TMZ on TV - 10/27/26

Today on TMZ. OK, it is official. Jay-Z is the Super Bowl halftime performer. I wonder how that happened. He also makes the decision. They were throwing around names like Harry Styles and Justin Bieber, and they didn't want to do it. When you're in charge, to pick yourself is weird. But you choose yourself all the time. For the TMZ documentaries. I actually look for other people first. Harry Styles says no, and we're stuck with you. Tom Brady showed off one of the craziest watches I have ever seen. He has a $500,000 rainbow Rolex Daytona. Oh, a gay watch. No, not all rainbows are gay. He don't own the rainbow. It's a gay watch. Like, I don't wear rainbows because people would think I'm gay. Yeah, that's why. You might want to rethink those pants then. Jessica Simpson has brunette hair now. She's got rid of her long locks. No. You're taking this so personally. Yeah, I am. She is the blonde girl. She's a natural blonde. Wait, what is natural blonde to you guys? Someone whose hair is actually blonde without dyeing it. I can confidently say all four of us blondes, our natural color in China is blonde. We got Natalie McGuire out from Vanderpump Rules. She was at the Posse Haunted Halloween event. She's obviously like a bartender on the show. So then we asked her what kind of drink would she make for you? I feel like we'll just go Spicy Mark. It's so good. She's close. What happened to the good old days where it's like, oh, what can I get for you to drink? And you're like, surprise me. Nobody says surprise me. Girls say that. No, that's how you get roofied. You don't say surprise me. That's a lie. The artist that Jay-Z has selected to perform at halftime during Super Bowl 61 is... Allow me to reintroduce myself. My name is... Jay-Z. Yes, Jay-Z. It was announced yesterday during Monday Night Football that he's going to be the halftime performance show. Which is awesome. but also a bit weird, since he's the one who makes the decision. Is everybody cool with picking yourself? Yes. We're not talking about a scrub here. He's Jay-Z. I understand, but they make the decision. Have you ever seen where companies, like, will do a sweepstake, but they say people who work at the company cannot participate? Yeah. They do that for a reason. If I was in charge of the Emmys, and I picked us, that would be awful. It's the same principle. That's right, everyone. He thinks we're the Jay-Z of television. But it's not like Jay picked himself as soon as he took over. He's had the decision-making power for seven, eight years, something like that, and he hasn't done it. And this year, Jay did try to get other artists first. Also, we know that they were throwing around names like Harry Styles and Justin Bieber, and they didn't want to do it. So at a point, it's like, it's crunch time, like, might as well just do it myself. So they're the only game in town. Does any piece of you think he's undeserving? No, I don't think he's undeserving at all. I just think when you're in charge, to pick yourself is weird. It is super weird to pick yourself to be the star. Good evening, I'm Harvey Levin. I actually look for other people first. Unfortunately, Harry Styles and Justin Bieber said no. Can't wait to see you at halftime, Jay! For months I couldn't sleep. Just chirp, chirp, chirp. Taylor Swift was inducted into the Nashville Songwriters Hall of Fame. Brad Paisley, thank you so much for that, uh, that induction. I'm really surprised to see you here, actually, because we've been estranged. He introed her. They were on tour together in, like, 2007. He took a tour prank too far, filled my entire tour bus with live crickets, thousands of them. And she, like, could not sleep for months. They were, like, chirping crickets. Is that too far, crickets in a tour bus? No. Crickets are vectors of disease. Oh, God. Are they really? Yes. You know what? You did such an amazing job with that introduction. I think we can let bygones be bygones. Yeah, I think we're good now. Crickets are not considered a primary vector of disease. Of course not. Why? They looked up, is a cricket a vector of disease? And the answer was, no. Yes, it is. No. You can carry disease. Well, I don't carry any diseases. Can we not say it like that? Well, you could. Yeah. But if you had sex with somebody. It's a very big issue. I have a pretty humbling update to share with you guys. G and I are no longer together. Sad news. After four years, Chrishell Stause and G Flip have broken up. And like most Hollywood breakups, we're sure they just mutually decided to part ways. Sources tell us that G Flip was the one that ended the relationship. Welcome to Dump City. Kidding. It's super sad. And Chrishell shared her feelings in a heartfelt video. I feel like a little bit of a failure. Uh, there's nothing you could say about me that would be worse than what I say to myself But if Chrishell's really looking for a little comfort, look no further Because Oppenheim to the rescue Her ex, Jason Oppenheim, slid in her comments to talk I mean, wrote this long paragraph He said, please know you're very loved and I'm always there for you no matter what He's getting back in She was married to a guy Yeah Okay, so there was something there That doesn't mean she's forever with women. Has she declared herself hardcore lesbian? I don't think she's given herself that exact label, no. Actually, Chrishell is more demisexual. Demisexual? Like what, being attracted to me more? No, it means she's more attracted to someone's heart than someone's gender. In the end, don't look at it as a failure, Chrishell. You had four great years together. I will always love G, and I don't ever really see that changing. But thankfully, time heals all wounds. And if time doesn't do the trick, we know someone willing to step in and help with the scab. Hope you feel better soon, Michelle. Um, I just have to kind of heal and figure this out. Jessica Simpson has brunette hair now. Wow. She's got rid of her long locks. No. You're taking this so personally. Yeah. She she is the blonde girl. Has she ever been brunette? Yeah, 2007 She was brunette for a little while as well. She looks good. She looks like Alanis Morissette Yes, she looks like she's playing Janis Joplin in a biopic. Is it possible? She's never been a blonde. She's always dyed her hair No, she's blonde. She's blonde. She's a natural blonde. Wait, what is natural blonde to you guys? Someone whose hair is actually blonde without dyeing it Not anybody in the room Not you guys I can confidently say all our natural color in China is blonde. Will a blue wave make Trump go coo for Cocoa Puffs? According to Arizona Democratic Senator Mark Kelly. lame duck Donald Trump second time around. Yeah, I think we've got to be concerned. Girl, we in danger. We are concerned for Donald Trump's mental health come midterm elections. if the Democratic Party wins the midterms. Wait a minute, we're only concerned if that happens? I mean, when you read the tweet rant against Bill Maher, there's something going on up here. What? Doesn't every world leader hate tweets 1,300 words about a comedian? Anyway, Mark is concerned, because... This is the guy who, when he didn't win the election in 2020, and he wasn't happy about it and couldn't accept it, he sent a mob to attack Congress. You know, referencing the January 6th attack on Capitol Hill. We got that, yeah. We know what it's going to be if he loses. Rigged, stolen, rigged, rigged, rigged, stolen, collusion, witch hunt. It's the same crap he's been doing for a decade. Mark Kelly's a Democrat senator from Arizona, and this is what politicians do. They say things like this to frighten people. Trump is saying the same thing on this side. So he's going to be really mad. Okay, but how mad? Like on a scale of squeezing some therapy putty to... But he still has the nuclear football. He might be pissed, and he's not just going to go down quietly. Well, there are issues with this guy, but they should not be worried about that. Phew, because who would do that, right? Blow everyone up. Who cares? Okay, she definitely needs a lot of therapy putty, buddy. I am convinced that the one thing Trump legitimately says in private, nuclear war is something he wants to avoid at all costs with any nation. I hope so. But always nice to hear it. So thanks, Mark Kelly. i'm never going to be intimidated by him i would say you're a whiz in the bartending field, we got Natalie McGuire out from Vanderpump Rules, she was at Formosa in West Hollywood, she was there for the posse haunted Halloween event and we asked her, she's obviously like a bartender on the show so what is like the drink that you give to your enemy? Oh, I'd probably make them a spicy vesper Have you ever had that? Oh, Vesper is a martini. It's vodka, gin, and Lillet? It's so good, but it's so much. Somebody asked her, what kind of drink would she make for you? I feel like with spicy Mark. It's so good. She's close. Is that your drink? Tequila with a half of squeezed lime and a half of squeezed lemon, and ice, and then soda water for the top. Yeah. That's a good one. What happened to the good old days, where it's like, oh, what can I get for you to drink? And you're like, surprise me. Like, what happened to that? Nobody says surprise me. I always say that. Girl girls say that. No, that's how you get roofied. You don't say surprise me. Coming up. Giselle is not bothered. Her ex-husband is dating one of her former colleagues. Sources tell us she doesn't view it as a violation of girl code. If there's one place girl code doesn't exist, I think it's among models. Models don't care. They've all slept with Leo, so they've all broken up. Right. Exactly. Exactly. TMZ, online and on your phone 24-7. coming up Tom Brady showed off 500,000 dollar rainbow Rolex Daytona that is oh a gay watch no not all rainbows are gay be right back and now it's Gisele Bündchen in girl code, smurl code you can bang my ex-husband till the cows come home candy giselle is not bothered by the fact that her ex husband is dating one of her former colleagues and our sources tell us that she doesn't view it as a violation of girl code. So some girlfriend of hers went to Gisele and said, are you okay with it? And she said, yeah, I'm fine. Does that mean you believe it? I honestly don't think Gisele cares. I think she cares like crazy. Well, it's not like they're close friends, though they have been supportive of each other over the years, but still, Candace is clearly breaking Rule 27, Section 14, Paragraph 2 of Girl Code, which states you do not date a friend's ex. Although... If there's one place Girl Code doesn't exist, I think it's among models. Models don't care because they just think of themselves as being elevated above regular women. They've all slept with Leo, so they've all broken it. Ah, Leo, the great equalizer. Still, are we really to think this doesn't bother Giselle at all? I don't buy it. I don't buy it. You guys are also forgetting that when girls are done, we're literally done. Are you? That is the biggest lie. You guys are talking about a girl that has not had closure. That's when you have those thoughts. But Giselle, she's had her closure. She's moved on. So then Girl Code was never a thing, is what you're saying? Yes, it is. What a myth this is. Such a myth. What a myth. Oh, my God. So Girl Code is not real? Like a unicorn or Bigfoot or a happy marriage? Courtney, are you over any of your exes? Yes, but you can't date your friend's ex. You can't be like, oh, he was good in bed. Oh, yeah, I'm the one who taught him that move. You can't have that conversation like with your friends. Why? Why? It's very specific. She makes us prouder and prouder every day. Glad you're not bothered by Tom and Candace being together, Giselle. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Jiu-jitsu kick, jiu-jitsu kick. Tom Brady showed off one of the craziest watches I've ever seen at the Lions Packers game it was on Fox and he has a $500,000 rainbow Rolex Daytona that is Oh a gay watch! He has a lot of like rainbow watches which I'd... A rainbow watch is a gay watch! No! No! You don't own... No! Not all rainbows are gay! You don't own the rainbow! It's a gay watch! Some rainbows are in Wizard of Oz! Well that's... hold on that's not helping. Sorry! Oh, it's a little gay. It's a little gay. He has that one. He has an AP that's also encrusted in rainbow sapphires like that. Oh, yeah, that's a gay watch. Yeah. Too many colored stones on there. Like, I don't wear rainbow because people would think I'm gay. Yeah, that's why. You might want to rethink those pants then. And now, rolling in the dough. Sour Dough, starring Patrick Duffy. How are you? You guys look fantastic. That's Patrick Duffy and his wife, Carolyn, out in New York City. You probably know Patrick from one of his TV shows. So he was on Step by Step, Iconic Dad. He was on Dallas long before Step by Step. He was Bobby Ewing. Nobody watched Dallas. It was one of the biggest shows ever. Did you not hear of Who Shot J.R.? It's the second highest watched episode of a TV show in history. Well, it's the first most watched. It's not the Step by Step episode where Cody invents edible clothing. But Patrick has another project you may not know about. We have our take-and-bake sourdough breads. He has a sourdough business. What? He sells sourdough. Get out. It's called Duffy's Dough, and you can go buy it. We're in over 2,000 stores now across the country. And if you think this is a money grab, think again. 100% of the profits go to charity. So all the proceeds go to Fight Hunger. So they started the pandemic, like, from their garage in Colorado, just baking these, like, sourdough starter kits, and everyone couldn't get enough of the bread that they were, like, giving them. Oh, he's great. so you can eat a bunch of his bread and then work it off with his co-star Suzanne Somers' Thighmaster. Does he live on a ranch? I think they might. Oh, God, if I lived next door to him, I'd be the J.R. guy. J.R. got shot. Yeah, that's, I gotta rethink this. Maybe take things step by step. Thanks, Duffys. Can't wait to try your bread. I love it. I'll be grabbing that. Bye, guys! Holland Taylor, she is opening up about why she left Two and a Half Men back in the day. They never paid me very well on that show. I was paid on that show what I had made on a series like eight years before or something. And I got, you know, four Emmy nominations, and they never gave me a raise. Over all the time that she was on the show, they never gave her a raise, even though John Cryer's salary quadrupled. Well, she wasn't the star of the show, though. I mean, she wasn't asking for the same amount, but she was asking for a raise. That would be nice. I mean, four Emmy nominations might merit it. Just as a courtesy. Yeah. Like they would just out of consideration raise actors' salaries and they wouldn't even do that for her. That's ridiculous. Are you offended by the suggestion? It's to be considerate. It's to be a raise. I'm not going to give you a raise to be polite. No, she was saying, would you consider? I loved it a lot about that show, but they were not full of courtesies. Coming up. Sarah Blakely is the ultimate boy mom. She took her son, Charlie, to a bunch of tree houses. Oh, tree houses are so cool. They're having a huge renaissance. There's a big comeback in tree houses. Yeah, but the parents live in them now. That's the only house you can get. We're in tree houses in Kentucky. Sarah Blakely is the ultimate boy mom. I love her. She took her son, Charlie, to a bunch of tree houses in Kentucky. Oh, tree houses are so cool. They're having a huge renaissance. There's a big comeback in tree houses. Yeah, but the parents live in them now. That's the only house you can get. No, it's become a real thing that there are these elaborate tree houses. Yeah. So this whole this whole facility has like rock climbing. It's got zip lining. They go like kayaking with like see-through kayaks and look at fish. Oh, she's a great mom, huh? You know, that's our toilet. And all the way up there is our house. Tree houses. I saw a show on this. There are these really cool tree houses now. There's one that I stayed at in Atlanta. I had to book it a year and a half in advance. Was it worth it? It was, but I picked 4th of July and it was Atlanta and there's no A.C. in this thing and it was really humid and hot and there was mosquitoes everywhere. But how were the photos? The photos were iconic. Well, there you go. They literally were so wimpy. So cool. Coming up. TMZ Tours. We had Alexa Bliss and Ryan Cabrera. Alexa Bliss is a very famous WWE star, but she's also a singer now. Oh, I like this. We are continuing doing our special artist tours at TMZ Tours. We've made it. Hollywood Boulevard, TMZ bus tour. We had Alexa Bliss and Ryan Cabrera host this time around. Oh, it's so cool. This was awesome. So they're husband and wife. Alexa Bliss is also a very famous WWE star, but she's also a singer now. And she used this moment to debut her new song. Oh, oh, I like this. I mean to have Ryan Cabrera on is pretty cool He also hasn't sang in 18 years. So he's singing on our bus after 18 years We went to two awesome places. We went to Good Times like Davey Wayne's. Oh fun Amazing bar you like walk in it's like through a refrigerator It's like a speakeasy and we did a donut eating competition and then we ended at Yamashiro The most beautiful view in Hollywood and it's a sushi place. So we got like platters and on platters of sushi. We got free shots That's for 69 bucks? That's actually a pretty good deal. Pretty good deal. That's a really good deal. Harvey wrestling fans pay like $1,000 for one meet and greet with Alexa Bliss. And you're charging $70 to sit on a bus with her. You get to hear her sing on a shaky bus. It's not a shaky bus. The shock absorbers will f***ing kill us on this bus.