okay. I'm going to call you. Call me. Why aren't you calling me? I'm going to call you right now. No, he's not calling. Oh, here's the bugs from men in black. That's your body. See, that can change. That's your body shape. I'm sore because I lifted weights. Why don't you call me? The case is about to be closed. Case has been closed. Look at my hair. Look at my hairline. No. Why don't we. It has grown back. I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about the. Okay, fine. Look at the top. Yeah. When you push it apart, it's like talc. Just saying. And it's not even bad anymore. Just saying. I actually destroyed him in this argument. My hair is growing back because I'm taking medicine. Case closed. No. Don't ever try me. I should have been a lawyer. Let's go. Let's put this guy in the pond. This is temporary. This pond. Absolutely super temporary. As you can see, the algae has overgrown it because I've been gone for three weeks and haven't been able to clean it. I just got back. I haven't filled it up all the way. We're going to get this all figured out this weekend because I've literally only been home for like four days. Come here, bud. Come here, shark. All right, here we go. Keep it shallow. You feel me? Come here, buddy. Here he goes. Let's go. He's sick. That is epic, bro. I feel like this is cool to have a little stuff like this. Imagine that guy in the giant saltwater pond over here. Like a bunch of little guys like that and colorful fish and all that cool stuff in this pond besides just two giant monsters that eat everything. Way cooler than this. That is so cool. Are you kidding me? Look at that guy cruising. He's epic. Perfect fun size. Literally like a fun size. Yeah, nice, Chris. All right, that was website number one. I think that was, I forget the names to be honest with you. I don't remember either. It's been like five, six days. So that was our first package. I don't know when the next one's going to arrive. So that it came today and let's see when the next package comes. Let's do it. It could be tomorrow. It could be the next day. We shall wait. See y'all then. All right. Whoa. Bring him out. Fish or shark has arrived. Whatever this is. But I do feel water in this. This is our second box. It's the next day. The very next day, 24 hours later, exactly. I gotta take our address off. Will you please stop moving? Okay, take it off. Let's see what this shark comes in as. What? I'm trying to get it, but I can't. I think we're going to just jump right into it and open this thing. Yeah. Now we are excited about this one because yeah, the first one was a horn shark, but this is going to be the wobble gong or whatever it's called. Wobble your dong shark. We have never seen this shark before in our lives. I haven't even seen a video of them. We should have watched the video. I've only seen a picture of them on the website. Let's see what we got here. Three, two, one. Please wobble my gong. Wobble my dong. Is that a wobble my dong? That's, that's not a wobble gong. That's a bamboo. You're kidding. Ain't it? That's a bamboo shark. Looks like a weird morph though. No, no. That's a common. Oh my. Are you kidding? We spent $700. No, it's 800, 799. That is confirmed the biggest scam website you could actually ever. We got to contact them or at least. Well, it's big though. I'm doing fraud. I'm requesting fraud. That's a big bamboo. Like I have some big bamboos, but that's a big bamboo. Yeah, it's a giant, but it's not a $700 wobble gong. No, that's like a $350 shark probably. What do you think? 350? Yeah, I guess. That's cool looking, man. That is cool. That's not a wobble my dong. It's not, dude. That is not going to wobble my dong. I wanted the wobble gong shark, bro. Not this. 450, we missed out on. Damn, we just lost over 50%. Over 50%. Yeah. All right, let me pick this guy up at least. Ready for this? He almost bit me. That was close. That was a wraparound. Stop being a baby, dude. Come pick it up. No. Come pick it up. I don't want to. That's what I thought. If I don't have to touch fish. Shark on! Look at that right there. Look at that shark right there. How crazy? Guys, these things, even at this size, so freaking strong. So. Wow, guys, that is what we like to call fish guy robbery. Not highway robbery. You pull over on the side of the road to get some gas. No, this is fish guy robbery. That absolutely sucks. We're going to see if we can work out a little bit of return policy here. Odds are it's a negative 5% chance. Don't forget to take advantage of the Black Friday sale. That is right, Black Friday sale. And if you want to actually get yourself, the only time this will ever be available, a single purchase mystery box. Now is the only time to do it. You want to try it, get in your hands right now, go to the site, make your one-time purchase. Thank you all so much for watching. The fish guys love you. Catch you on that next one. Later.