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我猜我們必須賣掉奶奶的國防禮券 媽媽 妳確定妳要賣掉家庭的房子 以支付汽車費用嗎? 妳的奶奶會怎麼說呢? 我肯定她會很驕傲 因為她的子孫有熱水瓶 還有很多溫暖的內褲 那是真的 這些選舉按鈕全都是反對派的 妳們有什麼正面的嗎? 祝贏的人好 讓我們有一個乾淨的選舉 那種東西 不 但是我們有些舊的衣服按鈕 它們還蠻有趣和有趣的 Missy 妳剛才說得太過分了 Hey Lise 看看 Pogostilts 它們被禁止在50個國家 救命啊 發生什麼事了? 哇 一個真正的機械人 從電影裡的Clank Clank 你死定了 噢 想像一下 Midget在裡面會有多糟糕 噢 噗噗 這就是他們被付錢的 噢 哈根達斯 看看 這是一個由Jackie Ho擁有的電視導遊 噢 你應該看Crossword Puzzle 她以為Mindy住在Marc那裡 給她一會兒休息 她的丈夫被殺了 我知道 真可怕 嗨 我是John 我可以幫你什麼嗎? 是的 我有些東西想要賣 請告訴我 是你的頭髮 不 這是我祖母給我的一封信 是一件古老的古老的文件 請不要認為我們擁有它 是一種侮辱 嗯 來看看 這是一瓶1970年代早期的Johnny Red 是一位J&R威士忌的啤酒男 兩本綠色標籤 如果我沒記錯 噢 不 噢 不 不 不 這是一件非常非常古老的文件 不 這是一瓶啤酒 看 噢 這樣會讓你喝醉 嗯 我猜這將永遠是祖母的祕密啤酒問題的紀念品 好吧 也許這東西是一堆垃圾 但你看你賣的東西 50塊錢一件玩偶 這不值錢嗎? 噢 但這是Rex Mars Atomic Discombobulator 你不喜歡這盒子的畫面嗎? 不 你怎麼會喜歡這盒子 玩偶 畫面 你已經長大了 這是CAMP The Tragically Ludicrous? The Ludicrously Tragic? 噢 是的 就像一隻蜘蛛死亡 有一點 但我指的是像是複製裝置 或是晚餐的電視櫃 甚至是這件球衣 你相信有人願意購買這件東西嗎? 那種東西值錢嗎? 小子你好 你應該來我們店 這裡充滿了價值不值的垃圾 如果你邀請我來 我實際上堅持 我們來吃午餐吧 午餐時間 我的心在跳 Pimento Nose And Voila Mommy's Patented Happy Cracker Snack Platter 叮噹 經典 我意思是這句話很合理 噢 天啊 你不是在開玩笑吧 我真的喜歡 我認識你嗎? 噢 顏色圖案和蝸牛耳朵 And the 2.3 children I mean where's the high C High C in Fluffernutters 噢 And pearls on a little girl It's a fairy tale 噢 I've got the exact same curtains only in my bathroom Didn't you just die when you found these? Not really They just had corn on them Kitchen Corn 噢 Why you little Dad Company Oh I'll just be another minute John Have a seat So do those records have camp value? Everything here does You yourself are worth a bundle Homer I could wrap a bow around you And slap on a price tag Come on Homer Join the party Mom John is itchy and scratchy as much as we do Yeah and he collects toy robots He is quite a charmer Your father is certainly taking a shine to him Oh Homer you are the living end That John is the greatest guy in the world We gotta have him and his wife over for drinks sometime I don't think he's married Homer Oh Swinging bachelor eh Well there's lots of Foxy ladies out there Homer Didn't John seem a little Festive to you Couldn't agree more Happy as a clam He prefers the company of men Who doesn't Homer Listen carefully John is a Homo Right Sexual Oh my god I dance with a gay Marge Lisa promise me You won't tell anyone Promise me You're being ridiculous Am I Marge Am I Think of the property value Now we can never say Only straight people Have been in this house I'm very sorry you feel that way Because John invited us All out for a drive today And we're going Oh Not me And not because John's gay But because he's a sneak He should at least have the good taste To mince around And let everyone know That he's that way What on earth Are you talking about You know me Marge I like my beer cold My TV loud And my homosexuals Flaming Homer at least come out And say hello No Come on You like John this morning No I'm not setting foot Outside this house Until that man is gone Dad you are the living end Hey where'd that Cool creepy Santa come from Japan Except over there They call him annual gift man And he lives on the moon And that's where Kent Brockman was caught cheating In the Springfield Marathon And there's where Lupe Velez bought the toilet She drowned in That was a killer tour man I never realized How many celebrities Humiliated themselves Right in our own backyard This is a sordid little burg isn't it Makes me sick In a wonderful wonderful way John Waylon I'd like you to meet the Simpsons I know the Simpsons So this is your sick mother Don't do this to me Waylon How'd it go Tell me everything that happened He didn't give you gay did he Did he Geez Louise You don't even know What you're worried about anymore John's a witty urbane person Oh and I'm not Hey dad look what I got Zap zap zap zap Bart where'd you get that shirt I don't know It came out of the closet I hope you all saved room Because I made your favorite dessert Store bought snack cakes Both kinds No no Homie I can hear you Chewing on your pillow What's wrong Bart The boy was wearing a Hawaiian shirt So There's only two kinds of guys Who wear those shirts Gay guys and big fat party animals And Bart doesn't look like A big fat party animal to me So if you wore a Hawaiian shirt It wouldn't be gay Right Thank you I hope you realize This is all your fault I mean do you have to be So effeminate around a boy Homer I don't think There's a problem with Bart But if there is It's probably because You're not spending any time with him Good night Alright boy come on Today we're gonna And Helen Lovejoy Sure she looks blonde But I've heard cuffs and collar Don't match if you get my drift I don't But I love hearing it You I should have known Good morning sunshine Homer John brought us cactus candy Look John You seem like a perfectly nice guy and all Just stay the hell away from my family Well now you don't get any candy No that's cruel Take a teensy piece No Homer what have you got against gays You know it's not usual If there was a law It would be against it Homer please You're embarrassing yourself No I'm not Marge They're embarrassing me They're embarrassing America They turned the Navy into a floating joke They ruined all our best names Like Bruce and Lance and Julian Those were the toughest names we had Now they're just You Queer Yeah and that's another thing I resent you people using that word That's our word for making fun of you We need it Well I'm taking back our word And I'm taking back my son Don't worry boy We're gonna set you straight By tomorrow morning You'll be a regular Burt Reynolds What are you talking about Homer Where are we going Just a couple of good old fashioned Manly places Father and son You're leaving the arm there too long You wanna make it worse No no you'll know you're onto him Quick shake his hand Just remember son Whatever happens I'll always love you Yes yes It's a father A father Regular father What am I supposed to do here Nothing just sit I'll be back Well it's been two hours How do you feel I don't know I kinda want a cigarette That's a good start Let's get you a pack What's your brand Anything slim Okay that didn't work But I know something that will Burt I want you to shake hands with What's your name fella Roscoe Roscoe here runs this mill He's gonna show us around And let you get a first hand look At real all American Joes Doing what they do best Why the hell would I wanna see that You'll thank me on your wedding night Hey listen up I want all of you to say Hello to the Simpsons Hello Is the whole world gone insane Stand still There's a spark in your hair Get it get it Hot stuff coming through Dad why did you bring me To a gay steel mill I don't know This is a nightmare You're all sick Oh be nice Oh my son doesn't stand a chance The whole world's gone gay Oh my god what's happening now We work hard We play hard And the entire steel mill was gay Where you been Oma Entire steel industry's gay Yeah aerospace too And the railroads And you know what else Broadway I always thought Bart Would grow up to be just like us What happened It ain't no mystery The whole modern world's got a Swishifying effect on kids today And their MTV's And their diet sodas Ain't gonna set them straight neither You gotta do it yourself Oma You gotta do it fast But what would turn Bart into a man fast You have to think for me Well let's see now Time was you send a boy off to war Shooting a man fix him right up But there's not even any wars no more Thank you very much Warren Christopher Hey better yet Bart could shoot a deer That's like shooting a beautiful man Hey he's right Oma After the boy bags a deer All the diet sodas in the world Won't turn him back Then you just sit back And watch the grandkids roll in Hunting eh Stand aside Marge I'm taking the boy deer hunting He's going to grow up straight for once What You never went hunting before And you're perfectly straight Oh yeah How long since you've had a baby But dad it's barbaric How does killing a deer Make you more of a man It just does Name me one gay Indian Uh oh Something's gonna die Blood out Budinsky What would you know about hunting I know this much I wouldn't wear that hideous hat Here take this one It was worn by Yale Summers in Daktari Hang on to it toy boy You might need it When it starts raining naked ladies You're gonna be a man Bart You guys gonna teach me to drive Oh yeah Let the twinkle toes drive Betsy right No boy You can't drive You're only ten You're going hunting You ever been hunting before there Barty Nope Something about a bunch of guys Alone together in the woods Seems kinda gay That is a very immature attitude young man Remember guys The truck only holds six carcasses So don't shoot nothing for trophy bucks huh We should have just stayed at the bar And shot some rats Hey those ain't your rats Bart Uh Homer you ready to call it quits But wait a minute Bart's not fixed yet He hasn't even Homer Don't take it so hard Homer You still got that other kid Lisa Let's take her out hunting tomorrow Make her into a man She'd never go She's a vegetarian Oh geez Homer geez You and Marge ain't cousins are you No This whole thing is my fault I've been a lousy dad Cheer up Homer Christmas is coming early this year Did he say where they were going No They were just going to find a deer And make Bart shoot it Deer Not around here They all migrated north From the state park Converted to astroturf But if there's no deer out there Then what are they hunting The only thing around here That's even close to deer is Hey boy wake up Your old man found some deer You did Wait man those are reindeer Yeah and it's your shot son I'm not going to shoot a reindeer in a pan Come on Bart Be a sport and kill Blitzen okay Dad Oh criminy Here come the waterworks Bart I'm going to turn my back And when I turn around I want to see a whole pile Of dead reindeer And away son You made your old man proud I didn't do anything Hey they're going nuts Like in those nature films Must be mating season Me too son There comes a time In every father's life When he must Dad are you hurt Just my bones and organs What's this Bart look it's Santa Claus Wow it's Santa all right And he is kicking ass It's a miracle No ultra suede is a miracle This is just good timing Oh man I'm so glad you're safe You feel softer than before I've been tenderized How did you know that thing would work Well the sound is just brutal And I figured reindeer Would naturally be afraid Of their cold The cruel master Santa Claus I mean wouldn't you be Is it okay to come out now Mr. Gay man Sir I'll do anything you say Anything We were saved by a sissy Yeah yeah we'll never let it down Oh boy It looks like it's suicide again for me Hey we owe this guy And I don't want you calling him a sissy This guy's a fruit And a Wait wait wait Queer queer queer That's what you like to be called right Well that or John This is about as tolerant as dad gets So you should be flattered Great Well Homer I won your respect And all I had to do was save your life Now if every gay man Could just do the same You'd be set Amen to that You know Bart Maybe it's just the concussion talking But anyway you choose to live your life If it's okay with me He thinks you're gay He thinks I'm gay Everybody over there The crowd is live and the food is good Party people in the house Move