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Those who wish to say whatever they want should be accommodated. That's it, as simple as that. Baby, you know you can't do that. These people voted for you; they are harmless. You are so naive Oh, what's happening now? Did you ask Murphy to buy fuel? I did, I gave him money. The hydrogen is escaping. Everything is so stressful in this house. Everything is so stressful. Why are you touching me? Don't touch me there Don't touch me there That will not part the black Okay, baby I will handle the darkness. Thank you very much. Make sure you do the... Murphy Sir? Aren't you listening to me? Yes, sir. They look like they slept here. Did they? Actually... Murphy, did they spend the night here? Yes sir, that's exactly what I'm trying to tell you. Okay I was sleeping last night. So someone called me on the phone. I couldn't say who this is. I said let me pick up the call now Before I see... Murphy, I asked you a simple question. You are not answering my question Did they spend the night here? It's not the whole night. Is it not the entire night? Murphy? Sir, the short time they spent here Why? They have accommodation issues. So I said, let me put them around the corner. So that they get straight to the point As the assistant landlord that you are Giving people a corner in my compound Do you have a sense? Sir, I was just trying to help them with whatever little I could. The little you can? Is it yours? The little one is not even yours, little one. Murphy, be very careful Be very careful before your help will send you out looking for help Sorry, sir Just give people my house Just come and squat Without telling me or my wife Tell them to go and do the property Let me know what they're up to. Sorry I was going to open the gate. Oh You won't believe what's going on. In your own home What's going on? Do you know that Murphy brought in Ziggy and Olodo. And they've been polluting this entire place. With noise Wait, are you kidding me? Is that the noise I can hear? Yes And there is even more I've been gathering that they might Have even spent the night here What? Are you serious? Madam, I am as serious as a heart attack. Wait What's that? What kind of noise is that I hear? You don't use your head anymore If you know people are still trying to kill you Go be a bad man to them. Look how well you You don't use your head anymore Madam, I am not very strategic. We don't mean to cause any Disturbance But this is just a small Minor issue First Lady I'm really nervous for them. They say they are not accustomed to this kind of environment. I think they might be committing wrongful acts. Murphy, even you is whom I want to agree Where did Did Olodo and Ziggy sleep last night? Madam, actually Shut up, I'm not talking to you. Where did Olodo and Ziggy sleep last night? Yes Actually I have been on call with you before. But I noticed that you are in deep sleep. So I said, let me leave you. So that you may rest And you will rest well Yes, ma'am You see, Murphy is not too near. From the truth We actually have a minor rent issue. But I promise you Very soon we will solve it at PSAP So you just Allow people Into the compound As whom? As landlord Or homeowner Make it clear to me Madam, I am merely trying to help them with whatever little I can. Help them with the little ones? Who will carry another person's bag? Let this not happen again Next time if you want to have people in my space You tell me Madam, I am sorry You see, madam Be quiet You guys leave Just get out of my sight Thank you Murphy I beg you to lend me 10,000 Naira. Until the end of the month Madam, you're confusing me. And putting me in a state of perplexity I don't understand your main issue these days Wait For 10,000 Naira I asked you Now you're telling me that I have a major problem What kind of nonsense is this? Because of 10,000 Naira Madam, so you're telling me that despite all this Lexus RS350 Where do you carry the bag? Nobody just sees it So because of that I'm asking you for money now Now you're telling me I don't have to carry this bag? Making me poor I don't blame you I'm not a broke idiot like you. I don't blame you Who is a broke idiot? You If I were a woman If I walk like this That's how it's supposed to be That's how it is So because I carry this bag They give me money. That's how it is All power belongs to you I don't blame you Even the Bible says You of little faith, use what you have to obtain what you desire. I am ashamed of the two of you. The two of you combined 10,000 that will cause problems You'll get beers without money What is this? They are flowing with milk and honey. And they suffer See this guy is talking about beers Murphy, shut up. I don't want to follow your nonsense. Any of you who are suffering or feel tired Just let me know. Let me put you on Who will be my helper? I will help you and not stress you I will follow you straight ahead. Murphy let me show you something See our helper Murphy, you're too much. You're too much You just say that word again Why? Do you know how much information I need to play? For me to be able to move this diesel to that house That is in English For us, we don't know for how many years See The number of apricots we picked at that place Even the war of that company made apricots. I beg you I know you like doing business with people who are slow. Who are you to call me a snail? I am Murphy Where is the person who wants to buy the diesel? He never comes; he goes off to research. I just talked to him a moment ago. I think he was supposed to be here by now. Do you know how many hours I have to wait for you? So I have to leave every time you do construction You're not listening. You don't know how to work. When you are in the bunker You don't know how to do the work in the bunker. What bunker? One keg of diesel will not be bunkered Murphy, you have issues. I have to go to the corner. I will not move. Go and pick up your mother Which person is your mother? Murphy is the marshmallow. Murphy put the keg in the corner. Now they're referring to my mother. Why don't you borrow your ring? I swear I will call Chevron. Before you call Chevron They say When two elephants fight The rat separates them How many marshmallows are left for this game? There are three marshmallows. This one This one as well Wait Go Welcome How was the trip? What did I just witness? Be quiet Let's go Yes Now If you don't Get yourself Right now from my living room This evening will be Your worst ever Let me go Stop I don't understand. You don't understand the concept of What those two urchins are doing In my living room You as my wife You let them into my living room. Baby Please It was just harmless. They came to watch football. And with your brilliant idea You left the two of them alone. In the living room Now listen to me First thing tomorrow morning You're out of my house. Baby What are people going to say now? These are the people who voted for you. You can't just get rid of them like that. The people who want to say whatever they want to say Should accommodate them That's it, plain and simple. Baby, no, you can't do that. These people voted for you They are harmless. You are so naive What's happening right now? Did you ask Murphy to buy fuel? I did. The hydrogen is escaping. Everything is so stressful. Calm down Don't touch me OK Ok, baby I will manage the darkness. OK Murphy What happened last night? I gave you money for diesel. The tank is leaking. That's what I think You're thinking the tank is leaking. Murphy Did you really buy the diesel? I bought it. Show me the receipt. OK I didn't wash it. It might have tears. The receipt might be torn. Murphy, you're about to ruin your job. Because I will investigate you Don't worry If I find out that you're lying I will tear your destiny apart. Tell me the truth Did you buy the diesel? So you can't trust me? You don't trust me? Baby don't worry I said I will investigate you. Murphy By the time I find out That you have been Up to something That time you will know the true meaning of Brotherhood Yes Where are you living? Am I done? No sir Where is the receipt? I might have washed it. It might have tears. You're very serious, Murphy. Mama, you called us. Yes, I did. Sigi Mom My husband and I have Decided to pay your rent I lied. Mama, you know I've always said That your reward is in heaven Yes Let me pray for you Whatever I will pay you Let it be my late uncle They say home is the best. That bridge down there is better. Thank you I would like to know what skills you have? What skills do you have? Mama, you're starting to make me look Baboos You see You know They say No matter how they do it What skills do you have? That's what I'm asking. I am a mechanic. There is nothing. That I cannot take apart As far as the mechanical world is concerned Mechanic You learn a diesel mechanic With a spanner and a screw How about you? I am a chef. Serious? I am a chef. OK So if I give you money now To make food for me You will make me food. If you shop my food I will not buy your food If you shop my food Shut your mouth Anyway I will give you money to make something for me. Yes What do you like to shop for? You said you are a chef. Make me anything Surprise me Mom I will send you money. No problem I will call you. No problem They say Thank you very much. Thank you Big man How are you, big man? Everything is good If you get anything I will send it to you I will show you. Big man How are you? I am fine They buy, they sell, they trade Anything you'd like to do Any business Give me real business When I came in I knew Something was terribly wrong. And it took me almost An hour now To calm you people down The last thing I remember Of sleeping off I think I had noodles. Noodles were the last thing I had. I don't understand. That brings us to the matter properly. I want a complete explanation. Who prepared the noodles? It was Ziggy and Oludo. Ziggy and Oludo prepared the noodles. That you ate Let's move on from that After my careful Observation And nasal examination I discovered that These noodles contained Marijuana Ego These noodles were laced with ego. I will tell you another story You put two I will tell you another story I have not put before You put the boy. In a noodle I gave to my wife It's all for this thing Will you shut up? It's alright While you were both high All of you While you were both high Two of you Nature told me that you've been selling my diesel. Haven't you been selling my diesel? No! That was a slip of the tongue. Yes, it was a slip of the tongue. Marijuana-laced behavior That is why you confessed. You have been selling my diesel. Why did I sell? You two I'll stay silent while I'm speaking. You two I will give you another chance. Yes I don't care And the reason is because I don't want you to end up in prison. God bless you So pack yourself before I close and open my eyes Ziggy and Ludo disappear Anyway, without due respect and honor I think that will work. What did you say? That will work. That won't work in my house. Is the boss still bothering you or what? Nothing, it doesn't matter How are you going to tell me if you come up with the answer? We will not pay Murphy six months' rent. What? We will be tenants for a year. Murphy? Yes You're saying yes? That's it, don't speak We will not pay six months' rent. Is that what you're going to tell us? We will settle it easily. Even if you rent it, you will give us another six months. What did you say? Commander! Come with the truck of the military men I wanted to make it soft, but they want it strong. You know, if an African man's pepper soup isn't spicy, it's not really pepper soup. He doesn't like it. They want pepper in this pepper soup. Start coming Murphy! Give it back! Thank you for watching!