Friendly Flight Attendant ASMR

Hello there, hello there, excuse me, I don't know if you heard me or not, but I just greeted some form of acknowledgement, which certainly wouldn't go amiss. Courtesy and politeness of course, but... Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard again to REG Airlines. If we could just take a moment of your time and direct your attention for any of the cabin crew whilst I demonstrate the safety procedures and features on this aircraft, so please sit comfortably and listen. When the seatbelt sign illuminates, you should fasten your seatbelt. Insert the metal fittings, one into the other, and tighten by pin on the loose end. To release your seatbelt, lift the upper portion of the buckle. We suggest that you keep your seatbelt fastened throughout this flight, as we may experience some turbulence. There are several emergency exits on this aircraft, four and odd, and two over each wing. Please take a few moments now to locate your nearest exit. In some cases, your nearest exit may be behind you. If we need to evacuate the aircraft, floor level lighting will guide you towards the exit. Doors can now be opened by moving the handle in the direction of the arrow. Each door is equipped with an inflatable slide, which may also be detached and used as a life raft. Oxygen and the air pressure are always being monitored. In the event of a decompression, an oxygen mask will automatically appear in front of you. To start the flow of oxygen, pull the mask towards you. Place it firmly over your nose and mouth. Secure the elastic band behind your head. For someone who requires assistance, secure your mask on first, and then assist the lead person. Keep your mask on until a uniformed crew member. In the event of an emergency, please assume the bracing position. Lean forward with your hands at the top of your head thighs. Ensure your feet are flat on the floor. A life preserver is located in the pouch under your seats. Pull firmly on the thread cord. If you need to refill the vessel, blow into the mouthpieces, use the whistle and light to attract them. Also, your seat bottom cushion can be used as a flotation device for your chest. At this time, your portable electronic devices must be set to airplane mode until an announcement is made upon arrival. Unless if you're playing an important level in a Star Wars game, then the pilots under our crew will of course understand. I remind you that this is a non-smoking flight, so smoking your pipes and cigars on this aircraft is currently prohibited. You will find this and all the other safety information in the card located in the seat pocket in front of you. We strongly suggest you read it before takeoff. If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask one of our friendly crew members who already took after you and take care of you all at rank. such as this or this particular airline. Some might say it is a little bit out of your price range. Most certainly, and the way I encountered you played a rude mannerisms and lack polite manners in your general demeanor which is really unacceptable in my line of work. Well, let's say I thought you were a little bit of an outcast. Of course, I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't treat everyone the same. So, on behalf of the REG airlines, I'd like to welcome you to your personal seat here aboard this aircraft. I would usually say it is a pleasure to have you aboard this airplane. I'm sure the pleasure is for the airplane who doesn't get to know you, but for someone like myself who has got to know you or managed to make my own judgments about you, it certainly is not a pleasure. So, how might I help you with your journey today? So, it is mandatory that I go to all our passengers to make sure that they can have the best possible trip that they can have on route to their forward destination. And just so happens that our destination today is somewhere nice, hot, very relaxing, tranquil, beautiful scenery. And how you're going to fit into that world, that surely is the question. Well, you don't even look like you would fit in that destination anyway. I certainly wouldn't want to be amongst that landscape, that beautiful, tranquil water, lapping, waves lapping in, and then have to see someone like you walk past me. In my view, that would certainly be most discomforting and certainly would put a little bit of a damper on you, like if you were in paradise or something, and you turn up and it just begins to rain. Well, I have a collection of items in my gear as I make my way down this section of the aircraft, and I would like to offer you some things to help you and your journey feel nice and relaxed and be the best it can be. So, I am here to help you feel nice and relaxed, because the airline told me I have to be here. So, that is my primary concern. Okay, so firstly, is there anything I can get for you, like a light refreshment, a little bit of water to start off with? Excellent, that's something I can certainly do for you. A glass here, and we will put some still water in there for you. How's that? So, you feel nice and refreshed, and perhaps soon afterwards we can top you up with something a little bit stronger. Looking forward to heading to your destination today. Really, of course you want this. Cheers. Well, I do believe that all this greeting and talking has left me feeling just slightly a little bit thirsty. I hope you look with me, if you don't mind. Cheers, you're fine now. Yes, that really is refreshing, and certainly helps when you're in the air to feel nice and refreshed. There we go. So, you were saying, yes, you were heading to, yes, that paradise type of place, of course, and so you didn't get yourself, you managed to acquire this holiday, and no doubt, these plane tickets. The passenger will be treated with the most care and attention. So, whilst you sit back and relax today, how about that I find you a little necklace, just a popo there, to make sure you have the ultimate added comfort. It's nice and soothing whilst you're relaxing on the plane with the thought of your destination coming closer and closer, and whilst it comes closer and closer, relaxed. So, nice, relaxing, comfy neck pillow was certainly not bad. Let me get that. You just sit there and relax a little bit, and we'll just warm up with this pillow for you. So, it's a nice, cosy plane temperature, which will go to when you put it around your neck. I do believe that this is now at proper plane temperatures. If you just remain nice and still for me there, I'm going to approach you and come a little bit closer. I don't wish to come in contact, of course. I don't want to be touching you. That's not part of my job, so, around your neck there, okay, feeling nice and snug there. Just to pop it on, there we go. That certainly looks nice and comfortable on you there. So, with that neck pillow, feel free to rest your head in your left or right ultimate comfort zone to help you rest and perhaps get some sleep, should you wish. Can I interest you in some earplugs or perhaps an eye mask to lower the light around you, so you're able to drift off just a little bit? Of course, all of these items are brand new and selected just for you. Let me get that for you. With this eye mask, it has some special features to really give you that luxurious feel and that quality and your relaxation. So, as you can tell here, this eye mask is shaped for your face, so we have no points of pressure when it's applied around your head, if you like. So, we have indentation here for your nose and it will fit nice and comfortably under there. This also is shaped so when your nose protrudes from the eye mask, it will also fold itself around that shape and keep out the light. The inside here, the material, there is some added memory foam in there to really give that relaxed touch. It's also protruding outwards, so there's a little bit of gap in here. So, this allows for your eyes to breathe. So, all these have been taken in consideration and therefore been selected for you for this airline. So, if you want to, just pop it on and you're more than welcome to do so and find a mask you do that to. So, if you do, on your face, you can adjust it with the straps here. So, let's give this a little bit of a rub to activate the cloth so it's not as cold on your skin. So, how about we give that a little bit of a pop? Okay, so just pop there like so. There we go. So, can you see me at all? That's exactly what I want, really. I'm fed up of having to look at you, so perhaps we should continue the rest of this passenger care. Of course, I'm looking at you. So, why don't I just put that here for you and you could put it amongst your luxurious possessions. You have no doubt, get you some ear plugs out. I have the perfect pair for you and this will enable you to just block out the sound as much as possible, just in case you want that silent sensation, that dark atmosphere and comfort. Of course, it won't fully block out all of the sounds, all the emergency information you should be able to hear. And if I see you're not listening, I'll be sure to come up with a nudge. I've got many here. As you know, it's procedure that I should have. These particular ear plugs are molded and they are memory foam, so they have that squishy feel to them, which I'm sure really fit nicely and comfortably in your ear. As you can tell, they go back into their original shape whilst they're in your ear. You'll be sure to have the most luxurious, comfortable ear plugs in your ear whilst you relax or asleep. So, why don't we just test that out? So, I'm just going to come near your ears. Of course, I must ask they are in a state of cleanliness for me to approach. I'll just lift the end there. Now, let me take those new there. They certainly are good, aren't they? Excellent. Well, I'll get you another couple. You can have a few there. I'll just pop them down here. You could just use them if you wish, and should you wish them, to use them on your turn flight or whatever. So, I do have something here. Of course, being a luxurious airline and you having a luxurious seat, of course, I don't know how you manage to acquire that, but that is none of my business. I would like to be able to offer you something stronger to drink, should you wish to have it. What would you like to drink? Please do enlighten me with something that you have in mind. This red. I'm able to offer you a small bottle of Prosecco, should you wish to feel a little bit thirsty on your journey. Well, so, of course, for all my passengers here, we'd like to make sure that you certainly are feeling treated like a superstar. So, I wish to give you this small bottle of Prosecco, and feel free to drink it whenever you wish. But if I see you drink it a little bit, come over and hold Prosecco there. I will just pop it. Okay, good. I'm sure you could use your champagne glass there. Well, that's what it's there for. A mask, or there is something which I am able to offer you as well. Really great. If you want to just plug yourself in the airplane central system there, that's it. You're able to watch movies, of course, we can give you a pair of your own earphones, and these are noise-isolating earphones, so you really can be immersed in whatever you're listening to, whatever you want. And should there be a reason to contact you, being already the plane central system, you'll be able to be should something arise. So, let me get them for you. Every customer gets their own pair of earphones, which they are free to take home. Like I said, these are noise-cancelling earphones, so you'll feel nice and relaxed, and they are extremely comfortable fitting into your ear. So, if you notice your central system here, you have a choice of things you can listen to, a vast selection of movies, ambiances, relaxing videos, things to really help you switch on. And all you've got to do is just plug these into your ears, and plug it into the central system, and select whatever you want. So, our destination really is, once you're there, you'll feel incredibly tranquil, something similar to what you'll be listening to here on planet Earth. So, that's ready. Earphones, we'll plug you in. I shall do this for you, earphones in, watch. So, why don't we just pop those in your ear, remove the wire, and just plug you in here. So, what I'm going to do is just pop these earphones around your ears, and why don't we have a little bit of a taster of what you'll probably experience. Ears there, nice and snug. How's that sounding there for you? You are nice and comfortable now, and I will be, should you wish to of course, it might be someone else, I've given you all the things that you need at the moment to really add that sense of luxury to your flight, and peaceful. So, how about that? I'll find you another little relaxing sound here, and you can drift off with the thought of knowing that every second you are moving closer and closer and closer to your destination, where you'll experience all these things. And in the meantime, this is the best way to travel nice, relaxed, sleepy, and just enjoy the experience, the little rumble of the plane, the ambience, sounds of you'll be here, should I work here this time.