I found a SECRET Utopia... can't believe I did this🤯 Van Life Italy

Before we start this video, I want to tell you that the Amie and Averne 2025 calendars are now out. So if you want to get one, which I highly recommend, put a lot of effort into it this year. Also, Gigi and I are doing Christmas cameos this year. So if you want a Merry Christmas, I'd have a video made by us. This is the one and only time I'm doing this because I'm feeling distinctly less Grinch-like this year. So if you want a Christmas greeting from Gigi and I, head to the description of this video. Today we're going to be going on a wonderful six-hour drive to a majestic waterfall in town. I hope that that satisfies your ears. We shall be departing now. Okay, found the space. That'll do. Come with me. So yes, we're in this little car park right now. And as you can tell, it's kind of cold. So I'm making a water bottle. Why is it leaking? How is it? How are you leaking? Okay, that's much better. All right, so I'm going to stay in this little car park and tomorrow we're going to go venture into town. We're going to take a hike. We're going to do some fun things because this place looks truly incredible. I will see you tomorrow, my love, okay? See you in a minute. Good morning, puppy. Good morning. We need to put clocks everywhere. Those chiming clocks. I know there were times where people didn't have phones or like not everyone had a watch but I have never woken up so early in my life because I'm right next to the bell tower. I'm just saying that that works infinitely better than my phone does because you can just turn off the little censure alarm sound if you want to. You can just snooze it. That is the worst thing that's ever happened to the modern day is being able to just go snooze. Four hours later, you're still trying to get up. No, we need the bell tower back because not only was that a great way to wake up, I felt like I hadn't just been electrocuted awake. I felt like I'd been awakened by, okay, the bell sound isn't soft but it just, it had an aura to it and I was like, wow, the clock tower was chiming. Initially, I was upset but then straight after, I'm actually fine. So I might have just found the solution to modern day. We've got to go back in time, people. We're going too far. We need to go back in time to the clock towers. You know, I want to see, I want to see proper cars being produced. I want to see beautiful things again. I want to see ornate lampposts. Like, bring it all back. Bring it all back. Have you seen my van? Do I, do I look like I want to live in the 21st century? No. Okay, kind of but that's only a byproduct of living here. I'm very happy to go back. Just, just bring everything back except for the diseases. I don't want the diseases. Saying that we could do with a bell tower or two, okay? Just for my own ability to wake up early. Let's get changed and let's go and look at this little place. Then we're gonna go on a hike. Then we're gonna find something. So, I don't know about you but that sounds like a great thing. So, come with me, my little cherub, and ignore the makeup I've got everywhere because I just didn't take it off last night. Not because I didn't want to but because I still haven't bought cotton pads. It's been a few days now. I just, I physically, I just keep forgetting every time I go into a store. It's fine. I'm fine. So, let's go into the town. Look how nice this building was to make. Loads of little homes for pigeons and crows. Actually, I think it was for arrows and killing people. Imagine getting hit by a spear. That would hurt. Or like an arrow. I'm okay, thanks. Means we're going on a mission led by her to find it. She won't calm down otherwise. Oopsie, ended up in a cafe. How did that happen? Okay, so I just caught drift that there's a really cool waterfall around here. So, I'm gonna go see if we can find it. I know that's quite adventurous but we're gonna, we're gonna do that. And yeah, so I'm gonna finish this. Then we're gonna go on a little waterfall expedition. So, that's cool. I just want to drink this. It's just too hot. Let's go find this place because I can't walk to it. Okay, we've arrived. Let's go on this hike. Let's find these waterfalls. Walkway at the top. There's even a little crab. Okay, we're getting closer to the waterfalls, I think. Um, I just found a kiwi tree. How cool is that? I feel like I've seen everything now. Okay, found a load of pets here. How do you feel about this, Gigi? Yes, correct answer. We're walking through an olive farm. There's just a bunch of nets everywhere to catch all the olives. I thought there were spider webs to begin with. It was a scary moment for me. These are all just for the olives. How crazy is that? Okay, let's go. Do I trust this bridge? Absolutely not. Let's just go over it anyway. That did not feel structurally sound. I invented the staircase because the stairs are just so scary. Somebody's found leaves moving and is very excited by this. She saw this and is trying to chase it. Gigi, don't. Gigi, don't. Gigi, don't. I really don't want to do this but I'm going in. I'm going in for you. I'm going in for me. I'm going in for the river and it's really cold so I've been doing everything to not go in there but I think we're gonna go in because apparently it's really good for circulation so I'm gonna take one for the team and I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna challenge myself to go in because I really don't want to go in. It looks pretty but it's not nice to be in. I don't know how cold it is but it's really cold so let's go in. Let's do it. I don't want to. Yes, I do. No, I don't. I really don't. Help me. This surely is revitalizing every part of me. Practically feel the minerals seeping in. Okay, it's very cold. I'm very cold right now but I'm also very warm and I'm confused but that was so refreshing. Like there are a lot of sensations that I'm not understanding right now. It's so pretty. Okay, I'm gonna get out the water now. Thanks so much for watching. I love you so much and I'll see you next week if I haven't died from hypothermia. Okay, love you lots. I will come closer but there's a lot of rocks and I respect my feet too much for that but love you. Bye. Welcome to a behind the scenes. This is what happens when the drone goes up. Gigi hates it. Oh my goodness. She just shocked herself because she ran straight into the freezing water. Pick him up. Now we got to get you warm. Great dive. He's now hiding in my coat. Get out.