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If anything no one died—just the marriage
So now it'll just be vulgar expressions
This phrase means a difficult life decision
Hello dear subscribers of Easy Russian
I'm Marina
And today as always in this makeshift studio
my friend Arnold
is with me Hi there
He's a journalist too just like me
And that's why I decided to test him a little
about knowledge of Russian idioms and
phrasal expressions Darn
Arnold doesn't know what I'm going to ask him
So you're witnessing improvisation live on air
Are you ready
Let's go
What do you think about your level of Russian
I think I have a decent command of Russian
I manage everyday situations
just fine I can buy everything
I need at the store And I can also edit certain texts
But my style is more analytical so
I don't often use complex phrasing
Proverb saying
So maybe I'll
fail here But we'll find out now
We'll find out now
By the way dear friends let us know in the comments
if you think Arnold was wrong in his assessment
some idioms I'll be asking him about
Share your versions
Alright let's go
This quick little thing here
Flash
What does the phrase "not my first marriage" mean
It means you've already had this experience
Seems complicated You
know everything about him
Well marriage is a good yet complicated matter
You'ready you know
what you're getting into
You're no dummy What does "no dummy" mean
I already adjusted it myself
That's the difference between someone who's not cut from the same
cloth and… The first one what was our situation again
I've already
forgotten "Not my first time married "
What's the difference between "not cut from the same cloth" and "not my first time married"
Honestly I don't know Well actually I do
know—it seems to me
"Not made of the same cloth" simply means someone is a certain kind of person
With life experience
He can't be fooled
He's no ordinary man
He's no gullible fool
Being "not a first-time married person" means
the individual has had some prior experience
In essence they're
similar but differ slightly
in connotation—could
you provide some context
When in your life would you have said "Well I'm not
the first time married I know what I'm getting into "
Well for instance you're out skiing and say
you've got more experienced friends with you
And they give you some advice on how
to properly descend a particular trail
And you tell them "Yes I'm married again—this isn't my first time "
I'm not even sure I'd say that
And if you ever get married a second time will
you say that "Not
my first marriage "
Well I suppose I'll just say frankly to the person who
He'll conduct the ceremony and when he asks "Do you agree " I'll
say "Yes and not for the first time "
Come on let's go
Well then next personal question
How many times have
you been married Been married
I've never been married—except once
Since then I've always fit that saying
I was married only once
We'll toast
Without clinking glasses
If anything no one died—just the marriage
By the way I have my
own proverb: First marriage a mess
Like the first
pancake a mess yes So I can
feel it in my gut
Well this is a simpler version and it's more colloquial so I
think that's why we all use it—
though not usually in written texts
That means you've got
some intuition—gut feeling I'd say just
sense it with my gut I'm simply certain I have a sixth sense
Something is going to happen
That is strong inner
confidence Trust
your intuition Yes trust your gut
You can absolutely trust your gut—it won’t let you down I just
know in my bones that
the second marriage will better That’s it
How skillfully Arnold handles the
Russian language and explains idioms
That's precisely why I personally always learn languages with native speakers
I'm currently studying Portuguese and
honestly it's not coming easily to me
By the way they say Portuguese sounds like Russian
Do you think
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Well then let's go back to Arnold
That's where things get really interesting
And this is definitely not something a grandmother would say
A grandmother said it
Ah that's when you're working in media
and doing a report for instance
and everyone keeps telling you these stories
Rumors and tales about Putin having 18 look -alikes flying to
Epstein 's island and so on
And you clearly don't trust
it You as
a journalist say it's like an old woman telling two tales
And where did this
expression even come from do you think
Why don't we believe
our grandmothers Why the two of us
I trust my grandmother
It seems there's a cultural stereotype
that grandmothers love to gossip
Since they have plenty of
free time they're free spirits
who stroll out onto the little bench in the courtyard
and talk about various
Third World Wars gossip and
their neighbors' sexual behavior Turns out grandma
I do
the same It's just a different place
You must be going to trendy
Portuguese bars
And they’re gathering they say right outside the
entrance I’m chatting right
outside the entrance too
I'm calling my friend on the phone
Dasha you wouldn't believe
the wild sex life
my neighbors have
So if you tell me
something scandalously shocking I'll know it's Grandma
or grandfather
Well alright Good
We've mostly sorted out the grandmothers
We need to split them into two groups
Everything they say
And what about
Grandfather
Darn was there
something about grandpa
We have a little saying
a bit crude
About grandma about grandpa
If Grandma you know
had external genitalia
And she could have
been Not that Arnold
And what about it
To eat a dog
Where in your life have
you eaten a dog
I must have eaten a dog during the text editing
session Interacting with
journalists is another matter
As the editor and manager he ate
the dog Because there was just too
much I can't even begin to
guess why something like that would happen
A highly experienced individual
by no means
inexperienced given tha
I'm really good at this
Interesting what kind of dog
Oh by the way you might think
Each person ate their own dog because
they each have different expertise
and experience in this matter Good
thing dogs still exist in the world
After that because the
expertise is extensive
Write in the comments
Not a single dog was harmed
during the filming of this segment
Just Arnold
That dog from Nasty by the way right
I'm a tough dog for sure
Next up a bonus Arnold
consistently avoided
vulgar language which
I greatly appreciate
I no longer have issues
with this So now there will be only
crude radiological expressions Can I
say which one we love right away
Of course
Context
Context – something
somewhat out of place something that doesn't quite
fit here
like some foreign element
Yes all our metaphors
are about texts
If you're writing a text about
I don't know surfing in
Portugal and suddenly you
take this little detour
and start telling a story
The Russo-Japanese
War I don't
know well don't get confused where's the sleeve
and the author must
either sew that sleeve back on
or prove why that damn
thing still needs a sleeve
And she wasn't saying it for
nothing I have my own favorite
phrase that I often probably
constantly keep in mind
but I don't use it for some reason
Here are two chairs
On one…
What's on the first chair
and what's on the other Arnold
Which one are you on
It seems everything
is yours because my
chair is clean—I checked
Are you comfortable
I feel perfectly comfortable
Well the peaks are sharp cocky
as far as I recall
Yes you remember correctly
What does this phrase mean
This phrase means
a difficult life decision
When you have all the options
Not very good actually bad but
you need to sit
somewhere because
sitting on two chairs
No that's not at all what it means No sitting on two chairs
means when you want to
There there and at the
peak and on the dick all
at once When you don't want to make a choice
But peaks and dicks—that’s when you’re
forced to choose yet
the choice is unpleasant
I had never heard that
expression at all until
yesterday evening I wonder if you knew it
Friends like that aren’t worth a damn—no museum would even want them
No no I
didn't know— considering went to the museum yesterday I have no idea
what you found out yesterday
In what context
Sounds a bit off of course Friends
at a museum means probably
they aren't that close
They're outdated morally obsolete
A good interpretation I agree
And finally then
On paper you're just a simple guy
Oh no
Sometimes it just happens like that
You sound so fierce
in words but in reality…
What does it mean
Well this person who who
didn't eat the dog at
all but
pretends he did
Not just one
Tolstoy – a great Russian writer
One of the most famous You
all know him already And
here he is eating a dog
just to write long posts
complex novels about
War and Peace About
everything under the sun about love
and many people haven't
eaten a dog but want to
appear as if
they're fat
Accordingly in reality
And in reality they're far from ordinary
It's when you've exaggerated your resume so much
you actually end up having to live up to it Yeah
Well then
Now your favorite idioms
Don't tug where the sleeve is
Well for instance I
have a word in
Saratov that I absolutely love You can say
Well this is a total mess or
this is just messed-up text
But he's so strange that
you can't describe him in
any words at all—simply
put you just don't like him
yet at the same time
evokes many intense emotions Well yes
Perhaps one could say
crazy — just a
slightly different shade
of messed up something really strange
Overall it's good
Well even a mess can
be good Oh by the way
Extremely strange but on the edge For example
Evgeny Petrosyan's show is
definitely very messed up
And the stubborn ones too yes
The stubborn ones
There's something
almost folksy charm about it all
And we often talk about something being crazy
That’s pure craziness
Yes though incidentally a person can be completely out of their mind
who simply used a lot
of drugs for example
They're wild animals That's
right isn't it
Well yes
I think they're already caught
Game refers to meat you could say
This is game
Meat by the way is
also used figuratively
What's missing from the text
is substance—meaning it's
too watery The text is made up of substance and water
Just like us too
Texture Just like us just like people roughly
There's also something else I don't like They say it's delicious
Oh I hate it—it's like a little person
You can't use it
By the way I haven't heard anything in ages
but they say a tasty text a delicious book
By the way Vladimir Sorokin
has a little search
into how people
about how it's an dystopia
where they cook food from books
What's it called
I can't remember
We'll find it
They cook food on books and
just like with Dostoevsky Tolstoy
and various other authors each
one imparts a different flavor
And here they prepare it
creating delicious nutritious food
In this sense the word "delicious"
is not only appropriate but necessary
because why eat something unappetizing
But in a figurative sense
a delicious text delicious clothing
I don't know no need for that
Delicious track
Delicious track yes a juicy track
Cool Cringe ban not
taking it
Well I think our blitz is done
Big thanks to Arnold
For having participated in this
Well I think he did a good job
Let's assess this now
Let's rate Arnold
's performance 10
out of 10 in the comments
with an explanation of Russian idioms
Yes preferably using
other idioms to evaluate them
Good luck
Good luck with learning Russian
