WCS JNJ CHAMPION - SWINGTIME DENVER 2023

Soon, AKBINGO! Tonight's hosts, Aigasa Moe and Mogi Shinobu and Iwatate Saho This just a story that I heard kenkyuusei got a chance to do concert at Budokan at that time Oshima Yuko saw our performance and she said "It was Iwatate Saho that was the best" your reaction a little bit ... What are Iwatate's oshi points? Saho's oshi point she has strong idol characteristic when she grap a mike, her little finger stand up like this she probably doesn't realize it, but it's a good thing, and has an idol-ness feeling thanks, you also summarize it this is from me femininity when you want to order some juice at cafe, you probably go with "XX juice please" but, she probably go like this "hmm, what should I do, well, 1 black currant juice please" (TL Note: I'm sorry, I can't translate cuteness) Has an idol-ness feeling right? - Awful, you idiot That's another one Tonight secret profiles exposed their character will collapse what on earth will happen Well then, coming at next, AKBINGO! Idol's profiles are usually full of colors but their usual profile is not interesting because of that tonight, with AKBINGO's thorough investigation, we compiled Next Generation Members' Secret Profile Survey Translation: Namahanka Revised by new information from Timo-san In this episode, we will expose these 4 members' secret profile but before that, let's check their actual profile Well, first, Iwata take a look at this, strong point: traditional Japanese dance (TL Note: see wiki's entry Buyō) you can do traditional Japanese dance? Yes I've done it before can you show us? it's Kome Dayu the next is Tano's Profile strong point: dance did you go to same dance school with Miyazawa Sae? Yes it's the same school Can you tell us a story about Miyazawa that no one knows [something worth for TV] I don't have any [nothing?] so, nothing? Are you kidding us? Well, the things that we've been waiting for finally, secret profile will be revealed First, how do you think your face is of course that's not the case, this is about self-drawing Iwata's self-drawing here it is Her eyebrows is thick But I do have thick eyebrows You like anime but you're bad at drawing? It's not like that But this is bad If I really put effort, it'll be amazing Then why didn't you do it since beginning? what do you think, Tano? Very bad I also have comment for Tano's square teeth Look at this teeth But this is not teeth Namahage? - Yes, yes, namahage (TL Note: Japanese folklore, see wiki) Looks like she's mad I'm not mad [©Choshi Koriki] Please stop it btw, these are Takahashi and Kojima's drawing, also scary let's see their future dream, there are some frightening information that we got Start from Iwata standing at the broadway as an actress her real dream is there is an action figure of her did you really cry just by imagining your action figure being sold? Yes No one will buy it Who said it? Who just said that, please raise your hand Muto, what did you said just now? No one will buy it, you know [harsh] Can you show us what pose you want on your action figure? if you want to know what kind of pose "please make me an action figure" Iwata, if this kind of action figure go to market, no one can see the face [indeed] next, Takahashi Juri she write "actress" as her future dream but this is her real future dream she wants to be born again as tuna Really absurd I said it But you wrote "actress" I'm amazed by how fast tuna can swim, it must feels good to be able to do that Don't you think Takahashi a little bit weird? When we went to Hokkaido, there's round cheese like this, and she felt excited by it Cheeseball? Look! She's excited already I really like it if I see it, I feel hyper(excited) If you see it, you feel hyper(excited)? Continue to Kojima She wrote that she want to become an actress like Yoshitaka Yuriko but her real dream is a little scary take a look she want to have grizzly as a pet do you know what grizzly is? Yes, I know a bear Because of this, I look up what grizzly is grizzly looks like this [just by looking at it, we know it's ferocious] eats small animal, deer, or something like that the strongest animal in northern hemisphere [hardcore] you want to have this as a pet? We can, can't we? There's something I've heard before usually, at the backstage, we can keep grizzly as pet, can't we? Now she's become annoying Are you black-hearted Kojima? Yeah, some people usually said it But, isn't Kashiwagi also black-hearted? She's black-hearted, but isn't it turn out to be good character? That's just insult you know After this, you probably get two slaps from Kashiwagi The next from secret profile is, favorite food and we were shock by certain members' sense of taste Takahashi nata de coco I really like it But the thing you actually like is oiled natto what is "oiled natto"? natto poured by olive oil Is that really tasty? I always pour it That being said let's try it now [she's really go for it] May I eat it? And the taste it? hyper [appeared again] we already forget about "hyper" Is there someone who wants to try? [Iwata wants to try] Only person with strong sense of taste [Please don't vomit here] As an idol, you shouldn't do "bleeeuuurrrggghh" It's really bad Does that mean Takahashi is a little weird? - Yes, your sense of taste is weird We also got this information from previous investigation There's something that you really like, isn't it Kojima? What is it? Kojima's real favorite food is ... Open These are black ants Didn't you use to eat black ants? It wasn't black ants black something isn't there a flower which you can suck its nectar? when I suck it, I accidentally eat an ant that's what I mean by eating an ant Just like Ali Somelier (arisomerie) who can taste the difference is it sweet or is it sour (TL Note: I just guest that arisomerie = Ali Somelier. If that's the case, this is just wordplay, "ari" is "ant" in Japanese, and "Ali" pronounced "ari" by Japanese) Nah, it's too much for me We received special black ant donburi from "Kappou Yakihamaguri" Well Kojima, please eat all the ants [cried] can you do it? I'd like to try Well, here's Okada eating black ant donburi People who like sour thing probably like this Is it delicious? Yes Well, you're a direct person We still don't know if it's really delicious, how about we try it once again, Kashiwagi Here's Kashiwagi trying black ant donburi Take a good look, this is really an ant, you know I'm sorry to say this, but this is the worst thing since I join AKB How is it? Zoo on a rainy day Furthermore, we will expose the real strong points of these 4 members Let's see Tano's "dance" is written here, but the real one is Shimura Ken's impersonation and then, Takahashi, she wrote "singing" before but it's "Degawa Tetsuro's impersonation" and Iwata the real one is "impersonation of anything" and Kojima hers' also "kenkyuusei's impersonation" Wow, everyone is "impersonation" So you think you have that kind of funny strong point? This is it, singing and dancing are not that good. It's "impersonation" [impersonation > singing or dancing] Let's start this urgent impersonation competition but of course there's punishment for the worst impersonation, which is There's this old man who will be your playmate uncle Hi, I'm coach Koide [coach Koide AKA Ijiri Okada] Q-chan [It's appeared] good running want to go to the Olympics with me? Who's going to play with coach Koide? This is Shimura Ken's impersonation by Tano Yuka I'm Shimura Ken, aiiiiin!!!! [It's good] It's good The hurdle is high already it's gonna be hard for #2 #3 contestant This is impersonation of Aigasa Moe on kenkyuusei's theater This is Aigasa Moe's impersonation by Kojima Mako Hello, I'm 13rd gen kenkyuusei, Aigasa Moe, thank you, thank you Are you making fun of her [she's you senior] Nishino Miki taught me that So you can do the same impersonation? Yes This is Nishino's impersonation of Aigasa Moe Hello, I'm 13rd gen kenkyuusei, Aigasa Moe, thank you, thank you Ah, this is better I know it, but it has evil intention Did you do it like that? Yes I want to see it Can you make it like, you got caught by the real person So this is how the real person do it Hello, I'm 13rd gen kenkyuusei, Aigasa Moe, thank you, thank you [The real person appears] The real person appears Hello, I'm 13rd gen kenkyuusei, Aigasa Moe, thank you, thank you [As expected, the original] You too Kojima [Forming colaboration] Next, Takahashi This is impersonation of Degawa when he's being told that there's kodomo dragon nearby This must be interesting [Expectation level is high] "Mr. Degawa, there's kodomo dragon coming at you" "Where? It's big. Oh crap, oh crap" [Higher than expectation] Looks like she has ability to make short skit can you make another one? When I think about komodo dragon, Aigasa Moe comes into mind "Mr. Degawa? There's probably komodo dragon nearby?" "Where? Is it? Oh crap, oh crap" "Hello, I'm 13rd gen kenkyuusei, Aigasa Moe, thank you, thank you" "It's Aigasa Moe, you idiot" It's good [It's good] Iwata, you wrote you can mimic anything You can do anything? I can mimic anything If it's gorila, how does it walk? This is how Iwata mimic gorila Ah, banana It talks [It talks] somehow, the gorila can talk That's it But you wrote that you can mimic anything The one thing I want you to never forget is you're an Idol [self-awareness of being an idol] Apparently I often forget it Let's see the result and who got the punishment game So, Kashiwagi, please tell us who did the most boring impersonation It's Iwata Karen Of course it is Iwata, I want you to play with Ijiri What kind of fun play Iwata and coach Koide have, wait until the last half of this episode and, after this, we show you some famous scenes from Akimoto Sayaka who graduates this month this is a special segment as commemoration of Akimoto Sayaka, who graduates August 28th these are her famous AKBINGO scene first, from 5 years ago, stopping Kuro-chan's ass in "ass-meets-chicken race" segment Akimoto showed us her guts somehow she catched it with her forehead I don't want people to think because I'm an idol, I don't have any guts but, this brave girl finally reached her limit and there was interesting thing happened during face wrap battle This is Hentai Kamen (TL Note: comic character) She was called Hentai Kamen she's also known for being extraordinary on sport the one that surprised everyone is long jump battle one by one, other members got eliminated with that jump, she passed 120cm bar she also received "high jump queen" title furthermore, she got some killer dance move in Danso Contest, she became Michael Jackson (TL Note: you can say danso is a term for woman dressed in man) The most shocking thing is on the first half part (TL Note: as in when she dance) but, when we talk about Akimoto's weakness private clothes fashion show My judgement is "ugly" There's no need for feeling down like that, you know That's because this is my best clothes [Her best clothes is ugly] She aimed to revenge it on 2nd time Unfortunately, ... Ah, it's "a little" Yes, I'm improved (TL Note: from "ugly" to "a little ugly") [That's not a compliment] At the 3rd time, autumn 2013, she aimed to fix it again It's decided, "ugly" [regular ugly] 40 years old woman who doesn't know how to do her best After this, there's also important characteristic with that characteristic, she managed to enlive the studio let's see 2009 Lucky Girl Ranking based on palmistry The one who shines as the 1st place is Shinoda Mariko Akimoto Sayaka who became the last place [Wailing] You're at the last place Please do an aftercare for me [sincere request] Good night, AKBINGO viewers I'm Akimoto Sayaka there's a lot happened to me on AKBINGO that made me continue to grow hereafter, just like AKB48 I'm going to do my best as Akimoto Sayaka thank you AKBINGO also never forget to support Akimoto Sayaka After this, because of something that this old man - Koide - did, Iwata cries out loud This is what we've been waiting for, fun play with coach Koide Do you know what this is? Pocky It's pocky right? I'm definitely not gonna do that [famous performance] If you're not gonna start eating it, ... [this is also famous performance] It's become shorter you know, quick! Please wait, I'm still, ... Have you done it? I never had first kiss before How old are you? 15 Oi, what does this mean? [Is that too young?] I didn't know that I told you, please send her profile first to HoriPro (TL Note: his agency is HoriPro) [we are sorry] i wonder if there's an adult here Is she too young? She is Kashiwagi How old are you again? 22 years old There's an adult here I'm sorry Kashiwagi We put our trust in you Kashiwagi Let's drink It's close [It's close, isn't it?] It was a good drink It's drained already I'm going to apologize later