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And why not? Business is booming! Half the country wears Springfield galoshes And say hello to the state's first aquacar factory Keep'em coming, boys! The city's even in the celebrity business Everyone knows Professor Rubbermouth hails from Springfield Everybody's chipping in Even this fella has Springfield's can-do spirit So watch out, Utica Springfield is a city on the... Grow The way people act around here You'd think the streets were paved with gold They are Got any spare change, man? Yes! And you ain't getting it! Everybody wants something for nothing Gimme gimme gimme! Hey, there's something you don't see in a toilet every day Anybody lose their glasses? Last chance The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side That's a right triangle, you idiot! Thank you so much for visiting our plant, Dr. Kissinger It was fun We'll let you know if your glasses turn up Yeah, well, I'm sure I left them in the car No one must know I dropped them in the toilet Not I, the man who drafted the Paris Peace Accord Sir, bad news from accounting The economy's hit us pretty hard Tough times, eh? I've lived through twelve recessions Eight panics And five years of McKinley-nomics I'll survive this Even so, sir We could stand to lay off a few employees Very well Lay off him, him, him, him Better keep the egghead Just might come in handy Dad, you shouldn't wear glasses That weren't prescribed for you Lisa, just because you're ten feet tall doesn't mean you can tell me what to do I'm bored, give me those And finally, Henry Kissinger was hospitalized today after walking into a wall Now over to Kent Rockman with some grim economic news Scott, things aren't as happy as they used to be down here at the unemployment office Joblessness is no longer just for philosophy majors Useful people are starting to feel the pinch I haven't been able to find a job in six years Huh? And what training do you have? Five years of modern dance And six years of tap The economic slump began last spring When the government closed Fort Springfield Devastating the city's liquor and prostitution industries Now at the risk of being unpopular This reporter places the blame for all of this Squarely on you, the viewers I propose that I use what's left of the town treasury To move to a more prosperous town And run for mayor And the one selected I will send for the rest of you No! Excuse me, Mr. Mayor The chair recognizes the little chick With a gleam of hope in her eyes This piggy bank contains fifteen dollars I saved for my allowance It isn't much, but I would like to help Or just what I need to tip the sky caps I'll tell you what made this town great Good old-fashioned gumption There's nothing here a little elbow grease won't fix So let's roll up our sleeves and People, people Let's be a little more realistic Now I hesitate to bring this up But a number of cities have rejuvenated their economies With legalized gambling There is an added bonus Some of the revenue can go to help Our underfunded public schools Well, I like the part about the gambling What do you think, Reverend? Once something has been approved by the government It's no longer immoral By building a casino I could tighten my stranglehold on this dismal town Well now, are there any objections? Actually, I think it might really help our economy Very well then Instead of fleeing this town I'll stay here and grow fat off kickbacks and slush funds This could be a whole new beginning for Springfield And you know what the best part is? We've really done something for the children We're thrilled you've decided to build your casino on our waterfront I'll never forget my carefree boyhood days on this old boardwalk Who are you? Master Burns I mean, carry on Never meet anyone What was I laughing at now? Oh yes, that crippled Irishman The designers are here with some prototypes for your casino Gentlemen, I give you Britannia Gambling with all the glitz and glamour of the British Isles And best of all The waitresses and showgirls are all real Brits Fresh from the streets of Sussex, they are Freshen your drink, Governor Get out OK, all right, wait Now dig this, man Get out Wow Let me just get my head together Now I'll need three ships and fifty stout men We'll sail round the horn and return with spices and silk The likes of which ye have never seen We're building a casino Can you give me five minutes? Idiots I'll design it myself I know what people like It's got to have sex appeal and a catchy name I'm having a geography pageant in school And I don't know which state to go as In honor of legalized gambling Why not go as a state of Nevada? No, that'll make my butt look big Then how about going as Florida? You enjoy orange juice? Old people like you? Dad, what do you think? Shh I'm trying to teach the baby to gamble Why? I got a job at Burns' Casino As you know, it's been my lifelong dream To become a blackjack dealer Your lifelong dream was to be a contestant on The Gong Show And you did it in 1977, remember? We got more gongs than the breakdancing robot That caught on fire Boxer Jerry Cooney Welcome to Mr. Burns' Casino If there's anything I can do To make your visit more enjoyable Please, just let me know Yeah, great, see ya Uh, don't forget to apply for our VIP Platinum Club For special discounts on Hey, they said bug off Uh, let's see 18, 27, 35 Dealer bus Looks like you all win again Yee-haw Homer, I want you to have my lucky hat I wore it the day Kennedy was shot And it always brings me good luck Why, thanks, Senator Looks like my shift is over Uh-oh Come on, lucky seven Papa needs a new pair of pants I want some of that sweet, sweet do-re-mi Fat city, here I come Please throw the dice now, please now Don't rush me, I have arthritis Will the gentleman please roll the dice All right, all right, smart guy Oh, for crying out loud, I dropped one Oh, now it's in my shoe Ow, ow, ooh, ow, ooh, ow A round of applause, please, for Anastasia She loves show business So much nicer than the savagery of the jungle, yeah Hey, tiger, wake up Woo-hoo, jackpot Wait a minute, are you over 21? Are you? I'm not authorized to answer that By the way, your martinis suck Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do? Start your own casino? In your treehouse? And get all your little friends to come? I'd like to see that Oh, yeah, welcome Have a lucky day Mm-hmm Oh, yeah, welcome Well, he certainly showed me Hi, homie Hey, Marge After your big tantrum against legalized gambling I bet it feels pretty weird to be in a casino I was for the casino Strike three, Marge I remember that meeting And I have a photographic memory Legalized gambling is a bad idea You can build a casino over my dead body Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah For you, it's a present Yellow And then I said to the president Get this Marge, Marge I wonder if they have a lost and found Oh, what the hay Hey, good to see you Tell your friends, looking lucky Hey, what's happening? Love the jacket Behold the box of mystery The cat goes in Right here 21 Do that card counting thing again Come on, do it again Definitely have to leave the table No, please, please, please, please, please Gotta watch Wagner Leave the table Yeah, leave the table No Sorry, you haven't slept Since the casino opened five days ago I've discovered the perfect business People swarm in Empty their pockets and scuttle off Nothing can stop me now Except microscopic germs But we won't let that happen, will we, Smithers? No, sir A baby on the table That's good luck Snake eyes, sorry Gars, it must be exciting to live in the casino Yeah, you know, we're having a party tonight Bart, you gotta watch out Your little boy Bart could have been eaten by that pony Oh, my God, Barney, thank you I would never have forgiven myself Now, you stay put, young lady Man, that's classic compulsive behavior Wow, free beer Buddy, those are my quarters Hey, this guy's paying off I don't want to hit a sore spot But can we talk about herpes? Herpes, herpes, Boberpes Banana, Fanta, Foferpes Herpes Hey, that's not on Gorbachev's head Herpes, trust me Anybody here have herpes? Huh? Huh? You people are the worst audience I've ever seen Well, you're the worst comedian we've ever seen Oh, great Well, we'll just sit here silently for the next 90 minutes Fine with us They're all covered with filthy germs, aren't they, Smithers? Why, what do you mean, sir? Marge, you waited for me Okay, Marge, let's go I'll catch up to you Marge, I'm taking the car I'll walk This late to the bad neighborhood? Yeah Marge Go home, you're bad luck Wait, I see what's happening here You're just mad because everyone in this town loves gambling except for you Well, that's just sad What? Excuse me, ma'am, don't you think you've gambled enough? No Okay, we're required by law to ask every 75 hours Get her another free drink Do you get the feeling this family is disintegrating? I mean, we haven't had a meal with Mom all week And she hasn't even started my costume for the geography pageant Hut down, sister I gotta book a new actor tonight Turns out that Liza Minnelli impersonator was really Liza Minnelli There's nothing to eat for breakfast You gotta improvise, Lisa Cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust Maybe Mom just doesn't realize we missed her We could go down to the casino and let her know Come on, Lisa, there's no reason to... Marge, we need to talk You're spending too much time at the casino And I think you may have a problem I won $60 last night Problem solved Smithies, I've designed a new plane I call it the Spruce Moose And it will carry 200 passengers from New York's Idlewild Airport To the Belgian Congo in 17 minutes That's quite a nice model, sir Model? Mom! Marge! Lisa! What's up? I just had a bad dream Oh, dear You just lie down and tell me all about it Well, I know it's absurd But I dreamed the boogeyman was after me And he's... Boogeyman! You nail the window shut! I'll get the gun! Marge, I don't want to alarm you But there may be a boogeyman or boogeyman in the house What happened here? Oh, nothing, Marge Just a little incident involving the boogeyman Of course, none of this would have happened If you had been here to keep me from acting stupid Oh, I'm sorry I have been spending too much time at the casino I'll be around more from now on Does this mean you'll help me with my costume? Oh, sure, honey I promise Thanks, Mom Oh, just like on TV Hi, you from the casino? I'm from a casino Good enough, let's go I'm afraid Robert Golay hasn't arrived yet, sir Very well Begin the thawing of gym neighbors Are you sure this is the casino? I think I should call my manager Your manager says for you to shut up Vera said that? Dad, Mom said she'd be home to help me with my costume And she's not And the geography pageant is tonight Lisa, your mom still loves you It's just that she has a career now She's a slot jockey But, Dad, if I don't show up in a rubber suit Shaped like the state of Florida I'll be the laughingstock of the whole school It's always something, isn't it? First, I have to drive your pregnant mother to the hospital So she can give birth to you And now this Dad! Oh, yeah, the costume Hello, Florida I'm not a state I'm a monster No, Lisa The only monster here is the gambling monster That has enslaved your mother I call him Gambler And it's time to snatch your mother From his neon claws Mark, where are you? Damn this casino! Double stars, everybody wins Seven, lucky seven Can't talk now Smithers I don't want that unpredictable lunatic Working in my casino Fine, we'll transfer him to the nuclear plant, sir Oh, my beloved plant How I miss her To hell with this Get my razor, draw a bath And get these Kleenex boxes off my feet Certainly, sir And, uh, the jars of urine Oh, we'll hang on to those Now, to the plant We'll take the spruce moose Hop in But, sir I said, hop in You're gonna run again for an hour Homer, what is it? Slow down You're gonna burn around an hour Think before you say each word You broke a promise to your child What? You promised Lisa to help her with her costume You made her cry Then I cried Then Maggie laughed She's such a little trooper Lisa's costume Homer, I didn't realize I'm so sorry Mark, I want you to admit You have a gambling problem You know, you're right, Homer Maybe I should get some professional help No, no, that's too expensive Just don't do it anymore Jingle bells, Batman smells Robin laid an egg Batmobile lost its wheel The Joker got away Hey, thank you, thank you very much Ow Oh, I'm sorry, kid And special awards go to the two students Who obviously had no help from their parents Lisa Simpson and Ralph Wiggum Hi, Mike Yes, of course you are You know, Mark For the first time in our marriage I can finally look down my nose at you You have a gambling problem That's true Will you forgive me? Oh, sure Remember when I got caught Stealing all those watches from Sears? Well, that's nothing Because you have a gambling problem And remember when I let that escaped lunatic In the house Because he was dressed like Santa Claus? Well, you have a gambling problem Homer, when you forgive someone You can't throw it back at them like that Oh, what a gem Remember when I... Homer Oh, yeah, I forgot already