This Mistake Cost Him $2 Billion

Sometimes I genuinely forget like I have friends that are famous because I literally like I'll Hit up like one of my boys. I'm like, yo, let's Go to ralph's and buy a bunch of hostess snacks and like make a little platter. Yeah, and then I might wait. Um These like I like I have to like snap and I like I can do regular things, but i'm like Wait, are they gonna is it weird right to do regular things with famous? Yeah, it's like you can't I can't invite dave to go Yeah, like it's like it's like I realized that maybe like Five years into our friendship. I was like, oh he doesn't like to go to the mall because it's a pain in the ass for him But I do I I will say I feel like me and josh do we do normal people things sometimes It's fine for me to do normal people. We go to the russian-armenian market in your house every other Oh, yeah, we one time we went we dropped like 75 on ice That's not usc One time we went to hi olga Yeah, it's my people are there. Yeah, we went to like the the armenian market We dropped like 80 on ice cream and we just taste tested it outside in the parking lot with just ice cream all over So that's a slice of heaven for me, baby. Oh, yeah, I love that. Oh my god If got it, you know if by some strike of lightning, I would win an academy award one day the next day I will be with nick. Yeah, I don't have to worry about that But I will be with nick trying ice cream like if they're like, what are you gonna do now? I'll be like i'll be on wits And hockstard at olive Armenian market trying faro roche ice cream bars and dadu's dude Sometimes we'll just like go next door to my restaurant. I don't know. Give me like a billion dollars I still want to like you know what I mean hang out at a settlement parking lot and like Taste has brisk ice tea and I remember we went when we used to vlog we went to usc one night and uh with david and and We were vlogging and he was like, oh my god, david's pretty famous, you know, like this is crazy People were asking for pictures and then one week we brought josh and then I was like Oh, i'm like way I was like damn like josh was way more famous. Like that that was crazy that just see that difference. I was like It was like people like putting their head out the window like holy ---- like, you know, like yeah I think that's like my favorite thing about josh. Are you still into crypto? Yeah. How's that going? Good What do you think about all his what do you think? What do you think about all the nicks like the thing I love ventures yeah his ventures Yeah, like that's like my favorite topic when I see ventures. Yeah, I want the best for him I would stay far away from any coins meme coins crypto. I think it's uh, you know, there's this Company, um, it's a governmental government. It's called the scc. Yeah But they seem to uh be pretty tight on uh how you promote these things, um I think Listen, I think nick has an adventurous and an ambitious spirit. Yeah I give him a lot of credit. I think he goes after it. He got a restaurant going that's hard to do Awesome. He's got his own restaurant. We call it our clubhouse Because it's where we uh, great he was thinking about opening an acai uh Bar right next to it didn't work out I don't want I thought about it for a second You are about it for a second. Maybe pay for the topping station I thought about it for a second. I was like, I don't really know if I want we all lost money in crypto What's that look like? Oh terrible who did all of us? all of us say more and say everything I Kills me. What did you buy? some some meme coin some coin that was like really We bought it at oh point. Oh 11 cents. Did you do it? I'm not gonna say the name of it. You bought it too, right? We all bought it. You can bleep it hoge, right? Yeah. Yeah, and uh when I say all of us I mean like, you know everybody in the group and uh And it went up and we I was like and there was this great moment I was in new jersey doing a show. I was in new jersey doing stand-up. I was at Some place and i'm there for four nights. It sucks. I'm like, oh god sucks awful showed out four nights. I didn't sell out I said i'm there for four nights Okay I'm there for thursday friday saturday and yeah i'd have to do a sunday So I got nothing to do I got nothing to do i'm hanging out all day waiting for the show and heath and mariah are Visiting mariah's family. They're like, you know, 45 minutes away They're like we're gonna come to the show And I was like, oh ******* great like so awesome like friends like this is amazing So we're just backstage for the show having a blast having the best time And it's so awesome. And then he he turns to me and he goes he goes Hey that coin, huh? And I go I and he goes he goes Make like 50 mil and I was like I was like really you think so? Do you think so? He's like he's like 100 100 100 and I remember just being like really really he's like, yeah, he's like there's no way it can fail and I was like That's what I think and look we literally convinced ourselves that I went on on stage and did the show and I was like I'm gonna have 50 million in the bank Heath could tell me right in the toilet gonna come up tomorrow and I would be like something's wrong with the sun Oh, I was gonna say the opposite Heath could sell me a liver like he could sell me a bridge in brooklyn. He's in the I I love he of course but I would I I would Oh, wait, i'm thinking about zane. Sorry Yeah, zane zane zane, yeah, yeah he if I would know if zane told it to me I would have been like I don't know But he said it no he is actually right pragmatic. Yeah, he's pretty pragmatic Like he's he's not the type of person to like I don't know gas somebody up or you know say something. He's pretty factual like this is what it is So I just totally believe them and that whole weekend. I was just like ****. Yeah, like i'm gonna be ******* million I was like i'm gonna leave i'm gonna quit everything. Yeah, what were you buying in your head? A beach house in santa barbara That was your exit. That was my exit. Yeah, oh beach house in santa barbara, and then I would paint all day And look, yeah learn piano. You wouldn't invest Huh, you wouldn't invest I try. I mean, yeah, that's the nick spirit, babe Like I wouldn't I would get us invested like hundred Sounds better. I would invest in like 40 startups **** that like what? Not financial advice everything everything. Oh, no everything not financial this everything like someone pitches me this Okay, cool. Show me the business plan. You're invested in ai maybe Maybe Why is he being coy because you guys hate on what I say? No, I don't. I think i've just been around so many like hater friends. No. No, I I like it I I I love when people like believe in themselves Like the my favorite thing is the kanye west documentary when he's like trying to schlep his his album and no one will look at it It's fine though. I kind of like he's crazy like you but You know what? I mean? Like you got to be a little crazy Right, josh Definitely you definitely have A delusional amount of belief in yourself. Yeah Like did you have that when you were when you were on a huge tv show? Like when you're going in for drake and josh, right? Do you are you saying to yourself? Oh my god, like I can do this like i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna get this part No, oh You were just a kid. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's that one that was different just because it was sort of written for us Here's the thing with jonah and I always say this He'll give you 20 ideas one in there Is a gem Yeah, so you have to listen to all the crazy 19 ---- ideas, but I used to always say that and I will say dogecoin He told everybody to buy dogecoin at six every single person. He told all of us and no one did it and we 43 cents. What does david would have been worth? He put a million dollars into tesla I don't put a million dollars into doge, by the way, he should have kept that money in tesla Seven years ago. He put it in tesla and I told him i'm like put it in doge put that million into doge He would have been worth over two billion dollars right now. Wow. There you go. You got to listen to jonah I've been trying That's it we're ending it on the next meme coin well now we could do a little bit more