Danny DeVito Plays Never Have I Ever...

What's the game again? Would you rather? Would you rather? No I'm sorry it's never have I ever. Never have I ever. Okay. This is hard because I've done almost everything. I said almost. Is that a true story that Charlie Day told about the having your name on it? You went you went to a party and there was spelled out. Did Charlie tell that story? I guess it's true. That bad boy. I guess it's true. I love him. Yeah I do too. He's so funny. They're all they're all great. Okay okay here we go. Lucy never have I ever cheated on someone? I have never. Oh good for you. Danny never have I ever been fired? I have never. You've never been fired? Never been. You've never been fired from a pilot or a movie? Never been fired. I've never been fired. Wow they've always wanted you around. Was that hard doing um I saw you say something really cool which was somebody asked you about Colin Farrell's Penguin. Yeah. And you said I love Colin mine was better. That's an opinion. I wouldn't fire Colin though because I like Colin I think I like what he did in that movie as the penguin. I think there's you know Oswald Cobblepot has many iterations and I think he did a really great job. And and when you put that makeup on how long is that? It took me three hours to put it not me. Every day. V Neal. Yeah we started out it was like maybe four we we whittled it down to once they got good you know used to how to do it they it would take three hours every morning to become Oswald. In three hours how many days of shooting? Shooting five days a week. For three months? Oh yeah for three months. Wow. Oswald. And is something like that all done on the Warner Brothers lot? Like we did it on the Warner Brothers lot we did on the on the Universal lot because Universal had a really huge soundstage that we could fill with ice-cold water for the penguins. Okay Lucy never have I ever dumped someone over text. Yeah I have. Really? Yeah. Don't you think that's the wrong move? No. Well this is like not a long relationship. I see. You know just like. Don't call me anymore. No it's just like it's I just don't think you're a match. And then what happens and that's it? Yeah yeah I think usually. So that's okay to do? I think so. Is it? I think so. Never have I ever been arrested? I'm glad you didn't ask me that. Danny never have I ever had a near-death experience? Well I did have a near-death experience. Yeah? Yeah. Once I almost drowned. I almost drowned too. Actually twice I almost drowned. Once was in you know I got caught in a in a riptide and. Where? It was in Costa Rica. Oh yeah. And I I really went out a little bit too far. I just went in the water to take a leak you know and I walked out but I went a little too far and I was rescued by my son. Oh yeah? Yeah Jake brought a surfboard out and and he was with there was another guy with him who was they were gonna surf together and they came out and got me threw me on the surfboard and I was brought in. Did you get mouth-to-mouth and stuff? No no like not that far. I almost drowned in Cape Cod. It's it's scary. It's scary. Drowning is scary. I thought for sure. I was about to I was about to go swimming to a sandbar and an old told me she says don't go out to that sandbar don't even try it like that and I was like. Because of the riptide? Yeah yeah yeah it took me the fire trucks came and everything. Really? Yeah yeah it was bad. I'm so sorry. No it's okay. Yeah. I was screaming I'm drowning I'm drowning. Oh wow. That's why the fire trucks came. Yeah yeah yeah. Okay wait did you save Michael Douglas's life? Is that true? Oh because of the snake bite? Is that true? No. You made that up. It's so funny. Never have I ever been to a nude beach? Yeah I have. Danny? Yeah. What do you guys think of that? It's it's a kind of like it's freeing. Yeah. It is? Yeah. I don't know. I don't like it. I I don't go to nude beaches but I have been. Yeah. Someone said it's never what you think it's gonna be. No it's not right. Yeah yeah yeah. Well in the way you do. Why are you going to a nude beach to get a good tan right? What what what what are you gonna why what what do you mean when you say it's never as good as you think it's gonna be? What do you think it's gonna be? Why are you going to a nude beach? You know when you're like younger. Get a full tan so you don't have the bathing suit mark or are you going there for another reason? But why do you why do you need a full tan? Because the oh like who's seeing you naked other than. Why should your ass be deprived of sun? That's what I like. Have you heard about the benefits of tanning your balls? I've not I've not heard about the benefits. It's a thing. Yeah it's called perineum sunning. Yeah it's cool. Yeah you like it? There's a line in Little Demons where she talks about sunning her taint. Yeah. You know I mean if you're going in if you're running around through you know tall grass or something you want to protect everything. But if you're just walking around on the sand let it all hang out. He's awesome. Okay all right all right all right all right all right let's go and this is the last thing. Okay this is I'll take that. Get you guys out of here. All right so this these are this is rapid fire questions. Okay I'm gonna do I'll say your name. Okay okay okay. Danny bigger genius Jim Carrey or Robin Williams? California. Good answer. Yeah. Great. California. Lucy favorite guest star on Little Demon? Oh uh Rhea Perlman. Oh that's nice. Yeah. Danny BTS or One Direction? Oh One Direction. Okay you're gonna get a lot of hate for that. They're gonna come after you on Twitter. What? BTS will come after you now on Twitter. Really? Yeah. Danny have you ever used the phrase this song really slaps? No. No okay. That's what my kids say. Lucy have you ever said the phrase these wings go hard? No. No okay. Danny which character do you prefer Ongo Goblogian or Mantis Toboggan? Ah very very very difficult. When they're together there's something really to behold but yes I am uh I don't know it's very hard to say. I I you know they're like my children. Okay. It's very difficult to separate Ongo and Mantis. Danny uh F Mary Kill Charlie, Glenn or Rob? I don't understand the first part. Okay so F so F Mary Kill is like which one would you F which one would you have sex with? Oh marry. Which one would you marry and which one would you kill? Oh well you know so you know for 17 years we've had this like you know we've always had group sex so it's very difficult to tell. It's like choosing which kid you like. Lucy did your dad ever intimidate any of your boyfriends? No. No? He's always really nice? Yeah. Really? What do you think? He's a nice guy. Oh I would I can't if my daughter starts dating forget it. Oh you're gonna be an asshole? Oh I saw a little ---- the other day trying to get his way in there. Oh okay. I was upset. Oh god that was like really a graphic thing to say. Danny where is Louis De Palma now? Right here. Okay. You son of a bitch. Lucy what's your dad's greatest vice? Uh you know probably partying. Oh yeah? Do you still do you still drink? I party hard. Do you? What? No you don't. Did I say that? Yeah. Really? He likes to have fun but is that really a vice? I don't know. It's really tough. Because I'm telling you everything in moderation. Everyone should party. You gotta party. You gotta have a good time. Don't give me any of this bullshit but do it in my being control of it. Don't let it control you. There you go. It's really tough because he's such a good actor I don't know just if he really drinks or not. Do you still smoke cigars? Absolutely. You do? How many cigars a year? A year? Yeah. 12? No way more than that. Okay let's get it down. 12 more than 12 12 cigars a year? You smoke more than 12? Yeah. Well see she doesn't think it's a good idea either. Once a month you're gonna smoke a cigar? Please. Little little. What's what's if I wanted to get into smoking cigars what should I get? Part of your series d number four. What is it? Part of your series d number four. Is he making stuff up? I don't think so. Okay okay I'll go back and look. Lucy did you ever have a crush on any of your dad's friends? All of them. Which ones? Oh you know I mean all of them. Yeah we got George Clooney. Can we stop for a second and talk about because my mother watches everything I do. George Clooney. Yeah. Yeah. She's crazy for him. Yeah. He's a handsome guy. He's very handsome. It's not just that. Well no he's charismatic. You know what it is? And he has retained that like every man kind of thing. Like you feel like you could talk to him. And he's very it's classic. Yeah and classic. Classic handsome. They have a new movie out you know. Yeah. Him and Julia Roberts. I saw it. I'm gonna go see it. I would love to see that. I want to go see it. I'm gonna fly to Boston and surprise my mother and take her to that movie. That's how much she likes. Are you from Boston? I am. What's the name of George? Yeah. I don't know. I saw it advertised. I thought it was good. It's like a couple that was divorced. Yeah. And then the daughter's getting married and they need to break up the wedding. And I love both of them. Yeah me too. Incredible. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Julia. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right last question. Danny what advice do you have for anyone having to slide out of a couch naked in front of 50 strangers? Okay the big thing is right like if you were if you read in the script you got to slide out of a couch in front of you know you they never say 50 strangers. It's just a you know Frank hides in the couch comes out. And I thought well you know Caitlin's gonna be there. Rob's gonna be there. Charlie. Glenn. The crew. My own. I know them all. I didn't really think back that it was gonna be in a party sequence where there would be background actors who are all there men and women staring at me coming out of the couch naked. But I say my advice is as you're leaving the couch make sure you have your if you're a man in the right spot. If you go too close to that baby you're gonna feel it for a while. No I say just put a lot of grease on. A lot of body oil. Did they grease you up? Oh yeah they greased me like oh yeah. I was like a greased halibut coming out of that couch. That's awesome.