Opening monologue (10/19/26)

Rob Carson Show, and welcome to Monday. How was your weekend? You know, mine was excellent. Did some cooking. I made a pot roast yesterday, and I wish you could have been there. It was the best smelling. It was one of the best pot roasts I've ever had, I mean, honestly, in my life. Unfortunately, I was by myself, but I brought some in to work this morning. I wanted to cook. I wanted to cook this weekend, so I got out and I got some pot roasts. Damned expensive. I got a pot roast at Walmart. There's nothing wrong with it. It's an XL beef pot roast. And about five or so pounds. And it was $39. $39 for a pot roast. So I made it worth $39. I'm going to tell you right now, it was the best dang pot roast you ever had in your life. And if you want to see on my social media, I know, I know, I know. I'm a talk show host that does a political comedy show. And I also share cooking videos. But all my social media, Rob Carson Show. I just destroyed people yesterday because I opened up the crock pot after it had been in there for five, six hours, and I took the fork in there, and I pulled out this long, just beautiful piece of pie. It would just fall apart. Just beautiful. Oh, my gosh. It wasn't break apart. It wasn't mushy. It was perfect. It was perfect. And the recipe is on my social media, too. Just look up Rob Carson Show. Just look up Rob Carson Show. You know, I was out this weekend. I met some listeners who came down from Pennsylvania, and they had got me online and got a hold of me online and said, Hey, man, we're coming down in a bus, and we were wondering if, you know, you were going to be around or whatever. And so I looked at the schedule, and they were going to be down on the National Mall, and it was cold on Saturday. I didn't really want to go to the National Mall. So I met them at this museum out by Dulles Airport called Udvar-Hazy. I know it sounds weird, but it is an incredible air museum, incredible air museum. It's got the Enola Gay. It's got a space shuttle. It's got an SR-71 Blackbird there. It's just an amazing, really big old aircraft hangar-looking museum. It was enjoyable. But my listeners who showed up there said that you missed the No Kings protest down at the National Mall. And I'm like, well, I'm glad I didn't go down there because whenever I see one of these idiots, I usually roll down the windows on my Bronco Buck and crank up YMCA by the Village People in my 5,000-watt sound system. But I did not do that. And guess what? This weekend's No Kings protests were a puny. Nobody's showing up. A, they don't have any money. B, they have no momentum. And C, it's all been AstroTurf. Keep walking. Keep walking. Please no physical contact. This is Adam Francisco. He's out at one of their protests. And again, it's these crazy old cul-de-sac dwelling cat lady boomers and the emasculated men in their lives. Please no physical contact. Keep walking. Keep walking. Get out of here. Get out of here. Keep walking. Why would I go? This is public property, ma'am. This is public property, ma'am. Don't touch them. This is public property, ma'am. Keep walking. You remember there was a TV show called Bewitched back in the 60s? I watched it when I was, you know, out of school in the 70s. It was on TV in syndication, and it featured Gladys Kravitz, who is the original Karen, the original Karen. These women make Gladys Kravitz look like somebody you'd want to have over at your house to have dinner every night. This is public property. Keep walking. She supports a rapist and a pedophile. This is public property, ma'am. You have a small penis. Is that the problem? I actually do. There you go. Small pee-pee. Byron Donalds isn't on the G.C. Inferred that he has a small penis election denier. He is complicit vote Jolly and Graham. Who's who's Meyer? Why does this make you so mad why does that make you so mad You guys are fun. Thank you, guys. Yeah, just a bunch of adult children and dangerous adult children. Some of them, I remember going to the No Kings rally at the Tesla dealership in Kansas City where the car salespeople in the building were terrified because of all the vandalizing of vehicles. They set fire to a couple cars there and all of that. You know, because these Karens, these leftists, they were on the wrong side of history. They're going to get their rear ends kicked up between their shoulders. In a couple of weeks of the midterms, the fourth round of coast-to-coast no-kings rallies were relatively limp. Failed to attract anywhere near the number of rabid anti-MAGA demonstrators as prior events. Well, it's because they're defunding them. That's a big part of it because they're not being paid. Chicago, for example, muted Saturday where no central rally was held. And the ones that did take place, fewer people attended. A rally in Eppingston, Indiana, a few hundred people showed compared with a few thousand who attended in March. Reno, Nevada, at the 2025 rally, between 8,000 and 21,000 people showed up. Saturday, a couple thousand. New York City rallies, there were 100,000 last October. Now there are just tens of thousands, I guess, hundreds of people gathered in Manhattans. Washington Square Park to listen to music, hear speakers, including Al Sharpton. It's not working, guys. It's not working. You've just made yourselves more unpopular. Oh, and then Jim Acosta showed up to take the stage for a few minutes, and he did some stand-up comedy where he alluded to, you know, said that Donald Trump was gay because Donald Trump talked about John Huston last week, said, look at his ass. And, of course, you know, that was Jim Acosta, who's not a funny human being, and nobody would ever go to an event to see Jim Acosta speak. I mean, honestly, would not, would not, would not. There's definitely not that. And, you know, because of that, as we watch this movement die, because it's based on nothing. I mean, it's based on nothing. Donald Trump is not acting like a king. If he did, he would take the Supreme Court rulings against him and he'd tear them up and say, screw it. It is ridiculous and it is ill-informed and uninformed to say so. And that's why Jim Gossett did this. Because we're going to make fun of these morons. No King's Rally Day, saw it and said, what a bunch of losers yeah crazy old cat lady Karens wow most of them are unemployed drug addicts and also boozers these protesters are so crazy not to mention they are very lazy no king's rally day deadbeats with a criminal history The fact that they don't have a job is really not much of a mystery. No, not really. We have jobs. We can't do these protests. Seven million, there's no way. Proud size. Exaggerated. Some of them were elderly and heavily medicated. Heavily medicated. By the way, Elon Musk says he'll give a SpaceX share to every child in America. Just what a Nazi would do, right? That Nazi, I mean, he is a Nazi. You know, they got a still frame photo where he stuck his hand up in the air, and they said, oh, yeah, he's a Nazi. He said, that's a Hitler salute. It was such a ridiculous, what a ridiculous thing to do. And I was thinking about all the list of the things that some stupid people fell for, like all the COVID protocols and Russia collusion and all of the disinformation and misinformation and all of this nonsense. And honestly, if you fell for all of that, you're just a damned fool. You're just a fool. You're a sheep. You're a sheep that will just take marching orders no matter what it is, no matter how absurd it is, whether it be burning down Tesla dealerships, committing acts of violence, whatever it takes. The left has conditioned you. If you've fallen for all of those things, you are a sheep. You are a sheep. Go eat some grass, for God's sake. Anyway, Musk currently owns 4.8 billion SpaceX shares. Oh, my gosh. According to August SEC filing, that figure rises to $6.4 billion when taking into account unvested awards and stock options representing 48.5% beneficial stake in the company, which I imagine went up a little bit with that flying car. Was that pretty cool or what? 72 million children under 18 as of July 1st, 2025. That would amount to the CEO giving away $10.5 billion worth of shares to every kid in America. This is just amazing. I thought he was an evil billionaire. You know, we ought to just tax him into oblivion. Musk's comments come on the heels of Anthropic revealing that it plans to commit 5% of its shares to a new public benefit fund with the stake potentially increasing as the company's valuation grows. There you go. There you go. It's kind of cool. Instead of just being taxed to death, isn't it nice to see that there are some in this country who will give? They get taxed to death. They tax more than the rest of us. The Democrat Party hates them because of their success. And look how generous they are. Also, the U.S. Chamber of Commerce has endorsed a commerce, I should say, endorsed Mr. Pat Paxton over James Talafrico. U.S. Chamber of Commerce announced it endorsed Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton over Talafrico in the Battleground Senate Contest. The choice is clear in Texas. Attorney General Ken Paxton has been a defender of free enterprise and pro-growth policies and empower American businesses to survive. That's from Neil Bradley, Executive Vice President of the Chamber. He has pushed back against federal overreach, helped preserve a low-tax environment, and defended the energy sector from burdensome mandates. So there you go. Chamber of Commerce has been active for 100 years. They did not like Trump's policies on tariffs. They really hated Trump for that. So they decided to endorse Paxton. It's a pretty big deal. It's a pretty big deal. All right, we've got a lot of stuff to get to on the show today. Lots of good guests on the show today. including Doug Burns, of all other people. And so if I were you, I wouldn't go anywhere. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show. Carson Show.