AKBINGO! Ep236 [English sub]

Next up is AKBINGO! Tonight's navigators are: Shimazaki Haruka and Iwata Karen. It's a little sudden but Paruru-san do you know what I like? I don't know~ You don't know? In fact, I love drawing. Eh~ Are you paying attention? In fact, I drew Paruru-san's portrait today. What is it? What is it? Ta dah~ Ah~ It's so so. Today, I want Paruru-san to draw my portrait. Eh? I don't want to~ Why not? -Please do it. -Why do you want that? So, great painter Paruru will draw Iwata's portrait. But before that. Tonight's AKBINGO; Muchaburi dodgeball which will make members scream. They will face fearful punishments. Well then, we present you Iwata's portrait by great painter Paruru. How is it? How is it? Does it look like me? None of them is agreeing. That can't be. More importantly, this is the first time we talk to each other, isn't it? Hold on. Well then... AKBINGO is starting. Translator: WA Mirakuru/Eytr | Timer: Curly Udon | Typeset: Key | QC: Zodiart88 This program is brought to you by our sponsors: Once you're out, you'll get muchaburi immediately Idols fight each other and risk their lives Muchaburi Dodgeball! Bow to each other! Well then, please explain the rules The rules are same as regular dodgeball The members who are out Will have to do scary muchaburi Okay, then... Back to the man who has a big face~ m 4 0 l 183 0 b 196 0 197 0 197 12 l 197 46 b 197 58 196 58 183 58 l 14 58 b 1 58 0 58 0 46 l 0 12 b 0 0 1 0 14 0 BIG FACE Man who has a big face? Who the heck is this person that you are saying that has a big face!? Well then, let's begin Are there any first timers here? Suzuran, is this your first time? It really is my first time This is really scary Really? Yuko, please say something as senior member We can even play dodgeball in this narrow studio m 4 0 l 183 0 b 196 0 197 0 197 12 l 197 46 b 197 58 196 58 183 58 l 14 58 b 1 58 0 58 0 46 l 0 12 b 0 0 1 0 14 0 UNSATISFIED Well then, let's hear what the opponent team has to say So, Shimada from White Team Tell them Put pressure on them She looks so strong... Looks strong... OI! Iriyama! Oh, Iriyama You said to me... "Shimada-san, help me with this zipper" DON'T YOU EVER ACT LIKE A SENPAI IN FRONT OF ME!!! Shimada! You said you'll just bring some soup for the dinner... But you brought bento as well! JUST WHEN YOUR WEIGHT STARTED TO GO DOWN!!! What a strong counter-attack m 4 0 l 183 0 b 196 0 197 0 197 12 l 197 46 b 197 58 196 58 183 58 l 14 58 b 1 58 0 58 0 46 l 0 12 b 0 0 1 0 14 0 COUNTER-ATTACK Time's up This time, the both teams are combination between senpai and kouhai So, who will be the victim of muchaburi this time? Well then First muchaburi is this... SURPRISINGLY SPICY MENU! The member who'll be out from this game will have to eat a very delicious food that we have prepared. Are you ready? Muchaburi dodgeball, ready... Starting with a jump ball... Wait a moment... Wait! For some reason They mistook Sata's head as the ball m 4 0 l 183 0 b 196 0 197 0 197 12 l 197 46 b 197 58 196 58 183 58 l 14 58 b 1 58 0 58 0 46 l 0 12 b 0 0 1 0 14 0 DIFFERENT BALL Who the heck told you that my head was the ball!? The ball is over! DUMBASS! We're sorry, we've made a mistake... We'll start again Dodgeball, ready... Starting again with jump ball Red team got it Maeda passing it... Oshima Yuko! Oh! There it is! NICE SHOT! OUT! It just started when suddenly Oshima Yuko threw the ball at an amazing speed Because of that, Izuta is the first member who's out of the game. It's time for muchaburi The spicy menu that Izuta will eat this time is... Please bring the menu here This is really bad... Let me introduce him This person here really likes super spicy foods Kapila-san~ So the super spicy food that Izuta will eat Is this! What the heck is this? This red pepper powder is 10 times more spicy than the regular red pepper It is usually topped on rice This is the super spicy menu Because Kapila-san used to eat this everyday Let's see if Sata could eat this as well Seriously? Is it real? Is it really that spicy? So scary I don't want it! This is too much!! This is too spicy!! Okay, do it Do your best Hurry! Drink some water! It only tastes spicy So I want to cough... My throat is... m 4 0 l 183 0 b 196 0 197 0 197 12 l 197 46 b 197 58 196 58 183 58 l 14 58 b 1 58 0 58 0 46 l 0 12 b 0 0 1 0 14 0 CAN'T SPEAK Now then, Red team got the first point While Kitahara will replace Izuta for the White team Well then, the muchaburi this time is... What is it? Eien Pressure! This is really new Well then, Nito Yes? Can you tell us something about Eien Pressure's lyrics? Mitsumeraretara pressure? (My heart beats rapidly when you looked at me) That's it! You'll have to look at this cute animal that we've prepared And that animal is... Get over here everyone This time, the animal that we've prepared is this... The member who'll be out will have to look at this savannah lizard named Monita-kun Muchaburi dodgeball... Ready... Starting from the White team Then suddenly... Nagao, you're out! The game just started few seconds ago Then the strong member of White team Shimada threw the ball magnificently and hit Nagao's shoulder And now, it's time to feel the pressure The rule for this muchaburi is simple We have prepared two paths over here, so that the member and the lizard can look at each other Then, the cover will be opened slowly until the savannah lizard, Monita-kun, can pass through the way Will it be like that? By the way, Monita-kun usually eats mammals So Nagao, please be careful with your nose What do you mean? He moves really fast m 4 0 l 183 0 b 196 0 197 0 197 12 l 197 46 b 197 58 196 58 183 58 l 14 58 b 1 58 0 58 0 46 l 0 12 b 0 0 1 0 14 0 USELESS INFORMATION Then, let's start Eien Pressure... Ready... Do your best It looks really scary Look at it Please look at me Look at her Look at me LOOK!! LOOK!! LOOK!! It's over How was it, Nagao? Hmmm... Cu... It was kinda cute... Cute? m 4 0 l 183 0 b 196 0 197 0 197 12 l 197 46 b 197 58 196 58 183 58 l 14 58 b 1 58 0 58 0 46 l 0 12 b 0 0 1 0 14 0 SHOW OF COURAGE Well then, White team was able to tie the game Nagao was replaced by Kuramochi The muchaburi this time is... Gourmet Answer! The member who'll be out will have to guess the menu that she'll eat Muchaburi dodgeball... Ready... Starting with Kuramochi And then, Oshima Yuko... She hit her target again! Sato Amina, you're out! Wait! You see... It didn't hit me... It hit you! It clearly hit you! W-w-wait! I think it didn't really hit me So you think it didn't hit you? It didn't hit me But the linesman must've clearly saw it Oi, Oshima She said she wasn't hit Well... You said it didn't hit you~ But I saw everything~ OUT~!! Koume Dayo-san!? (Japanese's comedian. His real name is Takashi Akai. This is his trademark gag) m 4 0 l 183 0 b 196 0 197 0 197 12 l 197 46 b 197 58 196 58 183 58 l 14 58 b 1 58 0 58 0 46 l 0 12 b 0 0 1 0 14 0 OLD So it's out Then, the tasty food is waiting for you First, please put on the eye mask She now looks strong But nothing changed Of course it changed! By wearing these... I don't want to... You can just feel the taste of the food instead The food that Amina will taste is this... UWAAA~ NO! PLEASE NO! This will be the menu Let's begin OOOH~ Amina, open your mouth I don't want to Open your mouth wider Amina, please open your mouth wider WHY? WHY? If you don't open your mouth widely enough, They won't give you any MEATBALLS! m 4 0 l 183 0 b 196 0 197 0 197 12 l 197 46 b 197 58 196 58 183 58 l 14 58 b 1 58 0 58 0 46 l 0 12 b 0 0 1 0 14 0 MEATBALLS? That's right! So open your mouth wider! Chew it How's it? It's feels... Hmm Rough Rough? m 4 0 l 183 0 b 196 0 197 0 197 12 l 197 46 b 197 58 196 58 183 58 l 14 58 b 1 58 0 58 0 46 l 0 12 b 0 0 1 0 14 0 ROUGH Rough? Amina! Something is out of your mouth! It's the foot! What's wrong with you? m 4 0 l 183 0 b 196 0 197 0 197 12 l 197 46 b 197 58 196 58 183 58 l 14 58 b 1 58 0 58 0 46 l 0 12 b 0 0 1 0 14 0 LEGS!? Then, Amina Amina, can you tell what is it? What do you think it is? I wonder Eh... The food has a foot The food has a foot? Eh... Grasshopper? Eh? Did I just ate a grasshopper? ANSWERING HERSELF I don't know! I really don't know! Now take off your eye mask to see it Open! Ready, go KYAAAA~!! WHAT THE HECK IS THIS!? What is this? I don't know... It's fried crickets How did it taste? Good enough Good enough? You wouldn't know if nobody told you? Yeah, but... Who was the one who said "foot"? m 4 0 l 183 0 b 196 0 197 0 197 12 l 197 46 b 197 58 196 58 183 58 l 14 58 b 1 58 0 58 0 46 l 0 12 b 0 0 1 0 14 0 SUSPECT This is the suspect With this, the Red team is leading with one point The next muchaburi is... The muchaburi this time is... Bicha-O-Illusion! Bicha-O-Illusion is A stunt that was introduced by this AD Uno It give a chance for the members to try his newest magic trick But even with new magic tricks, This Bicha-O-Illusion is still very doubtful Put your hand in the hole... This made Watanabe Mayu cry It truly is very terrifying! The Bicha-O-Illusion this time is... The assistant will wear this "Magical Collar" Then, AD Uno will stab a sword right in to the "Magical Collar" The sword will surely stab the assistant if the power of the user isn't strong enough But the important thing is... Which part of the body will get stabbed? First, a demonstration using a balloon What will happen if this doesn't go well smoothly? HAP! Ha? m 4 0 l 183 0 b 196 0 197 0 197 12 l 197 46 b 197 58 196 58 183 58 l 14 58 b 1 58 0 58 0 46 l 0 12 b 0 0 1 0 14 0 IS THAT ALL? Too short! Let's concentrate, everyone HAI! m 4 0 l 183 0 b 196 0 197 0 197 12 l 197 46 b 197 58 196 58 183 58 l 14 58 b 1 58 0 58 0 46 l 0 12 b 0 0 1 0 14 0 FAILURE... THERE'S NO WAY THAT WE WILL DO THIS! We already know the result Muchaburi dodgeball... Ready... Starting with Itano That was very fast, but it didn't hit Then... Because of her carelessness, Sato Sumire is out! This makes me regret my life I don't want to die... Well then, it's time for illusion Okay, AD Uno, Please... Wait! I will die because of this! Huh? Wait a moment Why are you wearing a bandage on your neck? Ah, it's perfectly fine Don't even fail at doing this m 4 0 l 183 0 b 196 0 197 0 197 12 l 197 46 b 197 58 196 58 183 58 l 14 58 b 1 58 0 58 0 46 l 0 12 b 0 0 1 0 14 0 TWICE THE ANXIETY Wait... And now Let's all witness the magic once again First, the collar that was given magic by Uno will be put on Sato Sumire's neck Then, her neck will be stabbed with the sword If Sato Sumire wasn't hurt or anything, then the magic was successful But... Can Uno really do it successfully? Atmosphere... Change OH NO! Bicha-O, can you really do this? m 4 0 l 183 0 b 196 0 197 0 197 12 l 197 46 b 197 58 196 58 183 58 l 14 58 b 1 58 0 58 0 46 l 0 12 b 0 0 1 0 14 0 LOW SUCCESS RATE WAAAAH!!! THIS IS DANGEROUS!!! This is terrible! It's shaking Sato, do you have any last words? I LOVE ALL OF YOU GUYS~ m 4 0 l 183 0 b 196 0 197 0 197 12 l 197 46 b 197 58 196 58 183 58 l 14 58 b 1 58 0 58 0 46 l 0 12 b 0 0 1 0 14 0 LAST WILL I'll begin Have you stabbed her? I'M ALIVE! I'M STILL ALIVE!!! So scary... Amazing! How are you, Sato? I'm so glad I'm still alive White team was able to tie this game once again Can they turn the situation? The muchaburi this time is... What is it? Guru-guru Kachuusha After you turn around many times You must perform "Everyday, Kachuusha" Muchaburi dodgeball... Ready... Starting with Kuramochi That was a good throw The ball is still at Red team Shimada was able to dodge What will Sato Sumire do? She threw the ball inside, but the White team got the ball easily The ball returned to Sato Sumire's hands And then, Kuramochi... She can't avoid it this time! It didn't hit me What? It didn't hit me Are you saying that the ball didn't hit you? But the linesman saw it Muto She said she wasn't hit You weren't hit? I wasn't hit You weren't hit? Yeah, I wasn't hit I clearly saw it The ball that hit you... PON PON SUPO PON PON SUPON PON POPON PON SUPO PON~ You were hit! Accelerator Hopper (Real name is Nagai Yuichiro and this is his trademark gag known as "Stupid Tempo") m 4 0 l 183 0 b 196 0 197 0 197 12 l 197 46 b 197 58 196 58 183 58 l 14 58 b 1 58 0 58 0 46 l 0 12 b 0 0 1 0 14 0 AS EXPECTED OLD! PON PON SUPO PON! It's dancing time! This is the dance for "Everyday, Kachuusha" before turning around But this was before the muchaburi So as expected, she can dance smoothly But Can Nito still dance like this after turning around for 10 times? Okay then, let's begin Guru guru bat... Ready... 1 Eh~? m 4 0 l 183 0 b 196 0 197 0 197 12 l 197 46 b 197 58 196 58 183 58 l 14 58 b 1 58 0 58 0 46 l 0 12 b 0 0 1 0 14 0 TOO FAST Too fast OI! Are you drunk? Are you drunk Moeno-chan? This is so difficult Guru guru bat... Ready... This is too difficult 1 2 3 Do your best! 4 5 Do your best! 6 You balance is so bad 4 more turns Nito, do your best! Just 3 turns left What the? 7 8 9 One more turn! 10! Music, start! m 4 0 l 183 0 b 196 0 197 0 197 12 l 197 46 b 197 58 196 58 183 58 l 14 58 b 1 58 0 58 0 46 l 0 12 b 0 0 1 0 14 0 STILL TURNING? Don't change the dance steps! The dance step isn't like that Don't dance like that Stand up, Nito! This is really bad Not over yet? This is bad Maybe if I do it in reverse direction, it'll return to normal m 4 0 l 183 0 b 196 0 197 0 197 12 l 197 46 b 197 58 196 58 183 58 l 14 58 b 1 58 0 58 0 46 l 0 12 b 0 0 1 0 14 0 WHAT'S WRONG!? What's wrong? Because of this, the Red team is leading again Can they defeat their opponents? Well then, the muchaburi this time is... Gourmet Answer! The member who'll be out will have to wear an eye mask and will need to guess what the menu is What's with this? Ready... The ball started from Shimada Nice catch, Oshima! And then, Itano wasn't able to dodge! It's really like the final match Red team's ace, Oshima Yuko, threw the ball very quickly And hits White team's ace, Itano So, it's time to eat First Itano, please wear the eye mask Hmm... What's this? Are you angry? I don't want to do this At times like this... m 5 0 l 193 0 b 196 0 197 0 197 12 l 197 46 b 197 58 196 130 183 130 l 56 130 b 1 130 0 130 0 118 l 0 12 b 0 0 1 0 14 0 ADVICE: DO A FAKE REACTION I don't want to do this Okay, this time What is it? You need to guess the menu that we've prepared The menu that Itano will eat is this... THIS REACTION IS A LIE This time, all the members are involved in the muchaburi prank Except for Itano, all members were asked to do a fake exaggerated reaction to scare Itano Let's see how Itano will react I think Itano will get scared if she knows what's on the menu Then this is impossible for me What's wrong? Is it slimy? Hmm... How should we say it... Is it like this? m 4 0 l 183 0 b 196 0 197 0 197 12 l 197 46 b 197 58 196 58 183 58 l 14 58 b 1 58 0 58 0 46 l 0 12 b 0 0 1 0 14 0 WHAT THE HECK IS THAT? Then maybe this food would be good for my health? m 4 0 l 183 0 b 196 0 197 0 197 12 l 197 90 b 210 58 210 100 210 100 l 14 100 b 1 100 0 58 0 46 l 0 12 b 0 0 1 0 14 0 EXPECTED FROM THE FASHION LEADER ITANO So Itano Just a little Okay, just a little But if you think of it as meatballs m 4 0 l 183 0 b 196 0 197 0 197 12 l 197 46 b 197 58 196 58 183 58 l 14 58 b 1 58 0 58 0 46 l 0 12 b 0 0 1 0 14 0 MEATBALL LOVER? Why must it be meatball? Because if it's meatball, then she would open her mouth wider Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! So she should open her mouth widely enough SHUT UP~!! It would be dangerous if you put it in your mouth Dangerous? Okay, Itano Raise your head and open your mouth You know, if that thing enters my throat directly, I will be really mad m 4 0 l 183 0 b 196 0 197 0 197 12 l 197 46 b 197 58 196 58 183 58 l 14 58 b 1 58 0 58 0 46 l 0 12 b 0 0 1 0 14 0 REALLY You're mad already But you're mad already I'll begin now Open your mouth Do your best! Okay, I'll begin now So scary... What's this? What's with that reaction, Itano? WHAT THE HECK IS THIS!? Itano How's the taste? SO SOUR! Sour? *TOWEL* NO! NO! NO! It's just a towel Itano What do you think it is? Snail? m 4 0 l 183 0 b 196 0 197 0 197 12 l 197 46 b 197 58 196 58 183 58 l 14 58 b 1 58 0 58 0 46 l 0 12 b 0 0 1 0 14 0 We wouldn't go that far Now then Please remove your eye mask Eh, what is this? It's just jelly What's with this? So annoying So funny That reaction could be used as the new single's jacket m 4 0 l 183 0 b 196 0 197 0 197 12 l 197 46 b 197 58 196 58 183 58 l 14 58 b 1 58 0 58 0 46 l 0 12 b 0 0 1 0 14 0 ITANO TOMOMI'S NEW SINGLE!? With this, muchaburi dodgeball has finished This time's MVP is... Nito who graduated from AKB a few days ago From now on, do all your best for your future! After this, an important message from AKB48 members Finally, it will be released in 22nd of May... AKB48 31st Single, "Sayonara Crawl" And this time's new is Good afternoon everyone! We are AKB48! We are currently shooting the music video for our 31st Single, "Sayonara Crawl" It will be a very beautiful music video Please wait for the release~ Please continue on your activities! And then, this time... It will finally be released in this upcoming week Kasai Tomomi's 2nd Solo Single, "Mine" It's lyrics is full with love and will captivate a lot of people After this, a preview of next week's muchaburi Next week's muchaburi dodgeball will be more intense! Tears? Tears? And also getting wet!? Will the members be able to overcome these extreme muchaburis? This program was brought to you by our sponsors: