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神祕奧祕 理解宇宙的神祕奧祕 我餓死了 媽,我們去基督教餐廳吧,我們可以買香煙和烏鴉 不,沒有人要去基督教餐廳 三個孩子就夠了,謝謝 等一會兒,兒子,我帶你去吃我們的傳統的星期天午餐 笨蛋 晚安,March 午餐來了 我每個星期天都覺得很罪惡,從來沒有買東西 我們遵守規則 如果有牙齒,就免費 啊,這就是我喜歡的餐點 醬油,香煙,芥末,烤烘烤 包含了自己的食材 Gavin,寶貝,幫媽媽挑一個麵包 要不要吃豆腐? 豆腐很臭,我討厭這個餐廳 但是,寶貝,媽媽 我也討厭你,我想住在我爸爸那裡 所以你說這個產品被稱為Fudge? 是的,就像上個星期 你快要發瘋了,我去其他地方做生意 Jerry Garcia Honey Bono Desmond Tutti Frutti Lisa,幫爸爸找一些正常口味 Candy Warhol Xavier Nugent 不,沒什麼正常口味的 什麼東西在背後? 快點,我的手在冷 我的天啊,Homer,把她趕出去 Sherbert Hoover 我們必須回到一個溫暖的椅子和冷的壓縮器 哇 你需要8美元 8美元乘以5美元,我看看 一公斤有多少錢? 這很難得 好的 嚇死我了 我告訴你,我是個金融天才 我買一個8美元的Lobster 塗上80美元的Lobster,然後吃著 Lobster需要鹽水 I'm way ahead of you Can I have the fish? I'm still fine tuning Perfect You don't sound so good Better get you some cold medicine No problem, I picked them up at the store Promi, you made breakfast Nothing too good for my one and only Eat, eat, you're nothing but skin and bones How are you feeling, sweetie? Much better Oh my, you're burning up I'm going to tell the school you're staying home I'm afraid I can't allow that Lisa Bob, don't wait, we can make a deal You don't have anything I want The ocean abounds with fearsome creatures But none attacks its prey with more fury than the seaweed shark The struggle is soon over You shouldn't be watching the Learning Channel You need to take it easy But I'm hardly learning at all Why don't you play with one of Bart's video games instead Q-Down says they're the latest craze Foolish dingo You must find and devour the seven crystal babies Or spend eternity trapped in deep didgeridoo I am so scared All right, I guess we're supposed to go through this stupid door Hmm, I wonder what's in this glowing barrel What? Nunchucks, those aren't even Australian All right, so I'm dead now Fine, I'm out of here I'm sick of this stupid game anyway Yes, I am just four power wands away from an anti-gravity lozenge Hope I don't run into that weird little troll Hi, Lisa Oh, pause, pause I brought your homework We have to read this The Wind in the Willows? It's about a toad and a badger and a mole I draw it on mine Is this my house? No, you live in a different house Choo-choo, choo-choo, woo-woo I shall rule the down-under-verse We'll see about that, Mike Okay, together we weigh 300 pounds According to my driver's license, I weigh 140 pounds That means that you weigh, oh, 160 pounds Oh, you're doing great No, no Yes, that's it, bye, bye, bye Lisa Oh, sweetie, you look so much better Ready to go back to school? I don't know I mean, I could risk it, but... No, no, you just stay put Wow, you didn't even feel her forehead How do I get that kind of credibility? With eight years of scrupulous honesty Meh, it's not worth it Oh, I really need one more day, Mom I think the germs are regrouping Now, for breakfast, I'll have hash browns, coffee, and a short stack And would it kill you to heat up the syrup? And the other kids That's a risk I'm willing to take So long Welcome back, Lisa I trust you got the homework I assigned The wind in the willows? Oh, yeah, Ralph brought it over Perfect Then I won't need to excuse you from the test Oh, test? Game over, mate All right, you can bluff your way through one test Mr. Toad has a red light Okay, skip that one Mr. Blank needs a blank In order to blank his blank Oh, I am in deep blank And the lowest grade in the class She's gonna say my name Lisa Simpson, zero Lisa The president of Harvard would like a word with you Nasty business, that zero Naturally, Harvard's doors are now closed to you But I'll pass your file along to... Brown Heck of a school Weren't you at Brown, Otto? Yep, almost got tenure, too No, not Brown You've been Brown an awful lot Are you okay? Well, actually, I do feel a little feverish Ah, don't worry about the test Just get yourself a nice drink of water Then come back and finish the test I need a miracle Come on, you owe me What's up, sis? Bart, shouldn't you be in class? I am It's a little something I whipped up at shop Mostly latex What are you doing out here? We've got a test And I didn't read the book I'll get a zero for sure, Bart What do I do? Well, if it was me, I'd just take the zero But that's not for everyone There's one other possibility Hey, I can't go in there Relax, there's nothing here you didn't see When Dad boycotted pants Hang on, I'll buzz you in Buzz! Teacher and subject Ms. Hoover, wind in the willows Here we go Oh my god, these are the answers to the test I don't want to cheat Hey, hey, these are study aids They're for novelty purposes only If a few bad apples use them for cheating I can't be held responsible Forget it, I'd rather get a zero Good for you, lass I got me a zero once And my life turned out just fine Wow, that's a nasty clog You've got yourself a partner, have you? Keep the change Come here, you slippery rascals Good news, my delicious friend You're going to be a free-range lobster Come on, boy, dig in I'll give you a big, strong thorax Why, you little... Oh, look at him, coward Just like the boy I can't stay mad at such a helpless little mammal I'm going to get you for that, you little damn... Here, take that, pinchy I graded this morning's test over lunch And most of you did quite well I got a B No, Ralph, that's an F I must have spilled some Kahlua Perfect, Lisa And you got all the extra credit questions Even the one that got cut off by the copy machine Well, I guess I was just on a roll Don't be so modest, Lisa You earned that A++++ Actually, there are four pluses No, that's Stramboui Oh, so plump and juicy He's going to boil up nicely Well, I guess this is it, old pal This is your big day Water's boiling Quick, chuck him in Come on, chuck him in Okay Let's go In the pot, in the pot But Marge, look at that guy He looks like an ordinary cow Son of a... Feel that, Marge? He likes you And now for the main course Steamed Maine cabbages Pardon me for asking But where the hell's my stupid lobster? We're not eating, Mr. Pinky He's part of the family now Pinky, I made you some risotto What? You gotta be kidding me What's your problem, Peggy? You don't even eat lobster No, but I enjoy the smell Well, lobster or no lobster This is still a very special dinner Lisa broke her own record By two whole pluses Mom, where did you get that? Oh, it just turned up In the course of my daily rummaging By the way, I oiled the hinge on your diary Mr. Pinky, aren't you proud of your big sister? I am sick of everyone being so proud of me That's my girl Oh, cheer up, please She got a good grade Without even reading the book That's win-win Can't you see the difference Between earning something honestly And getting it by fraud? I suppose maybe if... No, no, sorry I thought I had it there for a second Lisa, check it out Tomorrow's fraction quiz I'll give you the numerators free But the denominators are gonna cost you I don't want your dirty denominators Well, la-di-da, lady cheaterly Can I at least keep you in my Rolodex? No, I never cheated before And I never will again I almost wish I hadn't gotten away with it Lisa Simpson Report to the principal's office To discuss the results of yesterday's test We've never met I've just received some rather unusual news Regarding your unprecedented A++++ To be honest, I'm surprised and saddened No, not saddened What's the word? Ah, yes, delighted I'm delighted to report that your grade Brought the entire school's GPA Up to our state's minimum standard We now qualify for a basic assistance grant It's the greatest honor The school has ever received And it's all thanks to you Your devotion to scholarship Is a shining beacon to all Stop it! I cheated! Cheated, cheated, cheated, cheated, cheated! Lisa, what are you trying to say? I cheated! You cheated? Oh, lordy, lordy, lordy Why didn't Ms. Hoover tell me? She doesn't know You're the only one I've told Well, then one could make the argument That there really is no problem But what I did was wrong Oh, very much so But as long as we handle this In a mature and above all quiet manner We'll still get that grant money Well, you really scared me there But we can't accept that money It's tainted No, no, leave the money out of this It's not the money's fault you cheated Besides, I've already started spending it Check out the new scoreboard I'm still learning all the buttons Well, if you're gonna cover this up I'll just have to go over your head Just super Intended Drummer Skinner, I am outraged That you've kept this from me You were supposed to call As soon as the new scoreboard was in Tell me, does it play that song, Charge? No, does it ever You can't keep this scoreboard Because there's not gonna be any grant money Because I cheated Lisa, let's take a walk A little traveling music, Seymour Good Lord, what a dump It's not surprising This school was once classified The most dilapidated in all of Missouri That's why it was shut down And moved here brick by brick Look around, Lisa That grant money could do a lot of good Don't you think those youngsters Deserve a regulation tetherball? Ouch We can buy real periodic tables Instead of these promotional ones From Oscar Mayer Now, who can tell me The atomic weight of balonium? Oh, delicious Correct I would also accept Spectacular And for the first time ever Our computer lab Actually has a computer in it Hi, Lisa Hi, Super Nintendo Charmers Meow I'm learning Way to go, Ralph She's a beaut You can't beat a Coleco How many can I put you down for? A lot? Please say a lot I need this I don't know I'm not even sure we can keep this one It's up to Lisa What do you say, Lisa? Will you keep our little secret For the good of your classmates and your school? And let's not forget old Gil, huh? The wolf's at old Gil's door I guess I don't have much choice Oh, thank God Now, let's talk rustproofing These Colecos will rust up on you like that Shut up, Gil Close the deal, close the deal Relax, boy We're not gonna cook you Enjoy your day at the beach Oh, look Here's a little playmate for you Hey, you don't have to take that From no punk-ass crab What's wrong with you? It's not his fault he's a sissy Someone's been coddling him Don't look at me I want her to eat him Sorry, it's usually the mother You know, I run a small academy For lobsters like this one We stress tough love Daily chores and the like No, we're not sending the lobster away To some snobby boarding school Yeah, I understand It's hard to let go Tell me this, then Do you have any spare change? And now to present the grant money A legendary figure In educational disbursement State Comptroller Atkins Thank you I'm here tonight to honor the girl Whose unprecedented test score Has set a new standard in excellence Lisa I know this giant check Is very important to everyone here But what's even more important Is the truth Because after all Education is the search for truth No, no, it isn't Don't listen to her She's out of her mind And the truth is We don't deserve this grant And I don't deserve your applause I cheated on that test Wait, how dare you condemn this girl Who among you can honestly say You've never cheated On your wife or your husband What she just did took courage And where I come from, Canada Reward courage So I hereby decree That you keep the grant And let's give this brave girl The ovation she deserves Honey, I'm so proud of you You got the highest grade in the class But Mom The highest grade OK, Lisa's gone Places, people Man, acting is tough I'll be in my trailer Oh, good old predictable Lisa I knew her conscience Was a ticking time bomb Heads up Here comes the real comptroller This grant ensures A lightbulb in every classroom And a high-definition TV For the teacher's lounge Now, where's the little girl Who made this grant possible Where's Lisa Simpson Come on up here, Lisa Now, how about that Smart and modest Well, I should be going now These giant chicks Don't hand themselves out OK, people Let's have a round of applause For the real comptroller Idiots I know a liquor store Where we can cash this right now That's one grade I truly earned Who left these money claw prints On my clean floor Sorry, Marge Pinchy got all dirty In the yard chasing birds But don't worry I put him in a nice hot bath Hey, what smells so good Yeah Pinchy Man, that's good Man, the butter Are you gonna eat that All by yourself Pinchy would have wanted it this way My dear sweet Pinchy No more pain where you are now, boy Oh, God, that's tasty I wish Pinchy were here to enjoy this Pinchy